Business off? Here is what is wrong with your Showcase

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Reincarnated

Anyone want to help this young lady and her showcase? Not sure what to tell her....
http://eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=3994

Thankfully she is not our problem here in Austin..... Maybe when this enterprise "grosses" enough we will offer franchises to the other areas......

Hey SL.... There is a new way to sell T-Shirts....

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Thankfully she is not our problem here in Austin..... Maybe when this enterprise "grosses" enough we will offer franchises to the other areas......

Hey SL.... There is a new way to sell T-Shirts....

Hot Topic is just waiting for us to pull the trigger! Is there a pattern here?

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Hot Topic is just waiting for us to pull the trigger! Is there a pattern here?

One is obvious.. Smallest size you should stock is 3XL......

Maybe you could get a discount on "hoodies"... I'm sure there are batches where the hood is sewn on the front of the shirt by mistake...... I think that is a marketing aid some of the ladies would appreciate...

[3daygetaway]

Originally Posted by Reincarnated

Anyone want to help this young lady and her showcase? Not sure what to tell her....
http://eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=3994

Whoa.

That Bio is amazing! The pictures are really just icing on the cake.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by 3daygetaway

Whoa.

That Bio is amazing! The pictures are really just icing on the cake.

There is NO way there is icing on a cake or ANYWHERE near that woman.... INSIDE her maybe.... but not on a cake..

Probably no cake either

[3daygetaway]

Originally Posted by Whispers

There is NO way there is icing on a cake or ANYWHERE near that woman.... INSIDE her maybe....

wait a cotton-pickin minute; are you suggesting that any cake she might have at one point had, she's eaten (along with the icing)...many times over?

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by 3daygetaway

wait a cotton-pickin minute; are you suggesting that any cake she might have at one point had, she's eaten (along with the icing)...many times over?

Not only am I suggesting EXACTLY that... I will go so far as to state that she is NOT someone you want to get involved with "food play" with if that is a fetish..

Now as I recall... YOU are the guy that wants to experience something diffrenf... YOU want a lady to bring something new to the table so to say?

Am I right?

If that lady were to make you an offer of food play you MIGHT end up ON her table, covered in icing.... whip cream and chocolate fudge..... having what she calls her "Walking Dead Experience" as she takes HUGE bites out of you enjoying the meal!

If you don't heed my advice don't come back here whining as I WILL say "I told you so"..

[Still Looking]

I'm thinking.... wear a cup.

[Still Looking]

Hey wait a minute... there was cake? I didn't get any?

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[GneissGuy]

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by GneissGuy

Sometimes I think you struggle with your inner bad boy.

[Still Looking]

We might need to take this show on the road. Check out what this little number wants for her "donation".

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=199706

I have no idea if she is FS but if there are any up charges I'm out!

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[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

We might need to take this show on the road. Check out what this little number wants for her "donation".

Yeah but her reviews indicate a more reasonable $$$..

And there is a picture of her with oven mitts...at least I think those are Oven Mitts...

I'm sorry SL but I see that pic and I gotta wonder... What's in the oven?

I think it is important when analyzing the BBWs to determine if they bake.

Holidays are approaching and if a session includes home made cobbler I'm thinking they might deserve a pass till all the others have been dealt with.

For now let me suggest.....Book the lunch date.... show up and have some pie, cake, cobbler whatever.... fake ring your phone to dash back to work and drop her a couple of Washington's to show your appreciation for the lunch.... Maybe a Lincoln if she lets you take a doggie bag...

We would truthfully be helping them

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Yeah but her reviews indicate a more reasonable $$$..

And there is a picture of her with oven mitts...at least I think those are Oven Mitts...

I'm sorry SL but I see that pic and I gotta wonder... What's in the oven?

I think it is important when analyzing the BBWs to determine if they bake.

Holidays are approaching and if a session includes home made cobbler I'm thinking they might deserve a pass till all the others have been dealt with.

For now let me suggest.....Book the lunch date.... show up and have some pie, cake, cobbler whatever.... fake ring your phone to dash back to work and drop her a couple of Washington's to show your appreciation for the lunch.... Maybe a Lincoln if she lets you take a doggie bag...

We would truthfully be helping them

I really like cobbler...

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[Guest112113-3]

Hey Whispers, how about this one?

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=209935

In her "Services & Availability" she writes:

"If you do not write me a review, I might not see u again. If you want a review, just ask. Also, side dishes at a restaurant are not free, same goes with me. For any questions, pm me."

I thought most providers wanted repeat clients, repeat clients mean repeat money.

I think POOR Business Structure and then look at her expression in her main picture and think somewhat differently, "BITCH" First impressions go along way.