Thinking of changing my name- suggestions?

[Carl]

Yeah, Zach Quinto. He looks kind of Nimoy as the old Spock but the voice isn't very close, not the same resonance.

[Reya Sunshine]

So you are more of a star trek guy than a star wars guy?

[Carl]

I'm more of whoever's got the most explosions guy, though, sometimes I lean towards whoever's got the most hot chicks in tight or skimpy outfits.

But, that said, Star Trek as a kid was around first so it has primacy. Though, I've never been a fantasy/sci-fi nerd/geek. I (someone who was in the marching band) have pointed and laughed at and viciously ridiculed the juvenile losers than learned Klingonese and made their own Starfleet uniforms ...

as well as the needle-dicked fucktards that learned to read and write in Eldarin ...

right along with the hairless nut-sacked momma's titty babies that liked to dress up like Obi-Wan and engage in mock duels with their similarly retarded fruitcake pinheads dressed up as Tusken Raiders to defend their little 'tard brothers and sisters dressed up as Jawas.

I may have been a band queer but I preferred having bottle rocket wars and shooting at cans with a BB gun or a .22 and setting wasp nests on fire with a makeshift torch and generally having fun in the real external world over the rich internal fantasy life of fruitless gutless mental masturbation enjoyed by the real-life Milhouse Van Houten's and Ralph Wiggum's of the world. Goofy little sons of bitches.

But then again, when I was a kid there really weren't a lot of video games and computers like kids have today. I think it makes them all into either stupid little pussies or boneheaded little dicks with sadistic tendencies that are in for a rude shock when they find out that their behavior has consequences when they run into an old fucker like me that's used to getting the living shit kicked out of him and learned how to take a punch for being in the marching band. We can get pretty fucking mean when we're riled up. A quick kick in the nuts and a gouge to the eyeball beats a Jedi mind trick every goddamned time. In real life you don't get to press "CONTINUE" and start over again all clean and pretty when you get your ass handed to you.

[Reya Sunshine]

Sir, are you implying these people aren't cool?

[armydude]

I thought Hannah Heresy was a cool name, but if it was time for a change, then congrats on your new name :-)

[Reya Sunshine]

Thanks! Yeah, I think Reya Sunshine sounds happier so it will either inspire me to act happier or if I act bitchy it will just be kinda ironic so it'll still be good for laughs.

Originally Posted by armydude

I thought Hannah Heresy was a cool name, but if it was time for a change, then congrats on your new name :-)

[F-Sharp]

Originally Posted by Reya Sunshine

Thanks! Yeah, I think Reya Sunshine sounds happier so it will either inspire me to act happier or if I act bitchy it will just be kinda ironic so it'll still be good for laughs.

Perfect.

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Reya Sunshine

Sir, are you implying these people aren't cool?

I knew a piccolo player that could have beaten the living shit out of every one of those guys all at once, bare-knuckled, and fucked the girl's brains out all night. Her name escapes me at the moment, but I think she's a kindergarten teacher now.

[Munchmasterman]

ECCIE Annie

[budman33]

I'm so glad you took a pass on

Bledin Munthlee

[Tetas]

Carl, that last post alone aughta get you several offers to take your genius jizz.
I really did LOL.

[googol^googol]

Reya Sunshine is excellent on many different levels.

But I still wished you would have used Bouvier. It would have appealed to the same type of guys who loved Heresy for the subtle subversiveness of it.

[Asian Ann]

I have no suggestions, but make sure your new name is super easy to spell. I changed from Asian Indie-Ann to Asian Ann because no one remembered the "e" in Indie nor the hyphen.

Ann

[Sweet N Little]

Reya Sunshine ! I like it !! Good choice!!

[rickyjames]

Slut Puppy would be awesome!