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Old 12-01-2011, 06:16 AM   #61
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There are a bunch of really bad jokes in my head...that shall stay there while in this forum!
WTF!! Until now I have been steering clear of this thread until I saw you chime in!! I'm going to give myself a few "points" just for what I'm thinking!!
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Old 12-01-2011, 07:28 AM   #62
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Old 12-01-2011, 10:21 AM   #63
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You are, and continue to be, the figgin' man!!! I don't even care if you bring your pussy with you (just trying to stay on topic)!!
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Old 12-01-2011, 12:52 PM   #64
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Default Speaking of Pussy...

A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. “Mom”, the boy asks, “What’s a pussy?”
The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says “Son, that is a pussy.” the son then asks “What’s a bitch?” The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says “Son, this is a bitch.”
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says “Dad, what’s a pussy?” The father doesn’t want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says “Son, this is a pussy!”
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks “Then, what is a bitch?”
The dad replies, “That’s everything outside the circle!”
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Old 12-01-2011, 06:37 PM   #66
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The provider's cat was hiding under the bed. She told me after it started making noise. No problems until she came out right as I was getting off the bed..."RRRROWW!!" I apologized to the provider for stepping on the cat's tail, but the provider said, "She (the cat) should have known better." The cat went back under the bed, we took a small break, and proceeded to Round 2.
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Old 12-01-2011, 06:39 PM   #67
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You fker! Poor cat..ijs.
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Old 12-02-2011, 08:19 AM   #69
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Did I tell you about the time that I was hiding under the bed and some fucktard stepped on my tail?
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Old 12-02-2011, 11:26 AM   #70
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What? This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. So now a pet is sign that a girl is low volume? Nothing more I can say to that. I guess you didn't hear about that girl that traveled with her 10 cats). She was very high volume and ... guess where she is now?

If anything it shows that the girl is inconsiderate, I'm allergic to some pets. I am sure others are too. Ladies need to take that into consideration or better yet .. if they're going to travel with their pets anyways, they should at least add "Are you allergic to dogs/cats?" on their screening form and also inform every single client that there's a pet in the room.

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I WOULD ADD THE TERM "DITZY" TO THE DEBATE......
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Naomi, Lacey is the girl you're thinking of. No clue what happened to her, but she did travel with a ton of cats. You simply cannot get rid of the hair in the room where a pet is...period! I have had pets since the day I was born and even in a room they have never been, the hair gets in there. It's on you, your clothes, luggage, furniture, etc.

Many guys do not want the hassle or annoyance of paying a hooker just to deal with her counterpart...a barking dog is not much of a fantasy, let alone a litter box!

Imagine a guy having to go back to work when his suit has cat hair on it...talk about hard to explain. Granted, most people have the common sense to carry those critter brushes, but most men would pass.

They may not say a darn thing to the provider in question, but the majority have expressed not wanting to deal with a pet.

As for critter carriers being low volume...lmao. I have heard it all! That's about as retarded as boasting about using 5 star hotels and only seeing one guy a day when the rate won't even cover the freaking room lol.
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Old 12-02-2011, 03:22 PM   #72
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I'm taking my Cock with me on my next road trip to wake up all that pussy lying around.

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About time someone noticed lol.
Maybe you should use real pictures of your ass and someone might notice you too, then again maybe not!
Jerk move for a bitch move...chess butterface!

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Rotfl.
Are you that far up her ass you have to say
+1, lol, lmao, lmbao, rotfl on her every post!

Im a Rockstar! What a joke!



Get a suite with two rooms and put it in the other room and be done with it!




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Old 12-02-2011, 04:19 PM   #74
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Naomi, Lacey is the girl you're thinking of. No clue what happened to her, but she did travel with a ton of cats. You simply cannot get rid of the hair in the room where a pet is...period! I have had pets since the day I was born and even in a room they have never been, the hair gets in there. It's on you, your clothes, luggage, furniture, etc.

Many guys do not want the hassle or annoyance of paying a hooker just to deal with her counterpart...a barking dog is not much of a fantasy, let alone a litter box!

Imagine a guy having to go back to work when his suit has cat hair on it...talk about hard to explain. Granted, most people have the common sense to carry those critter brushes, but most men would pass.

They may not say a darn thing to the provider in question, but the majority have expressed not wanting to deal with a pet.

As for critter carriers being low volume...lmao. I have heard it all! That's about as retarded as boasting about using 5 star hotels and only seeing one guy a day when the rate won't even cover the freaking room lol.

If I've gotta wear a suit the hooktard is way to high maintenance for me...ijs.




Besides, it doesn't go with my infamous gold and diamond studded belt buckle.

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You ever been mistaken for a scratch pole while you are plowing the pussy owner?
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