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04-09-2013, 01:37 AM
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Personally I prefer Kieran Lee's million dollar cock...but he's a friend of mine so perhaps I'm slightly biased...
Anyways, of course size matters, there's nothing more disappointing than a needle dick or one that resembles a mushroom without a stem, and if you're in that category, you guys should just save your money and stop kidding yourselves, you aren't pleasing anyone with that thing, and if she tells you otherwise, she's lying.
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04-09-2013, 02:24 AM
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Wait, so are you trying to me that one movie you made with small cock world wasn't all an act??
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04-09-2013, 03:55 AM
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04-09-2013, 05:04 AM
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Some scientific evidence: .....
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I guess that explains the "rumors" that some guys tape a cucumber to their upper thigh while wearing tight pants to "bar hop" ...
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04-09-2013, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by theCFE
Why not business AND fantasy?
Why NOT Zoidberg?
I probably come from a different perspective than most. I'll admit that having extra spending money is nice, but I don't rely on this to pay my bills. I have mad respect for the women out there who do, especially the single mothers - I've been there before, I may be there again one day. Right now, however, I'm simply not getting enough dick of any size in my real life. I'm socially awkward and don't want to troll arrangement sites. This is a social scenario I'm used to, which provides me the ability to screen my playmates and offers vital lingerie funds.
So, as far as faking it to make money? Fuck you, I'm not gonna. You're here for my personal fantasy FIRST, and if I happen to be yours too, that's pretty awesome, but it's not necessary for me to have a good time, and neither is a massive tree trunk. The illicit thrill is often enough for me, but I have no problem grabbing a hand or face and placing it exactly where I need it to set off Mt St Christle.
If all you want or expect is a Real Doll with a heartbeat, please move on to someone else. I AM active, I WANT to cum, and I LOVE everything that happens BCD. I am a terrible liar, and I have no desire to lead a man to believe he got me to the mountaintop if he didn't. I believe everyone has the potential to learn how to please their partner, and faking robs them of that potential. Besides, it's pretty fracking obvious when I've enjoyed myself versus when I haven't.
The best sex I've ever had has not been with huge dicks, but average sized men driven by above average passion to drive home their point multiple times, until everything was covered in cum and sweat. I'll choose skill and passion over size ANY day.
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OMG I Think that I have found the love of my life, or if not at least the solution for my lust. Please PM me and tell me when I can have that "experience" you are describing.
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04-09-2013, 09:06 AM
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Damn, I went away for the night and the thread got good! Thanks CFE and Yummy you both sound like you are in the hobby for the right reasons, and you understand what a true connoisseur is looking for in a provider... and when I get a chance to see you, it's totally ok to tell me personally if my cock is just ok size, and I'll do everything I can to make sure the session ends covered in cum and sweat, but my ego won't be hurt if you've got some suggestion! Always got to keep learning...
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04-09-2013, 09:37 AM
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Always got to keep learning...
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Imagine all the educational benefits you could reap from the two of us combined
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04-09-2013, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by theCFE
...This is a social scenario I'm used to, which provides me the ability to screen my playmates and offers vital lingerie funds.
...The illicit thrill is often enough for me, but I have no problem grabbing a hand or face and placing it exactly where I need it to set off Mt St Christle.
...I AM active, I WANT to cum, and I LOVE everything that happens BCD.
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Ahem...Christle, please PM me your screening requirements...
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+1Christle just moved to the top of my list, for Houston.
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04-09-2013, 10:08 AM
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Size definitely matters, no doubt about that. Size & shape. But like anything else, even too big could be a problem, especially when it's attached to a guy who doesn't know how to use it. On the other hand, if you're below average, and aware of it, odds are, you'll wanna put in more work to make yourself cum...thereby putting in more work for the lady to cum too....and guys, you really wanna do that. Then when we say you have a nice cock, no matter the size, there'll be no need to lie, cus BCD action would've proven it....ijs.
Nice thread btw, OP!
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04-09-2013, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Valerie
Personally I prefer Kieran Lee's million dollar cock...but he's a friend of mine so perhaps I'm slightly biased...
Anyways, of course size matters, there's nothing more disappointing than a needle dick or one that resembles a mushroom without a stem, and if you're in that category, you guys should just save your money and stop kidding yourselves, you aren't pleasing anyone with that thing, and if she tells you otherwise, she's lying.
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That shit there is funny as it gets. Bet you get pm now from the little dick dudes crying about it lol.
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04-09-2013, 02:08 PM
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I guess that explains the "rumors" that some guys tape a cucumber to their upper thigh while wearing tight pants to "bar hop" ...
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Good use of quotes there, LL....I too would have used them on scientific, if it wasn't for the PENIS....no PNAS...backing.
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04-09-2013, 03:39 PM
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I've been told I have a pretty cock...I'm not exactly sure how to interpret that.
Can a provider please tell me what that really means?
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I have been told something similar and when I asked the response I get is: Your cock is large, but not so large that it is painful ... Just the right size and length/girth proportionate and it does not bend left, right nor bow. Big enough to penetrate deep, but not hurt. I had to laugh the first few times I was told this cause I did not have a reference point.
If you have ever had women tell you that "your in so deep" then you have a nice sized cock.
Does anyone know what is the average size of an erect penis ... I think it's 4.5 inches.
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04-09-2013, 03:58 PM
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According to a couple studies it is a bit under 6". As mentioned before it is hard to get accuracy (pun intended) due to volunteer self selection, and the fact scientifically accurate measuring doesn't by nature produce a raging hard on. Although porn would have believe otherwise, the person measuring isn't a hot nurse who blows you for accuracy in the name of scientific accuracy.
Therefore, this forum of mostly anonymous self reporting is probably as accurate as anything. So, I am 7.5 and barely fit the toilet paper tube. As I said that has been called above average.
I assume the ladies want to avoid true monster cocks just to keep working. I had a spinner tell me she once gave a dude his money back - wasn't even going to try due to thickness. Said he was cool, happens to him a lot.
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04-09-2013, 04:04 PM
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Does anyone know what is the average size of an erect penis ... I think it's 4.5 inches.
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Depends on which part of the world you're at.
US: 6"
Asia: 3.14159"
Africa: 13"
Australia: 8" but bends around backwards.
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