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10-16-2011, 04:06 PM
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#601
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Join Date: Apr 14, 2010
Location: Cuse
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Did you sneak a pic of Nita in her nurse uniform?
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I wish. Guess I can dare to dream.
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10-16-2011, 06:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: near Lake Ontario
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Just Horsin' Around
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10-16-2011, 06:29 PM
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title: for rent
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: ****
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The lovers passionately embraced while lying on her bed. Their bodies fused together as they gyrated and panted.
Then, suddenly the woman cocked her ear. "Quick, my husband is coming through the front door. Hide in the bathroom!" she cried.
The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed. Just as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door.
"What are you doing lying naked on the bed?" he asked.
"Darling, I heard you coming up the drive way and got ready to receive you." she replied with a wink and a smile.
"Great," he said, "I'll just run into the bathroom and I'll be with you in two shakes."
She panicked. Before she could stop him, he was in the bathroom. He found a man clapping his hands together in mid air.
Dumfounded, he asked, "Who the devil are you?"
"I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get rid of these pesky moths," the lover replied.
The husband yelled, "But you've got no clothes on!"
The lover looked down at his body, jumped backwards in surprise and said, "The little bastards!"
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10-20-2011, 02:53 PM
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#604
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Account Disabled
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yummy..ill take 8 dozen of them..i love bacon!!!
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10-20-2011, 02:59 PM
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Account Disabled
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I want his bacon!!!!!!
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10-20-2011, 08:50 PM
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10-21-2011, 03:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 22, 2009
Location: Not Here
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Johnny was talking to his travel agent.
Johnny tells the agent, "I am ready for a vacation.
Only this year, I'm going to do it a little differently.
The last few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go.
Three years ago you said go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and my wife Victoria got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas and Victoria got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and Victoria once again got pregnant."
The travel agent asks Johnny "So, what are you going to do this year that is different?"
Johnny smiles and says, "This year I'm taking Victoria with me!"
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10-21-2011, 03:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: near Lake Ontario
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welcome back cnym. you where missed
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10-21-2011, 05:23 PM
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Sure was. Did you get your premium access credit extended for the length of time you were banned? Only seems fair, but I am going to guess that you probably didn't.
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10-21-2011, 05:47 PM
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OSD, this is what all the ladies are wearing now.
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10-21-2011, 06:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 22, 2009
Location: Upstate New York
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Sure was. Did you get your premium access credit extended for the length of time you were banned? Only seems fair, but I am going to guess that you probably didn't.
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When your suspended from a job, do you get back pay for the time your off?
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10-21-2011, 06:14 PM
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depends on the job. While someone is banned, do you take down their reviews so no one can use them while the person is banned? seems only fair
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10-21-2011, 06:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: near Lake Ontario
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now GP don't piss off the one good mod
And that shirt needs to be burned, I'm a smoker do you need a match! LOL
If I did become a mod My first ban would be OSD for being a unregistered helper. Then the 2nd would be OSD for mmmmm never mind. They why tell what they missed
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10-21-2011, 06:37 PM
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LOL, have I ever worried about who I piss off?
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10-21-2011, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: near Lake Ontario
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na all is cool.
Other than that OSD for mod T-shirt. I heard that ass hat once took free sex from a provider for changing her flat tire on Lake ave. And drove her to a call before he went home to plug the leak in the tire. can't have any of that free sex shit on a sex board
And he is wacko
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