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randall flagg · 10-20-2013, 10:20 PM

When you see the following sign and contemplate going in to satisfy your librarian fantasy

melannie_star · 10-20-2013, 11:03 PM

Going to walmart only to leave with a Big Box of Condoms, Case of Red Bull , and a pack of double AA's is a normal thing.. LOL

When you hear.. " For Business or Pleasure " has a whole different meaning to you.

You always have a back up for your back up

You never have a problem finding trashy outfits to wear for halloween..

You visit a condo or loft downtown and know other "friends" that live in same building.

You find yourself in morning traffic on your way home..while everyone else is leaving for work

Guest092216 · 10-23-2013, 12:10 PM

These are so funny and so true!!!! The L3 at the library is hilarious!!!

Here's another I just realized:

Writing a goofy poem about your clit isn't the least bit strange.

safire_sweet · 10-23-2013, 06:56 PM

Claps!!! lol!

randall flagg · 10-23-2013, 08:53 PM

You start looking for the drive through when you see this sign.

Guest092216 · 10-23-2013, 08:56 PM

Sounds like Switzerland. WooHoo!!.

Looking41today · 10-23-2013, 09:04 PM

You pass by a hospital and it reminds you that you really need to see ThatHottNurse again soon. LOL!

eccienewbie · 10-23-2013, 09:11 PM

...you get a chubby when you see the word "Dallas" in the newspaper.

Or at least that seems to do the trick for luke.....

Guest092216 · 10-23-2013, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Looking41today

You pass by a hospital and it reminds you that you really need to see ThatHottNurse again soon. LOL!

Do you ever go in looking for me? Lol

j/k I know you wouldn't. You're not crazy. Lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by eccienewbie

...you get a chubby when you see the word "Dallas" in the newspaper.

Or at least that seems to do the trick for luke.....

Honestly, I felt bad for him for a split second.
I hope he decides to learn from it instead of getting pissed off at folks for pointing out the obvious.

Tony Patella · 10-24-2013, 05:42 AM

A friend mentions they're taking a trip to the Greek Isles, and you want to ask them what type of lube they prefer...

Sami · 10-24-2013, 06:01 AM

When your driving and the car in front of you has tags with bbj-0100. Makes you look up fast to see whos driving

and it's a real old lady

Guest092216 · 10-24-2013, 08:43 AM

She should only be charging $20 at that age. Shame on her!

NearHauteRed · 10-24-2013, 08:52 AM

you see ad for a business that they provide "full service" and you look at the ladies there to see who you want to get.

BRYAN · 10-24-2013, 01:34 PM

THN,

But, my dear, Costco does sell condoms. Maybe some day I will get to show you!

BRYAN · 10-24-2013, 01:37 PM

THN,

But, my dear, Costco does sell condoms. Maybe someday I will get to show you. Should you wish, you can use my executive membership and get a rebate.....