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01-20-2010, 09:41 AM
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#61
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Registered Member
Join Date: Jan 5, 2010
Location: Texas
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Tell me again Harry, why did I take this job?
Oh come on, thirty more years of this, you get a tiny pension and a cheap gold watch.
Cool.
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SPEED
Clark: You promise?
Carmine: Every word I say, by definition, is a promise.
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01-20-2010, 09:46 AM
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Secretary of State
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Omaha
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SPEED
What knockers.
Oh, thank you doctor.
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01-20-2010, 09:09 PM
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#63
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jun 30, 2009
Location: Dallas/Fort Worth!
Posts: 249
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HAL(holding a cigarette and a cocktail): "I'd like to toast a New Year and say I'm glad I don't drink, smoke or curse. (Pause) Oh Shit! I do drink and smoke!"
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01-20-2010, 09:11 PM
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#64
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jun 30, 2009
Location: Dallas/Fort Worth!
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Originally Posted by Omahan
SPEED
What knockers.
Oh, thank you doctor.
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The Naked Gun?
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01-20-2010, 10:18 PM
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#65
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Jan 1, 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 346
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Originally Posted by Omahan
What knockers.
Oh, thank you doctor.
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great line!!
Young Frankenstein
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Kbyte51MY"]YouTube- Classic Movie Line #10[/ame]
Are you here for an affair, sir?
What?
The Singleman party, sir?
Ah, yes, the Singleman party.
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01-20-2010, 10:26 PM
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#66
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 637
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Originally Posted by island_beau
Are you here for an affair, sir?
What?
The Singleman party, sir?
Ah, yes, the Singleman party.
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The Graduate
"I told you to keep away from that radio. If that battery is dead it'll have company."
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01-20-2010, 10:53 PM
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#67
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 286
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Originally Posted by ftwranchman
HAL(holding a cigarette and a cocktail): "I'd like to toast a New Year and say I'm glad I don't drink, smoke or curse. (Pause) Oh Shit! I do drink and smoke!"
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Challenging! It's The Long Kiss Goodnight.
singing:
I'm picking out a Thermos for you.
Not an ordinary Thermos for you.
But the extra best Thermos,
that money can buy,
with vinyl and stripes,
and a cup built right in.
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01-21-2010, 02:38 AM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 114
Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
Location: Houston Texas
Posts: 618
My ECCIE Reviews
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You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it
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01-21-2010, 10:03 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jun 30, 2009
Location: Dallas/Fort Worth!
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Originally Posted by AlexisSoftTouch
You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it
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Tommy Boy. Both chris Farley, who finally gets the line right, and Brian Dennehy saw it.
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01-21-2010, 11:13 AM
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BANNED
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 2,961
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Folks please remember it is GET ONE TO GIVE ONE.
We may have missed a few.
Here is Shmafty's:
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I'm picking out a Thermos for you.
Not an ordinary Thermos for you.
But the extra best Thermos,
that money can buy,
with vinyl and stripes,
and a cup built right in.
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THE JERK
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Originally Posted by Tenzil
The Graduate
"I told you to keep away from that radio. If that battery is dead it'll have company."
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WHITE HEAT (Classic Cagney)
Next:
"You'll slap me? You slap me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."
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01-21-2010, 03:13 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Jan 1, 2010
Location: San Antonio
Posts: 414
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Angels w/ dirty faces.
"Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else..................F*CK IT!"
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01-21-2010, 03:54 PM
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#72
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Ambassador
Join Date: Jul 31, 2009
Location: Anywhere & Everywhere
Posts: 4,036
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBudha
Angels w/ dirty faces.
"Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else..................F*CK IT!"
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FROM DUSK TIL DAWN
"Hi I'm Paulie the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha."
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01-21-2010, 04:14 PM
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#73
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Dallas
Posts: 42
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Originally Posted by KohanaKoa
"Hi I'm Paulie the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha."
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PORKY'S
"Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe."
"Yea yea! The camel tail."
"Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball."
"It's like a division sign"
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01-21-2010, 05:14 PM
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#74
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 637
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Originally Posted by punkineater8
"Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe."
"Yea yea! The camel tail."
"Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball."
"It's like a division sign"
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Superbad
"You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!"
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01-21-2010, 05:31 PM
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Ambassador
Join Date: Jul 31, 2009
Location: Anywhere & Everywhere
Posts: 4,036
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tenzil
Superbad
"You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!"
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A NIGHT AT THE OPERA
"Nobody has sex with my wife but me."
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