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07-12-2010, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ANONONE
BOONDOCK SAINTS
"That was one of the finest examples of spiritual guidance I've ever had the good fortune to witness."
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BOONDOCKS SAINTS II: ALL SAINTS DAY
I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.
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07-12-2010, 07:14 PM
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#722
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Originally Posted by geniusman
BOONDOCKS SAINTS II: ALL SAINTS DAY
I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.
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48 HOURS
"This looks like the same piece-of-shit sky blue Cadillac you had before!"
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07-14-2010, 10:23 AM
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#723
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Hint: same characters in this car
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07-15-2010, 06:13 PM
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#724
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"This looks like the same piece-of-shit sky blue Cadillac you had before!"
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ANOTHER 48 HOURS
"Fine. . .semantics. . .whatever. . .I want three of your escorts to come over here and escort our dicks into their holes. . .and I want the girls in the picture! No tomfoolery!"
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07-17-2010, 05:34 AM
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#725
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Pending Age Verification
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ANONONE
ANOTHER 48 HOURS
"Fine. . .semantics. . .whatever. . .I want three of your escorts to come over here and escort our dicks into their holes. . .and I want the girls in the picture! No tomfoolery!"
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Actual quote:
"Yes, uh, I would like to get a hooker to fuck for me and my friends...Whatever, semantics. I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina."
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE
My mother ran in the bathroom, see my big brother sitting in the bathroom with a piece of shit in his hand in the tub, I was laying in the bottom of the water with blood gushing out my eye, G.I. Joe up my ass. My mother's like, "What the fuck going on in here?"
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07-18-2010, 12:57 PM
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#726
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: k.c. mo.
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Originally Posted by luxury daphne
Actual quote:
"Yes, uh, I would like to get a hooker to fuck for me and my friends...Whatever, semantics. I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina."
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE
My mother ran in the bathroom, see my big brother sitting in the bathroom with a piece of shit in his hand in the tub, I was laying in the bottom of the water with blood gushing out my eye, G.I. Joe up my ass. My mother's like, "What the fuck going on in here?"
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DELIRIOUS
"I can't tell you...that was one of the best times I ever had. It was. But you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you, could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you...you didn't have a dick."
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07-20-2010, 06:12 PM
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#727
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Originally Posted by growler
DELIRIOUS
"I can't tell you...that was one of the best times I ever had. It was. But you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you, could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you...you didn't have a dick."
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TRUE ROMANCE
Earthquake test.............. he's good, with my help he could be the best
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07-21-2010, 03:01 AM
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#728
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Pending Age Verification
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ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE
All right, I'm late. I ran oughta gas! The gauge is broken. Rough neighborhood too. Good thing I was wearing neutral gang colors. Might've had to rip out my nine and bust a cap! My mind on my money and my money on my mind!
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07-21-2010, 06:45 AM
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#729
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Liar Liar
There you go, thinking you're all that. But you are not as charming as you think you are, sir.
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07-21-2010, 07:00 AM
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#730
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Love the curves
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Independence Day
I could eat a peach for hours.
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07-21-2010, 07:57 AM
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#731
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LOL....Face Off
You are evil, and you must be destroyed.
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07-21-2010, 06:43 PM
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#732
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Moderator
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Originally Posted by M A X
LOL....Face Off
You are evil, and you must be destroyed.
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STEEL MAGNOLIAS
thank the lord for this bountiful penis
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07-21-2010, 08:30 PM
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#733
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Pending Age Verification
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Originally Posted by geniusman
STEEL MAGNOLIAS
thank the lord for this bountiful penis
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The Simpsons
Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt.
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07-21-2010, 08:39 PM
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#734
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Originally Posted by M A X
The Simpsons
Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt.
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HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE
"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."
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07-21-2010, 10:06 PM
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#735
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 1, 2009
Location: Coventry
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Originally Posted by ANONONE
"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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We went for breakfast... in Canada. We made a deal; if she'd stop hookin', I'd stop shooting people.
Maybe we were aiming high.
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