Taylor - There is something very wrong with you.

[Guest120311-2]

Originally Posted by Carl

Oh, so you want to get deep and philosophical?

The bamboo shadows move over the stone steps
as if to sweep them, but no dust is stirrred;
The moon is reflected deep within the pool, but the
water shows no trace of its penetration.

Oooohhh, I like it deep! Please don't stop!

[richcran]

Open your mouth and close your eyes......
........and I will give you a big surprise.
well.....maybe.......uhmm, big is relative, right?

[Amrita Lover]

A string walked into a bar and ordered a beer. Bartender says, "Sorry we dont serve beer to strings. Get out!" String goes outside and asks the first person he sees to rough up his two ends and to tie him up like a pretzel. String goes back into the bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, "Say, aren't you the string I just threw out of here?" "No sir, I'm a frayed knot!"

[knotty man]

what do you call a dog with no legs......doesnt matter, he aint comin anyways ( take it easy, i LOVE dogs )

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Topshelf Tess

Oooohhh, I like it deep! Please don't stop!

We join spokes together in a wheel,
but it is the center hole
that makes the wagon move.

We shape clay into a pot,
but it is the emptiness inside
that holds whatever we want.

We hammer wood for a house,
but it is the inner space
that makes it livable.

Thus tools come from what exists,
but the emptiness is what we use.

[78704]

The Crystal Wind is the Storm,
And the Storm is Data,
And the Data is Life.

[78704]

The Crystal Wind is the greatest source of data the world has ever seen. Truth and data are not the same thing. Data lies in the Crystal Wind; Truth is a function of Realtime. And yet Truth arises from data. From data you can extract Truth.

[odikar]

What .....Who....Where..? I don't know what you people are on, but I want some

[NaughtyButNice]

Why do they call it a TV "set" if you only get one of them?

[Spinoza]

Originally Posted by Carl

We join spokes together in a wheel,
but it is the center hole
that makes the wagon move.

We shape clay into a pot,
but it is the emptiness inside
that holds whatever we want.

We hammer wood for a house,
but it is the inner space
that makes it livable.

Thus tools come from what exists,
but the emptiness is what we use.

"Nothingness haunts being."

[Spinoza]

Originally Posted by Carl

Oh, so you want to get deep and philosophical?

The bamboo shadows move over the stone steps
as if to sweep them, but no dust is stirrred;
The moon is reflected deep within the pool, but the
water shows no trace of its penetration.

Water came to rebuke the too clear water.
One drop fell from a fern, and lo, a ripple
Shook whatever it was lay there at bottom,
Blurred it, blotted it out. What was that whiteness?
Truth? A pebble of quartz? For once, then, something.

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Spinoza

Water came to rebuke the too clear water.
One drop fell from a fern, and lo, a ripple
Shook whatever it was lay there at bottom,
Blurred it, blotted it out. What was that whiteness?
Truth? A pebble of quartz? For once, then, something.

The ground submits to the sky and suffers whatever comes. Tell me, is the Earth worse for giving in like that?

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Spinoza

"Nothingness haunts being."

If you're an ant and you're walking across a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing standing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin.

[78704]

http://www.conwaysgameoflife.net/

[petiteassman]

or not but my god you have one of the worlds prettiest tushes

Originally Posted by klovve

I think this thread should come with a dictionary to decipher this unique urban speak.
I feel a little uncool