STD? No BBJ, NO Discount!

[amusemeant]

Not even if it was a big black bengal tiger bumpy dick - ahem!!!!! I'm nasty but i'm not that nasty!!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

make him go get em zapped with the dry ice thing at the doctors office - ouch!!!!!!

LOL

Originally Posted by acp5762

amusemeant
Penis Worshipper
I'm sorry I would have turned him away. I might have asked him for something just for wasting my time when I could have booked someone else, especially if he got snippy with me. Yuck.

Oh come on, you wouldn't let him slide his bumpy Dick between your big bulbous breasts, lol.

[Guest101811-4]

Originally Posted by amusemeant

make him go get em zapped with the dry ice thing at the doctors office - ouch!!!!!!

LOL

Liquid nitrogen?

[charlestudor2005]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I bet as a mod, you develop a 6th sense as to when a thread is going to get ugly would you agree?

Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

Within about 3 posts in. Most times right after the OP, and I'm not the only one. Even when I'm not logged in my email lights up from various people as soon as one of these gets started.

As Mod, you have the same activist reputation as the Warren Court.

[Brittanybellastar]

omg um NO ....and i would blacklist/post warning so no other girl has to go thru the same thing with that idiot. I mean SERIOUSLY?!

[amusemeant]

yeah that stuff!

Originally Posted by IDMT

Liquid nitrogen?

[69er]

I once had a lady "freak out", and tell me that I had an STD, and she wanted to keep the fee. I explained that it was not an STD, but a very common condition, Fordyce Spots: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce's_spot

So, not saying that heartsonfire is wrong, but I've certainly seen at least one instance where a provider has made the wrong call. I couldn't really blame her for worrying, but even after I told her what they were, and directed her to a website, where she agreed that mine looked exactly like what was in the picture... and she still wanted to keep the fee and turn me away. I'm sure that to this day she would probably make comments just like heartsonfire is.

[amusemeant]

Originally Posted by 69er

I once had a lady "freak out", and tell me that I had an STD, and she wanted to keep the fee. I explained that it was not an STD, but a very common condition, Fordyce Spots: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce's_spot

So, not saying that heartsonfire is wrong, but I've certainly seen at least one instance where a provider has made the wrong call. I couldn't really blame her for worrying, but even after I told her what they were, and directed her to a website, where she agreed that mine looked exactly like what was in the picture... and she still wanted to keep the fee and turn me away. I'm sure that to this day she would probably make comments just like heartsonfire is.

Here is a pic of genital warts on a penis:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SO...minata-man.jpg

It doesn't look the same at all except that it kind of does in a way....I mean if you took all thos pustules and spread them out instead of piling them all up, it looks kind of the same. Okay everyone knows I'm not a doctor but I'm just sayin.

As an aside, if someone came to me with a penis looking like that, I aint worshippin in that temple....sorry charlie.

heartsonfire - did it look like that? GROSS if so how did you do that without puking? I mean I love puking on a dick but from DT not from disgusto factor...geez. We gotta stop somewhere. Does anyone draw a line? I'm outta here i swear.....lmao

[Meoauniaea]

What does this day about the provider who decided to proceed even with the physical symptoms present?

[Still Looking]

I show up to most appointments jittering a little with a bulge in my pants. I don't have epilepsy and I never packing when I see a provider! Sometimes GW can look like a mole or moles.

[Guest091813]

I would have taken the fee...
break down of why I'd take the fee....
1/2 of fee goes to: setting up the appointment and getting to the point of the viewing of the area of the infection...
1/4 of the fee: fetish for me upchucking on him...
1/4 remaining of the fee: would be spent on new sheets..cuz Id have tossed the other set to the dumpster outside!
He would have to get up and leave..I would not have proceeded with the appointment...

and those pics..pretty much have ruined any kinda appetite for any food for about a week or soo...

[AimeeAims]

If I see anything funky, I'm out of there - with or without the gift! How could you have stayed and ignored that??? If they were that large and obnoxious....really?

[amusemeant]

Well if all those guys who pay bait and switch girls can say they did it because they thought they were 'put on the spot' and they were 'embarrassed to leave' and all that other garbage that the other guys pet their little egos over and commiserate, etc....then I think we should let heartsonfire off too...after all what's a few warts between friends?

I'm sure the doctors appointments are going to cost her much more than any $ she got from the client, and she is having to listen to us make fun of her and flame her.

I was really just trying to be funny and informative.

It just is another example of how we all have to be assertive in this hobby. You never know what kind of situation you are going to find yourself in, and you must be wiley, quick witted, and ready to run at a moment's notice. Apparently, you also need to carry a photographic encyclopedia of disgusting pictures depicting all forms of vaginal and penile afflictions. I will be publishing and marketing one shortly for $ 49.95 per copy, also available as an android app.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by amusemeant

Apparently, you also need to carry a photographic encyclopedia of disgusting pictures depicting all forms of vaginal and penile afflictions. I will be publishing and marketing one shortly for $ 49.95 per copy, also available as an android app.

You expect to well with this?

[incognito isis]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

You expect to well with this?

I expect she will, as long as people care about their health and prevention of "certain" ailments.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by incognito isis

I expect she will, as long as people care about their health and prevention of "certain" ailments.

Answering for someone else??? I always respect your out look! Perhaps she could just ad it to her signature?