What is your motive to write this dumb ish anyway ?
You sound like you're a frustrated wanna be provider or....
A frustrated wanna be pimp....?
Wait... Is it your PROSTATE again ?? Is it itching and you couldn't afford your 3rd massage for the week ???
That must be it!!! Isn't it ??
Listen, I feel so bad for you that I'm willing to help you out this one time, not for you really but just so all the other posters on the board can have a break from you...
Just pick one of the ladies who offer strap on or your favorite TS provider, you'd like to get your prostate "massaged" by and I'll pay for the session, I'll even give you $100 to tip, cause Tebow only knows how irritating you are bcd, they'll prob DNS right after anyway...
Don't be shy now let me know who, I really mean this, or if somebody has suggestions on who please feel free to name them