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Guest030617 · 12-22-2010, 07:07 PM

Note to self----have blonde hair and stripper heels to make WU happy!!
Im not a tease WU, i aim to please!!!

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Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Tease...

You have no idea

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Originally Posted by helen

sounds like i missed quite a night!

I have coke at my incall baby i expect you to be cockstrong!!!

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Originally Posted by cockstrong

if i mention this post 1 and 1/2 times can i get 75 cents off?? i need it 2 buy a 20 oz Sam's choice cola to replenish my blood sugar levels after our session is over

And lisa.lisa, all you have to do is say you lisa and its free!!!

Mila, this board is fun to me i take nothing serous, i love and respect you so please dont take me serous and what i say......i just wanna laugh and hope to make people laugh with me or AT ME.....I DONT CARE JUST LAUGH!!!

NAN....you have no idea!!

Killersalt · 12-22-2010, 07:12 PM

How long til you're drunk again BDS? You had all the icky men shaving their pubes today.

Guest030617 · 12-22-2010, 07:28 PM

Killersalt.....im drinkn rum and coke right now sooo give me a couple of hrs.....im on my 5th cup soooo be patient and wait....lol

Sisyphus · 12-22-2010, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by babydollsnow

Killersalt.....im drinkn rum and coke right now sooo give me a couple of hrs.....im on my 5th cup soooo be patient and wait....lol

Strap in...razors ready!

TexasGator · 12-22-2010, 07:52 PM

He shaved the pubes, so throw the guy a bone!

In the past few days, he's been:

pruned & pared,

diced & sliced,

circumcised & circumscribed,

congratulated & emasculated,

adored & abhorred,

praised & grazed.

What's a tiny battle scar amongst friends?

Give the guy a break. He's already confessed his love for BW, LD and carkido. Penance is a bitch - hasn't the sorry prick you girls love to hate suffered enough? Christmas spirit rocks.

Besides, this is BDS' thread. Drunck hooktard willing to dye hair & don stripper heels for the sorry mofo's attention - that says something. Don't know what, but sumthing, damnit!

Wayward · 12-22-2010, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayward

Brooke once again, you kind of missed the point of the thread. So let me help, BDS is being sarcastic, she actually likes the guys here and has had a wonderful time in Houston. It's sort of a giggly counter point to your posts warning every provider on the globe to avoid us.

Hopefully Wakeup will schedule with you today and put you in the mood to start posting in your own threads again...

December 17th will always be Brooke Wild day

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Originally Posted by Wayward

It's all about context, with out the last couple of lines my post just isn't as funny. BW you got caught trying to cockblock all the guys in Houston and while that may never have been your overt intent, grouped together it's really funny. I know you don't hate me, Boardman or most of your regular clients so why all the hate gurl? (in my best Chelsea Handler voice)

Clearly there is a 'don't look behind the curtian' aspect to this delightful thread, seems like BDS may have had a little fun yesterday and wanted to share that. It's a sweet counter point to the notion that we (Houston Hobbyists) are cheap bastards and this is the worst place on the planet to tour.

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Originally Posted by Wayward

Can't help it, I'm just a typical Houston hobbyist trying to help folks out. It's a curse and a blessing. Now if we can laugh a little at ourselves along the way, that would be outstanding!

Brooke did you rate this thread with five stars? No? Why was that again? Because I did only wish there had been a choice for six.

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Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Caught? I was not hiding.

Hi Brooke, gave you plenty of time to answer Father Wayward's 7 am thoughts. You came up with what again? That you didn't understand and weren't hiding. Let's break that down.

What didn't you understand my writing is poor to awful but even carkiddo usually figures out what I'm trying to say. Let's start with the easy stuff, did you rate this thread with five stars? If you didn't, why not? Now that it's back up to 4 stars and has boat loads of page views and comments who did?

Why was it at three stars this morning right after you posted and then didn't go away and hide?

so why all the hate gurl? (in my best Chelsea Handler voice), seriouly what are you mad about? Did BDS steal your favorite eye liner?

Now this is the 3 Margrita question that Wakeup has been hammering you with like you were an aneroxic stripper and he just got back from another tour in combat. Why are you so down, publicly on Houston hobbyists? Specifically in this thread, if BabyDollSnow had a good time here why would you not be cool with that? Or and this is way the fluck out there happy for her? Wasn't she an outrider for the pussy posse' or something?

I hate dearhunter, TexasGator, NAN, Boardman, Muffin and the rest of the lynch mob, but if one of those blind hogs does manage to find a nut, it makes me happy as shit. So there is somethng going on here that I don't see or maybe really don't want to see and I'm asking for your help understanding it.

Guest030617 · 12-22-2010, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasGator

Besides, this is BDS' thread. Drunck hooktard willing to dye hair & don stripper heels for the sorry mofo's attention - that says something. Don't know what, but sumthing, damnit!

Jealousy doesn't look good on you baby!! I got a gator shirt you wanna see it on me and nothing else?

Guest030617 · 12-22-2010, 08:30 PM

who the f**k is the OP in this stupid thread.....somebody please stick something in her mouth to shut her up....lol

R.M. · 12-22-2010, 08:36 PM

Bald as Kojack what kind of discount do I get? I have a p411 account also

Killersalt · 12-22-2010, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Reese McClain

Bald as Kojack what kind of discount do I get? I have a p411 account also

If you have a big belt buckle and mention this thread, you should get $10.50 off. Just don't change your avatar to a cat and you're set!

Guest030617 · 12-22-2010, 08:39 PM

I got Reese to post on my thread IM THE SHIT!!

Reese i LOVE you, you are 100% free!!!

Do you like taco bell drive thru, provided your pubs are shaved!!

yngtxn · 12-22-2010, 08:44 PM

Ok what if I bring my 6 belt buckles and mostly shaved.. what kind of discount is that?

coven · 12-22-2010, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by babydollsnow

I got Reese to post on my thread IM THE SHIT!!

Reese i LOVE you, you are 100% free!!!

Do you like taco bell drive thru, provided your pubs are shaved!!

Gawd dammit BDS, you don't get the hobby wife without the hobby husband. I'm shaved and ready to misbehave. Reese baby, bring the new shoes and lets fuck this BabyDoll into a coma.

C

Wayward · 12-22-2010, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Reese McClain

Bald as Kojack what kind of discount do I get? I have a p411 account also

You sure as hell missed out on the big as a dinner plate belt buckle discount, just sayin'

Hot to Trot Daphne · 12-22-2010, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasGator

What's a tiny battle scar amongst friends?

No mas papi... please take it away lol