Gifts to providers

[DMike]

your money do whatever tha fuck u wanna do with it ! ...thats all we need now hookers and johns telling you what u can and cant do with your money jajaaj

[Precious_b]

The foreseeable future, I don't have any new car gift plans.

Have been lucky to nail smaller gifts that have went straight to the heart of Providers I know.

Blindly stumbled into a double coup by a gift I was going to get one Provider that ended up getting another Provider pouting. Thankfully they know each other very well. So, I extended the offer to both and they are thrilled. Looking to be a splendid evening in the near future.

For those Providers that a hobbyist knows very well and frequence often, a gift of thanks can do a world of good for them. Does wonders for the person inside.

[Camille Fox]

Originally Posted by DMike

your money do whatever tha fuck u wanna do with it ! ...thats all we need now hookers and johns telling you what u can and cant do with your money jajaaj

I agree with you... Except that he asked the board what he should do. :-/

[Jaxhardcore]

Originally Posted by JustCause

Seeing clearly that the majority here believes, rightly so, that no one could be this devoid of intelligence, I will suggest that perhaps the OP has another motive. Is it possible that he hasn't ponied up at all and that the post was a decoy to impress all the ladies here with his wherewithal so 'they'll come 'a runnin'?'

I mean, that technique was all the rage in high school and our gentleman here, with all 6 posts, is clearly a sophomore.

I think most of the decent folks here recognize a smokescreen.

But, on the outside chance that it did happen, '34 with a good amount saved up and "hardly no responsibilities (sic)" smells like Daddy's money to me.

OP, your greatest sin isn't the gift or the insurance (oh God is right, Camille). Your greatest sin is coming on an escort board and bragging about your alleged wealth. That makes you a dick. You'll learn that those who brag about their money usually don't have it and those who brag about their cock size usually are little. Grow up, my friend. This is a place where you'll find good friends and respect if you don't insult their intelligence. And everyone needs a little respect. No one needs a new Camaro.

All the best.

I'm buying my ATF a house and putting it in my name. I will pay the homeowner's insurance and upkeep costs. Should get me laid a couple times a month.

[bigjimt52]

Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

With an orange paint job. I can put a mattress in the back and host incalls.

just a bit of topic but how many of us at one time or other got some pussy in the back of a 60-70s station wagon.... I did alot......and as far as this thread goes ....well Puma you are a fool but a Corolla might be a better choice

[JustCause]

Originally Posted by Jaxhardcore

I'm buying my ATF a house and putting it in my name. I will pay the homeowner's insurance and upkeep costs. Should get me laid a couple times a month.

Sounds like marriage so obviously the twice a month thing isn't right...

[Tetas]

Originally Posted by JustCause

Seeing clearly that the majority here believes, rightly so, that no one could be this devoid of intelligence, I will suggest that perhaps the OP has another motive. Is it possible that he hasn't ponied up at all and that the post was a decoy to impress all the ladies here with his wherewithal so 'they'll come 'a runnin'?'

Late one Friday evening a 80 year old man and a buxom blonde 20-something walk into a jewelry store just before closing time. The Jeweler asks if he can be of any help.
The old man announces that he and his fiancee just got engaged and were there to buy her the best engagement ring in the store!
The Jeweler is clearly pleased and decides to close the store a little early and wait on the couple himself. Opening a bottle of wine and serving some to the couple, he seats them at his desk and comes back with a lovely ring with a $30,000 price tag.
The old man says "Nowhere NEAR big enough for my beautiful Fiancee!"
The Jeweler and the lady smile at each other...he returns shortly with a $100,000 ring.
The old man says, "Well, your getting closer anyway."
The Jeweler opens his safe and pulls out the best diamond solitaire in his store and announces that it was a quarter of a million dollars.
The old man says "Great! Well take it!"
The Jeweler and the young lady are both quite pleased.
The man then announces, "I know it's way past banking hours and you won't be able to verify my check, so I'll just make it out right now and when it clears the bank on Monday we'll be back for the ring." The Jeweler agrees and the happy couple leave for a night on the town.

Monday rolls around and the Jeweler calls the old man at home.
"You old SOB, the bank said that you've never had more than $100 in that account at any one time!! You KNEW that the check wouldn't clear when you wrote it!!!"
The old man replies, "Of course I knew it Sonny, now settle down and let me tell you about MY weekend!"

[Bob McV]

Originally Posted by Chincho

Puma could you also find it in your heart to get Nikki a gently used station wagon? If there's no A/c or radio I'm sure she would be appreciative still.

Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Is that for my herd of children? I want the 70's wood paneling on the side please.

Hell I'd suck a mean cock for a sweet 'wagon with the rumble seats...

[Puma1979]

Originally Posted by Precious_b

For those Providers that a hobbyist knows very well and frequence often, a gift of thanks can do a world of good for them. Does wonders for the person inside.

[flinde]

I got a huge cock and lots of money.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by flinde

I got a huge cock and lots of money.

[inspector farquar]

Originally Posted by flinde

I got a huge cock and lots of money.

Originally Posted by Bob McV

Hell I'd suck a mean cock for ...

I think he was talking to Bob.

[dirkgentley1995]

Originally Posted by Bobdrop

smh.. This can't be a serious question? Right?

Yeah. Who would buy a shitty car like for a girl that he allegedly likes?

Buy her a challenger hellcat.

Originally Posted by Puma1979

I do have a good job with a good amount saved up with hardly no responsibilities.

Ok, fine, I'll give a serious answer. She's probably worth it or you wouldn't be doing it. If you paid cash for it and you trust her as much as you say then I'd just switch the title over to her now. If your name is on the car then you are in for a world of hurt if she gets in a wreck and hurts/kills somebody, or if she pisses off the wrong person, a cop, or any of a plethora of other potential bad things happen to the car that is in your name currently.

[Jed Clampett]

Puma, I think you should call the Dave Ramsey show for advice! Dave will steer you the right way and probably tell you to put the money in a growth mutual fund so you can hobby all you want to by the time you're 65. Let us know when you call, I'd like to hear the conversation.

[RichardRamirez]

must be some good pussy !