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[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by fun2come

SL, I am with Claire for once....

DO ME ALREADY !!!!

no wait, that came out all wrong ...

all this Bat Shit Crazy has me all Bat Shit Crazy

Hang in there it will be worth the wait I hope!

[Kfun12]

Originally Posted by chelseabean

No. He's the precursor of government for Gotham as King Arthur is the precursor for the whole western liberal paradigm of government.

Ok, cool. That was pretty deep.... 😄😄😄

[siberia]

Crazy peeps get away with
the insanity plea, don't
come crying when there
is dramatization.

[Guest010218]

Originally Posted by fun2come

SL,
DO ME ALREADY !!!!

Hot Dang. Can't believe that I finally beat F2C at something--selection as a BSC Hobbyist !

Hobby on...

[Monk Rasputin]

A friend sent me this. It belongs somewhere in the flapping and fluttering of the last couple weeks. I'll just put it here. Art imitates life... life imitates art... something like that.

Monk

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by BugleBoy

Hot Dang. Can't believe that I finally beat F2C at something--selection as a BSC Hobbyist !

Hobby on...

Well Congrats, you have a tie around your neck ... a little tight ... making your hair go purple

I heard my doll fought back when they wanted to put that tie around its neck, and demanded it lower .... awwww shit, that explains it.

[Aphrodite]

'The Aphrodite Doll' - Celebrating the one of the original BSC chicks from time immortal!

Aphrodite was the goddess of love. The Romans called her Venus. Aphrodite lived on Mount Olympus with the other supreme deities and was married to the homely craftsman-god, Hephaestus. She was said to have been born from the foam of the sea.

Aphrodite involved herself on several noteworthy occasions with the affairs of mortal heroes. When Jason asked permission of the king of Colchis to remove the Golden Fleece from the grove in which it hung, the king was clearly unwilling. So the goddess Hera, who sponsored Jason's quest, asked Aphrodite to intervene. The love goddess made the king's daughter Medea fall in love with Jason, and Medea proved instrumental in Jason's success.

Aphrodite can also be said to have caused the Trojan War. This came about in the following fashion. When the hero Peleus was married to the sea-nymph Thetis, all the gods were invited to the ceremony -- all but one that is. The slighted goddess happened to a specialist in sowing discord, so she maliciously deposited a golden apple on the banquet table. The fruit was inscribed with the legend, "For the fairest". Immediately all the goddesses began to argue about whose beauty entitled her to be the rightful possessor of this prize.

Finally it was decided to put the dispute to arbitration. Reasonably enough, the designated judge was to be the most handsome mortal in the world. This turned out to be a noble Trojan youth named Paris, who was serving as a shepherd at the time. So the three finalists -- Aphrodite, Hera and Athena -- sought him out in the meadow where he was tending his flocks.

Not content to leave the outcome to the judge's discernment, the three goddesses proceeded to offer bribes. Hera, Queen of Olympus, took Paris aside and told him she would help him rule the world. Athena, goddess of war, said she would make him victorious in battle. Aphrodite sized Paris up and decided he would be more impressed with the guaranteed love of the most beautiful woman in the world. This was Helen, who happened to be married to the king of Sparta.

Paris promptly awarded the golden apple to Aphrodite, who in turn enabled him to elope with Helen, who thenceforth became notorious as Helen of Troy. Helen's husband and his brother raised a Greek army to retrieve his wife, and this was the inception of the Trojan War.

Another occasion in which the goddess of love came to the aid of a mortal hero also happened to involve golden apples. When the mighty heroine Atalanta agreed to wed whatever suitor managed to best her in a foot race, Aphrodite favored one of the contestants with a peck of golden fruit. By strewing these enchanted apples on the race course, the young lad caused Atalanta to become distracted and she lost the race.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Aphrodite

The Aphrodite Doll

Sorry.... I didn't see anything regarding you in the plans......I'm sure you understand the need to address those that matter and inability to work everyone in......

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Aphrodite

'The Aphrodite Doll' - Celebrating the one of the original BSC chicks from time immortal!

Aphrodite was the goddess of love. The Romans called her Venus. Aphrodite lived on Mount Olympus with the other supreme deities and was married to the homely craftsman-god, Hephaestus. She was said to have been born from the foam of the sea.

Aphrodite involved herself on several noteworthy occasions with the affairs of mortal heroes. When Jason asked permission of the king of Colchis to remove the Golden Fleece from the grove in which it hung, the king was clearly unwilling. So the goddess Hera, who sponsored Jason's quest, asked Aphrodite to intervene. The love goddess made the king's daughter Medea fall in love with Jason, and Medea proved instrumental in Jason's success.

Aphrodite can also be said to have caused the Trojan War. This came about in the following fashion. When the hero Peleus was married to the sea-nymph Thetis, all the gods were invited to the ceremony -- all but one that is. The slighted goddess happened to a specialist in sowing discord, so she maliciously deposited a golden apple on the banquet table. The fruit was inscribed with the legend, "For the fairest". Immediately all the goddesses began to argue about whose beauty entitled her to be the rightful possessor of this prize.

Finally it was decided to put the dispute to arbitration. Reasonably enough, the designated judge was to be the most handsome mortal in the world. This turned out to be a noble Trojan youth named Paris, who was serving as a shepherd at the time. So the three finalists -- Aphrodite, Hera and Athena -- sought him out in the meadow where he was tending his flocks.

Not content to leave the outcome to the judge's discernment, the three goddesses proceeded to offer bribes. Hera, Queen of Olympus, took Paris aside and told him she would help him rule the world. Athena, goddess of war, said she would make him victorious in battle. Aphrodite sized Paris up and decided he would be more impressed with the guaranteed love of the most beautiful woman in the world. This was Helen, who happened to be married to the king of Sparta.

Paris promptly awarded the golden apple to Aphrodite, who in turn enabled him to elope with Helen, who thenceforth became notorious as Helen of Troy. Helen's husband and his brother raised a Greek army to retrieve his wife, and this was the inception of the Trojan War.

Another occasion in which the goddess of love came to the aid of a mortal hero also happened to involve golden apples. When the mighty heroine Atalanta agreed to wed whatever suitor managed to best her in a foot race, Aphrodite favored one of the contestants with a peck of golden fruit. By strewing these enchanted apples on the race course, the young lad caused Atalanta to become distracted and she lost the race.

Originally Posted by Whispers

Sorry.... I didn't see anything regarding you in the plans......I'm sure you understand the need to address those that matter and inability to work everyone in......

Aphrodite & Bonn11 dolls are in route boss...

[Hobart420]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Sorry.... I didn't see anything regarding you in the plans......I'm sure you understand the need to address those that matter and inability to work everyone in......

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Aphrodite & Bonn11 dolls are in route boss...

The Bonn11 is in the testing stage.

[gfejunkie]

Originally Posted by chelseabean

So, what is batman then?

Take it from one who knows. Batman's primary motivation always has been and always will be... REVENGE!

gfe

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Aphrodite & Bonn11 dolls are in route boss...

Package them together. They deserve each other.

[siberia]

I saw batman.
Just a glimpse
while scrolling
through the
page.

[RandB fan]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Package them together. They deserve each other.

We don't sell EFFEN dolls, I agree that this Aphrodite doll on a stick could find a place in the corner of some Hoogar's incall. It is essentially worthless since it has no mouth and no orifices below. It is just a fucking doll it can't blow me, I can't put my junk in it, so what good is it?.
But here at BSC "Improving Stupid Ideas" dept., are trying to make something out of it because well I have BONN11 and he will fuck almost anything. That and like our name inlies, like some really fucked up shit.
I have Bonn11 working on installing an dual inlet (Bonn11 would have it no other way) alien Fleshlight between it's legs. It is not going well but we feel that some perverted fuck somewhere would like to have a go at it it we can get it installed. We at BSC do not just provide product for the masses but for niche markets also.



Thank you for your questions and we welcome your comments (not really) and product ideas at BatShit Crazy Inc.

Remember "We don't just want to fuck you, we want to help"

Rand B Fan
Dept Manager, Improving Stupid Products, a division of R and D.
""taking a fucked up idea and making it better"

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Package them together. They deserve each other.

We make more money selling them separately?