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02-28-2018, 04:32 PM
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#61
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Valued Poster
Join Date: May 5, 2015
Location: Austin
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Ellen, you're on ignore too just for the record.
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02-28-2018, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Sep 27, 2011
Location: Happing Ending, Texas
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Txcruiser
An old saying comes to mind - Keep you mouth shut everyone will think you are a fool or open it to remove all doubt.
Couple things you don't ask a lady on eccie - do you offer a discount and why do you need references.
How many DNS lists has he made since starting thread.
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02-28-2018, 05:35 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Mar 17, 2017
Location: somewhere
Posts: 3,002
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Txcruiser
How many DNS lists has he made since starting thread.
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Pretty sure I have him beat by a motherfucking mile. Now gtfoh!
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02-28-2018, 06:02 PM
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#64
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Retired
User ID: 222776
Join Date: Dec 25, 2013
Location: Austin, Texas
Posts: 2,514
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Hey Txcruiser, I see where you were going with this, trying to start a different thread in co-ed even if it wasn't well received-which I also understand. Way to give it the old college try, I appreciate that.
Think about it this way. Providers shoulder most of the responsibility for their own safety and security, we have to find our niche and market ourselves and we have to book while wading through a morass of imbeciles and abusers, suss them out and execute hopefully what are flawless experiences for our guests. Then we often have to take care of additional jobs, families, children, older parents hiding our often hectic and difficult private lives from you all while wearing heels so that we may remain appealing and attentive to hobbyists.
The thought that we should also provide any incentive to grown-ass men to simply be kinder on the board is eye-wateringly laughable to start. To suggest that incentive come at the expense of a providers bottom line made me drop my fucking monocle.
In addition to this suggestion being like the epitome of WTF, it also infantilizes men. Like men aren't capable of being decent on their own without mommy handing them a fucking cupcake for chrissake.
Men here can choose to contribute their posts in a way that reflects their good manners and decent consciousness. In other words, they can contribute in a manner that reflects the quality of their good character. Or not. A fuck board is still a fuck board after all.
I personally appreciate even the most loathsome trolls, because in addition to providing me plenty of opportunity to lay down some of my juiciest insults, (thanks guys! Where would I be without you!) they also keep the insipid, milquetoast, moldy foreskinned, panty sniffing betas that make the board boring as hell in check. Yin and Yang as it were. The Austin board might not be the most welcoming place to be, but usually, it ain't boring.
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02-28-2018, 06:10 PM
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#65
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Lifetime Premium Access
Join Date: May 20, 2011
Location: south austin, mopac and barton skyway
Posts: 917
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you're a motherfuckin Unicorn Lady with a really nice ass
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02-28-2018, 06:17 PM
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Join Date: Mar 17, 2017
Location: somewhere
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Yeah, she should run for Hooker President!
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02-28-2018, 06:24 PM
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Account Disabled
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I Miss V.
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Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
Hey Txcruiser, I see where you were going with this, trying to start a different thread in co-ed even if it wasn't well received-which I also understand. Way to give it the old college try, I appreciate that.
Think about it this way. Providers shoulder most of the responsibility for their own safety and security, we have to find our niche and market ourselves and we have to book while wading through a morass of imbeciles and abusers, suss them out and execute hopefully what are flawless experiences for our guests. Then we often have to take care of additional jobs, families, children, older parents hiding our often hectic and difficult private lives from you all while wearing heels so that we may remain appealing and attentive to hobbyists.
The thought that we should also provide any incentive to grown-ass men to simply be kinder on the board is eye-wateringly laughable to start. To suggest that incentive come at the expense of a providers bottom line made me drop my fucking monocle.
In addition to this suggestion being like the epitome of WTF, it also infantilizes men. Like men aren't capable of being decent on their own without mommy handing them a fucking cupcake for chrissake.
Men here can choose to contribute their posts in a way that reflects their good manners and decent consciousness. In other words, they can contribute in a manner that reflects the quality of their good character. Or not. A fuck board is still a fuck board after all.
I personally appreciate even the most loathsome trolls, because in addition to providing me plenty of opportunity to lay down some of my juiciest insults, (thanks guys! Where would I be without you!) they also keep the insipid, milquetoast, moldy foreskinned, panty sniffing betas that make the board boring as hell in check. Yin and Yang as it were. The Austin board might not be the most welcoming place to be, but usually, it ain't boring.
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02-28-2018, 06:38 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jun 30, 2013
Location: All Up In Tha Poonnanny!
Posts: 2,144
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I Miss V.
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If'n Ah weren't dickless, Ah'd be willin' ta pay good munny ta fukk 'er. But, such is life ...
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02-28-2018, 06:53 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Dec 17, 2009
Location: Earth
Posts: 18,583
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The only reliable discount is the monthly Salmon Run special. Oh looky what day it is!
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02-28-2018, 07:14 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Feb 27, 2018
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 55
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Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
Hey Txcruiser, I see where you were going with this, trying to start a different thread in co-ed even if it wasn't well received-which I also understand. Way to give it the old college try, I appreciate that.
Think about it this way. Providers shoulder most of the responsibility for their own safety and security, we have to find our niche and market ourselves and we have to book while wading through a morass of imbeciles and abusers, suss them out and execute hopefully what are flawless experiences for our guests. Then we often have to take care of additional jobs, families, children, older parents hiding our often hectic and difficult private lives from you all while wearing heels so that we may remain appealing and attentive to hobbyists.
The thought that we should also provide any incentive to grown-ass men to simply be kinder on the board is eye-wateringly laughable to start. To suggest that incentive come at the expense of a providers bottom line made me drop my fucking monocle.
In addition to this suggestion being like the epitome of WTF, it also infantilizes men. Like men aren't capable of being decent on their own without mommy handing them a fucking cupcake for chrissake.
Men here can choose to contribute their posts in a way that reflects their good manners and decent consciousness. In other words, they can contribute in a manner that reflects the quality of their good character. Or not. A fuck board is still a fuck board after all.
I personally appreciate even the most loathsome trolls, because in addition to providing me plenty of opportunity to lay down some of my juiciest insults, (thanks guys! Where would I be without you!) they also keep the insipid, milquetoast, moldy foreskinned, panty sniffing betas that make the board boring as hell in check. Yin and Yang as it were. The Austin board might not be the most welcoming place to be, but usually, it ain't boring.
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Miss V I told you that you came in third place. Alana Kay is my true love and we are meant to be as one. Any help in getting rid of the Pimp / Boyfriend would be greatly appreciated.
I would also appreciate you not using any Asian racial slurs. Thank You.
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02-28-2018, 07:15 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Feb 27, 2018
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 55
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The only reliable discount is the monthly Salmon Run special. Oh looky what day it is!
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Just curious Mr Ztonk, have you ever seen a BBW salmon make it up a waterfall?
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02-28-2018, 07:18 PM
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Join Date: Feb 27, 2018
Location: Las Vegas
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you're a motherfuckin Unicorn Lady with a really nice ass
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Be careful she will ram that Unicorn Horn up your ass and you won't be shitting rainbows after that. I subject Suesalami. Ask for the brown figure special. IJS
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02-28-2018, 07:22 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Feb 27, 2018
Location: Las Vegas
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Originally Posted by Samcro84
Txcruiser
An old saying comes to mind - Keep you mouth shut everyone will think you are a fool or open it to remove all doubt.
Couple things you don't ask a lady on eccie - do you offer a discount and why do you need references.
How many DNS lists has he made since starting thread.
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Exactly which side are you on Mr Samco84? What are you a graduate of the University Of White Knights? And I think you meant your unless you happen to be Italian in which case carry on.
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02-28-2018, 07:24 PM
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Join Date: Feb 27, 2018
Location: Las Vegas
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Originally Posted by Txcruiser
This is not me pushing for a discount, since a quick look at my review history will demonstrate that I don't patronize the board providers(not yet, anyway) but is it possible that the providers on here could encourage the men here being a little less ugly by offering them some kind of reward for being nice guys? Since everybody's post history is easily searchable, it'd be just a click or two for a provider to see how big a dick some guy has been in his last dozen posts.
I'm guessing it's not practical, but the idea just popped into my head, and we can all see that points/"the stick" doesn't seem to be working. Could 'the carrot" work better?
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Your answer is simple. Ask what ever you like. Just don't get butt hurt if they blow you off.
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02-28-2018, 07:47 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 175071
Join Date: Feb 10, 2013
Location: Austin, Texas, baby!
Posts: 3,719
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I would add to this discussion, but between Brittany and Miss V, I think everything has already been said. Love those ladies.
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