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pyramider · 07-20-2014, 04:12 PM

I did not know that old codgers could have their taints so twisted. The next thing you know someone is going to be yelling at neighborhood kids to stay off his yard.

Old-T · 07-20-2014, 04:46 PM

You shouldn't call Phillychik an old codger, she is not.

Guest021817-2 · 07-20-2014, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by pyramider

I did not know that old codgers could have their taints so twisted. The next thing you know someone is going to be yelling at neighborhood kids to stay off his yard.

I just did that, fugging kids pissing my dog off, good thing he likes kids, or I would have an accident scene in my front yard.

Guest022718 · 07-20-2014, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by A.Reader

Son, <directed at Lucas McCain> the smartest thing you can do right now is copy all these posts you made and read them in about 20 years when you grow up. You'll be amazed at how dumb you sounded when you were young.

^^^^This^^^^ In Spades.

PhillyChik · 07-20-2014, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Old-T

You shouldn't call Phillychik an old codger, she is not.

RUDE.

pyramider · 07-20-2014, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Old-T

You shouldn't call Phillychik an old codger, she is not.

If she posted some taint photos we all could discuss.

PhillyChik · 07-20-2014, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by pyramider

If she posted some taint photos we all could discuss.

That t'aint gonna happen

Guest021817-2 · 07-20-2014, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PhillyChik

That t'aint gonna happen

I am going to stop in Bamma on my next trip to TN to inspect it.

pyramider · 07-20-2014, 06:22 PM

AlbamyChik really should become one with her taint.

Carolina Girl Holly · 07-20-2014, 06:37 PM

I've worked from three different homes, and one home I had another provider work with me consistently and we only had a full size bed in the "playroom" and a massage chair wouldn't fit certain size men; so we put a size limit of not over 250 lb...that lasted a while and got several negative replies, but it never hurt our business...
Since then, I've had no problem now that I work alone - they are big teddy bears usually and again, hygiene is important and if they come from work, as I work from a house, I'm able to provide a shower or the necessities to help clean them up. I'm not a slender woman nor a fat woman, sortof curvy and they seem to prefer thicker girls to make them feel more comfortable with themselves. So we get along fine and again, the positions mentioned, cowgirl and k9 work out best. Thanks for your business and know teddy bears need lovin too!

Wakeup · 07-20-2014, 08:16 PM

This topic only causes a reaction when it's true...

JCM800 · 07-20-2014, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

old and fat here.

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Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

I have drove to a near by Wendy's and have a frosty as I waited.

eh

Rec1166 · 07-21-2014, 01:12 AM

I'm a short, fat bastard. Meaning I was born out of wedlock. Also on the downhill slide to 50 years old. I've been with four providers. Two off other sites, and two from here. Anyway, I've never had a problem with the ladies and my weight. I'm 5'6" and weigh about 240lbs. Would I like to be smaller?? Hell yes, I'd love to get to my Army days weight of about 160lbs. Make my dick look two inches longer. But I've dated ok looking women, and I've dated women that could be models. They all said that I was funny, kind, giving, and very caring. If I know you and like you, there's very little I won't do for you. Kind of funny the 'civilian' women I know that have missed out on my generosity because they're too shallow to date a 'heavy' guy. And as for PhillyChik, I'll be traveling through your town in about a month headed to the East Coast for vacation. Probably not the trip out, but the trip back I am going to try and see you. You are BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! Look for a PM from me love!!!!!

Lucas McCain · 07-21-2014, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rec1166

I'm a short, fat bastard. Meaning I was born out of wedlock. Also on the downhill slide to 50 years old. I've been with four providers. Two off other sites, and two from here. Anyway, I've never had a problem with the ladies and my weight. I'm 5'6" and weigh about 240lbs. Would I like to be smaller?? Hell yes, I'd love to get to my Army days weight of about 160lbs. Make my dick look two inches longer. But I've dated ok looking women, and I've dated women that could be models. They all said that I was funny, kind, giving, and very caring. If I know you and like you, there's very little I won't do for you. Kind of funny the 'civilian' women I know that have missed out on my generosity because they're too shallow to date a 'heavy' guy. And as for PhillyChik, I'll be traveling through your town in about a month headed to the East Coast for vacation. Probably not the trip out, but the trip back I am going to try and see you. You are BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! Look for a PM from me love!!!!!

Best post on this entire thread...Great attitude, and I mean that. I like your confidence and self awareness, my friend.

Jewish Lawyer · 07-21-2014, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

Don't know why you don't want over weight guys to feel bad, (not at all directed at the guy above me.). Fuck them. Stop being a pig. I could not care less about why they have no self control about food consumption. .

Why would anyone not care about being fat? It's unhealthy and stupid.

This reply of yours would be more impactful if you didn't smoke, get drunk, get high, etc.....exercising discipline in all areas of human vice, not just getting fat. Some people are skinny because they are druggies, or smokers, etc.