Sigh! And He Sent a Naked Picture of Himself.

[Bob the Nailer]

Originally Posted by Looking41today

If I had a 10 inch cock I'd be sending a picture to everyone also. Hell, it might be my Christmas card.

What he said made me ROTFLMFAO!

[OldGrump]

Originally Posted by Looking41today

If I had a 10 inch cock I'd be sending a picture to everyone also. Hell, it might be my Christmas card.

Great concept.

If I had 10 inches, I could cut it in half and still be bigger. I guess the other half could be used for DP?

[NDallasguy10]

I want to know how someone measures a dick from a picture? I have to call fault Samatha and I need you to restring this post.

[samantha thom]

Originally Posted by NDallasguy10

I want to know how someone measures a dick from a picture? I have to call fault Samatha and I need you to restring this post.

LOL...why are y'all so fixated with the size of the penis? You're missing the point! I am now forever scarred by the sight of his egoism, gayness masculinity, muscles, big dick and scary headshot!
Ok..ok..I only took one glance at the dick picture and I may have exaggerated. It was at least 8 inches though! :/

[theboss21422]

This should be in coed not the sanbox, oh wait my dyslexia is acting up again

[oldbutstillgoing]

You know a close up lens makes everything look bigger. But, I know how you feel Samantha. Women used to send me random pics of their breasts all the time. Was a bit weird at first but I learned how to deal with it.

[NDallasguy10]

Well 8 inches how can that be an offense? Princes and Babalots all don't measure up to the Head of a Wilson does it? Cyclops that image again and give us the exact dimensions as another provider on this thread is so wanting to see this Grand Slam winner. Don't double fault me as I all want to do play a match with Sam Thom sometime. You may get USTA points for beating me

[Molly Chandler]

If you are a hooker, and offended by dick pics, this MIGHT be the wrong line of work for ya. When I was a provider, escort, courtesan, hooktard (whatever name you wanna use), I got 'em fairly regularly. Pleasant? Not always. But it's just one of those things. Don't act so shocked all the time.

Seems like you are always complaining about something that some horny gent did, to offend you. If you ever stop it, I might think someone took over your account. <<winky-smiley makes everything OK!

Maybe a round of tennis in your ballet shoes will take your mind off of this terrible fiasco! It's almost like a Fellini movie, and who doesn't love the absolutely absurd??

[Randall Creed]

Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

All men with toned fit bodies 200-230lbs range and 9 to 10 inch cocks are welcome to send me pix. LOL.

:-)

Forget that!

I'm not trimming down my dick to meet your qualifications.

[Zx]

Originally Posted by Kendall4U

What bothers me is when they ask if I want them to send a "naked" pic and I say, "No thank you, I don't care to receive or send pic's of that nature." Then they do it anyway. :/

Fine, I won't send you any more pics but don't complain to me when I haven't given you any in a couple days

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Rambro Creed

Forget that!

I'm not trimming down my dick to meet your qualifications.

You bought a strap on?

[Guest112814]

Originally Posted by Molly Chandler

If you are a hooker, and offended by dick pics, this MIGHT be the wrong line of work for ya. When I was a provider, escort, courtesan, hooktard (whatever name you wanna use), I got 'em fairly regularly. Pleasant? Not always. But it's just one of those things. Don't act so shocked all the time.

Seems like you are always complaining about something that some horny gent did, to offend you. If you ever stop it, I might think someone took over your account. <<winky-smiley makes everything OK!

Maybe a round of tennis in your ballet shoes will take your mind off of this terrible fiasco! It's almost like a Fellini movie, and who doesn't love the absolutely absurd??

The search is over - I'm in love. Molly - please clear your schedule for the holidays, I'm taking you home to meet the family.

[SD2011]

Originally Posted by EasyLover214

The search is over - I'm in love. Molly - please clear your schedule for the holidays, I'm taking you home to meet the family.

I agree with you 214. And she even mentioned Fellini. That tells me something.

[Sir Lancehernot]

I love being fellinied, espceially when she looks up at me while doing it.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[oldbutstillgoing]

Wow Molly, you really think she meant it that seriously? Prehaps, just perhaps she was relaying a funny occurance? And perhaps a reminder to some guys that dick shots are not always wanted or appriciated? I have not met Smantha face to face but I know her well enough through her posts to realize she has a bit of a sharp wit and bent towards satire and sarcasim.

A number of folks need to relax. Its all good. [ QUOTE=Molly Chandler;1054381521]If you are a hooker, and offended by dick pics, this MIGHT be the wrong line of work for ya. When I was a provider, escort, courtesan, hooktard (whatever name you wanna use), I got 'em fairly regularly. Pleasant? Not always. But it's just one of those things. Don't act so shocked all the time.

Seems like you are always complaining about something that some horny gent did, to offend you. If you ever stop it, I might think someone took over your account. <<winky-smiley makes everything OK!

Maybe a round of tennis in your ballet shoes will take your mind off of this terrible fiasco! It's almost like a Fellini movie, and who doesn't love the absolutely absurd??[/QUOTE]