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Old 10-13-2011, 05:29 PM   #61
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I think this turd er ah I mean thread belongs in the litterbox. Oops I mean sandbox.
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Old 10-13-2011, 05:50 PM   #62
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It was an honest mistake, I even showered before returning to the session, I had no ill will towards her. Some of you act like I took a dump on her table or something, it was the f-ing toilet, that's why they are built. .
Toilets have handles to flush, that's why they are built.
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Old 10-13-2011, 06:45 PM   #63
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LMAO!...love this thread! It's amazing how much "shitty" the situation is to begin with now it's even more amazing how many jokes y'all can make bout shit!
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Old 10-13-2011, 06:52 PM   #64
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LOL. Wow, this was comical.
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:03 PM   #65
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I have a question.....

Would providers rather the hobbyist show up late to stop somewhere and shit, possibly ncns

or

Show up on time, excuse themselves to the bathroom, run the shower and dump in their toilet? Provided that they have supplied air freshener......


WTF's the big deal??? Why is it so repulsive?

Sometimes I can't make it to a restroom. No big deal! I just go out in the woods, pull off my pants and underwear, and shit leaning off a tree.......

Leaning off a truck bumper or a tailgate works good too......

When I was in the Army, we used to shit while sitting with one ass cheek on our entrenching tool..........
We all thank you for your service but you ain't got to shit in the woods no more. And if you shit off your tail gate won't you get shit on the bumper. I don't think many of us would be turned on if the girl said hold on while I pinch off a loaf you wouldn't stay for that (some would pay extra). I would leave her there on the toilet. Now another thing some of yall keep sayin shower then shit make sure you shit then shower.
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Old 10-13-2011, 09:15 PM   #66
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If you excuse yourself to go shower and clean up but sit in there for ten minutes without turning on the shower it might seem a little suspicious. I think what they mean is close the bathroom door and turn on the shower so that it will diminish that concern as well as the added benefit of the whooshing of the running water helping to drown out the noise of you showing that turd who's boss.




Afterward be sure to wash yo azz
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Old 10-13-2011, 09:25 PM   #67
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Toilets have handles to flush, that's why they are built.

True but the new toilets are built for water conservation which usually take a couple of flushes to get it good and clean. A lot of people aren't aware of this. However if this "turd" was as major as it sounds coupled with the fact that the OP didn't know about how weak the new tiolets are then it's entirely possible that the poor toilet didn't stand a chance in the first place.
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Old 10-13-2011, 09:31 PM   #68
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Dude, you ARE a nasty motherfucker. She is correct and you should have left the donation.

What the hell were you going to do last 20 minutes? Let her DFK you with puke breath? Maybe a BBBJ?

You totally blew this one!
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Old 10-13-2011, 09:42 PM   #69
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So... Ummm... Yeah... How much toilet paper did it take to wipe your ass? You used the whole roll didn't ya?
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Old 10-13-2011, 10:12 PM   #70
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Would have been an all time great entertaining review second only to Chicagosun's, but then you will have to name the provider....

can't stop laughing
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Old 10-13-2011, 10:29 PM   #71
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LMAO!!! THANKS FOR SHARING!!

...btw when did monica come back?
Congrats on being the first to make the money comment...nothing made me laugh quite like ol Mr. Dumps Before Sessions
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Old 10-14-2011, 01:01 AM   #72
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So who was the provider? If this really happened I can't believe she has not chimed in.
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Old 10-14-2011, 01:21 AM   #73
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This shitty thread STILL has me ROLLING!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-14-2011, 03:07 AM   #74
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e-tool? fuck that.
Best way is squatting while holding your weapon, and having a buddy also hold your weapon to balance you.
That's a true battle buddy there.

Ok.. so
you took a 10 min poo, but she added some time and said you used 30, and then somehow there was only 20 minutes left?

Everyone poops. There's even a book for toddlers about it. You showered after.
ok, so you blew up the damn toilet. shit happens.
She didn't have to be a cuntstain about it.
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Old 10-14-2011, 05:27 AM   #75
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He wants to change his name to hide the shame.
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