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Old 02-04-2013, 05:03 PM   #61
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Haha! Except that one time you did!
Don't remember that one...you must have deserved it for being a cheeky cunt that day or something.
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Old 02-04-2013, 08:23 PM   #62
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... or a cunty chica.
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Old 04-09-2013, 01:03 AM   #63
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14). If you can't be bothered to fill out my contact form properly then you can fuck right off.

I'm so sick of some of these twats who completely disregard what I say in BIG FUCK OFF BOLD LETTERS about what I require. I will not use references older than 6 months, I do not accept agencies as references, and I ask that the provider's email AND website address be given...but...there's always that small percentage of cunting idiots who seem to think if they simply write " Susie from Vegas" in the reference box that it is sufficient, well it's not, so don't waste my time asshole.
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Old 04-19-2013, 02:54 AM   #64
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I always pay with coupons, but guys, come on, if you do the same
always check the expiration dates.

Nothing more embarrassing than to get a txt from a girl after you
have left, with her telling you that half the coupons you gave her have expired.
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Old 05-30-2013, 02:15 PM   #65
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This is a perfectly reasonable list - but you do realize that because you are so ridiculously attractive you could require men to run a marathon just to catch a whiff of your vagina, right? And they would do it. All the best!
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Old 06-03-2013, 07:28 PM   #66
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This is a perfectly reasonable list - but you do realize that because you are so ridiculously attractive you could require men to run a marathon just to catch a whiff of your vagina, right? And they would do it. All the best!
Hahaha.... I find it very reasonable indeed
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Old 06-23-2013, 11:00 PM   #67
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(Well my version of polite & all in good fun of course)

So having just read the other thread for the ladies, I thought I'd make one for all you cheeky bastards

1. Sort your breath out-
2. Take a shower-
3. Don't use all my towels-
4. Don't bang on the door loudly-
5. Cut your fucking fingernails-
6. Shave/trim your bollocks!- The scrotum is the sack holding the testicles, or so said my 9th grade biology teacher to the class when one student asked / / /

7. Don't take shit at my incall-

8. Don't ask how many others I've seen-

9. Don't ask me for specific details of where about my incall is- I will make sure you have all the info you need in an appropriate time frame before our date,


10. Personal details-

If I think of more I'll be sure to add them
Good list. Reasonable.
We have not had the pleasure of each other's company, yet () So this is NOT about YOU! It is about the unprofessional GPS sluts who pull the delay control game, which shows lack of professional courtesy, lack of respect for the client, and a lack of concern for your own business.

Now, I want to thank you for the opportunity to reflect on your #9. Let me agree and emphasize to all the providers,
".. . . make sure I have all the info I need in an appropriate time frame before our date" so that I can arrive a bit early, park, make my way discreetly to your salon or parlor and be on time.

I have had numerous providers of late who will text or call me an hour or so to confirm a time, or even to set the time back 30 min to an hour. Then she is unavailable or does not respond when I call for information about 15 minutes before the time SHE set. She does not have to give me the room number. But for Pete's sake, let me know which hotel or what street to find. Time is important to me. I do not waste your time. I pay for your TIME. Respect my time. Respect ME.

So when I call 15 minutes prior to ask WHERE "near" the Galleria yuou are, RESPOND in an appropriate time frame, certainly before the hour when we are to meet.

Also know I have little patience, indeed NO patience for those nor with those who ignore this matter of respect. Some sissy boys in diapers may want to be ignored, emasculated, dominated, sugjugated or whatever. ME? Far from it. I am PAYING for your time. So when YOU set up the time, when WE AGREE on the time, do everything necessary to communicate to me where I need to be at the hour as we agreed.

Also know that if you do NOT respond BEFORE the hour we have agreed, you will receive perhaps five more minutes to make contact, to respond to my call, whatever.
After that five minutes, the date is off.

In graduate school, if the professor was five minutes late, we walked without penalty.
The error was his. He was responsible to provide adequate study materials for the topic he was to discuss and teach that day. RESPONSIBILITY. PROFESSIONALISM.

It is more egregious if the provider is new, or new to the area, or is a high dollar lady.

You never have a second chance to make a first impression.
If my impression and opinion of you is lower than you desire, realize it is your own fault.
If you are on time and provide the companionship promised, you do well and will leave me well compensated. If you are late, my attitude toward you is your fault.


It used to be that this was mostly an issue with younger providers.
Not so. I have had mature ladies diss me the same way.
I cut them off, young or old. DO NOT waste my time. It ruins my mood.

Brethren, let us OUT the late game players with threads in this forum.
And let those 'late game' players suffer the idignity of losing business. They will shape up or lose out.

If we continue to placate them, they will have no reason to wise up and shape up.

IMNSHO,

Buck of POC
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Old 06-27-2013, 08:17 AM   #68
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I agree with Fiveiron. True it is that a lady should be concerned about security. However, if the screening has taken place, the appointment has been made, and the time agreed upon, you don't withhold the general area of the incall. Once or twice a lady has dragged me clear across town at the last minute (an hour before). I won't NS an appointment unless I have passed out or I am dead. The lady's time is valuable. I've also been dragged to several parking lots within the last hour to insure I guess that I will be showing up. Maybe someone is watching the lots. Several times, the exact location of the incall was not told to me until five minutes before session. That kind ladies is inexcusable! I don't have GPS on my phone and texting is NOT my preferred way to communicate. Common sense should tell you that if you have an appoinment, the location for that appointment should be known in advance. If you operate out of the closest notell motel, you can tell the gentlemen which one an hour in advance. You need to send the room number as soon as you know it. Remember, INCALL means you provide the place. If it is incall, don't ask the gentlemen to stop and get the room. Imagine going to the Dr. and not knowing the location of his office until an hour before and not knowing the suite number until five minutes before. Of course Dr. Feelgood can put his name on the directory. I understand your situation. You can't put Escort ----- 634 on a building directory, but you can be considerate. BTW flatulation is a natural process. One can attempt to be quiet about it. One can attempt to get in a better location, but females do F___, and if you are in your birthday suit and you are about to commit some nasty sexual behavior, you can't just excuse yourself step out on the balcony commit your air pollution and walk back in. Be reasonable and expect human behavior from humans. Lastly, if you are a squirter let the gentlemen know in advance. Some men play watersports and some don't. If you have never squirted before and he happens to bring it out of you no excuses need be made. It should be a rule for both males and females that there be at least a little honesty. A good attitude on the part of both creates a better experience.
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Old 06-27-2013, 08:28 AM   #69
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I don't have GPS on my phone and texting is NOT my preferred way to communicate.
1980 called...



They want their phone back...



...and their jacket...
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Old 06-29-2013, 09:51 AM   #70
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Hey Wakeup, did you steal my phone and jacket? Yes, I am behind the times, but I'd love to have the verility I had in the 80s. Then again, I wouldn't trade the experience I've had with some wonderful people for anything! Smile and keep enjoying life! BTW the greatest route to a good orgasm is a good attitude and plent of money in the envelope and not how current your cell phone is.
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Old 06-29-2013, 12:11 PM   #71
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^^^^ Me thinks you should be posting on Ender's thread as mine is for bitching at fucktards...
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Old 07-19-2013, 02:43 PM   #72
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hey!!!??

did you time your bay beh with Kate from Buckhuelll berrAaaaaYY?

and is rambro really the father?




hey.... you and the other hooks should post these suggestions on your websites/ showcases

or whatever you do to find the tricks

trunk signs on your car? ......like a taxi
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Old 08-21-2013, 05:05 PM   #73
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Did someone seriously take a shit at your incall or was that just for entertainment value? Who would do that?
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Old 08-27-2013, 07:23 PM   #74
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hey!!!??

did you time your bay beh with Kate from Buckhuelll berrAaaaaYY?

and is rambro really the father?




hey.... you and the other hooks should post these suggestions on your websites/ showcases

or whatever you do to find the tricks

trunk signs on your car? ......like a taxi
Gonna need a translator for that one...

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Did someone seriously take a shit at your incall or was that just for entertainment value? Who would do that?
Not just for entertainment value....Shit really does happen.
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Old 09-09-2013, 06:49 PM   #75
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(Well my version of polite & all in good fun of course)

......

6. Shave/trim your bollocks!- (This really only pertains to those who enjoy being rimmed or having their balls licked) If you think I'm going to go anywhere near that area with my tongue when you look like a fucking gorilla down there, then you're having a laugh.

......
Val, I have given this a lot of thought as of late. Now I do know how to manscape the parts that stick out in front. Carefully trim, lather up and shave very carefully....and at least a full day before an appointment in case you knick anything.

How in the fuck does a guy contort himself into a position to shave his arsehole? I have no idea how to make that happen.

Maybe rip it out with a bit of duct tape?
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