RAFFLE AT MIDNIGHT TONITE!!

[Guest101613-1]

Annie... I want in the raffle too please... And somehow if I win, will write review in coed discussions and beg a mod to link it... I promise to be gentle, give a fair review, and make 90% of the guys on this board walk around with a boner for the rest of the day when my review is finished...

[Guest101613-1]

Originally Posted by muny4huny

Oh you mean this one Dave? http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=43630 I do like how you were trying to pimp her at the end after you photographed her in trade for services. Sometimes you should just accept that people are not fooled by you and walk away. All you are doing here is showing how what I have said here is exactly as it is.

I know, I know... I came back yesterday.. best behavior, but I've been reading a lot of your posts and you are a very angry person. Why? I know that most of the board knows that I know Dave in real life, and I will say this. He is a PHENOMENAL photographer.. PERIOD!!! I've only been a provider for less than a year, but have planned a shoot on and off with him for the past 2 years and our schedules never coincided.. I work in an industry to where recent pictures are crucial to getting work and am familiar with MANY, MANY photographers that have shot me... It works 2 ways.. Shoots are free, but they own the rights to the pictures.. in other words, they can sell your pictures on websites, ect... or you pay to own them yourself... Which HONESTLY costs about $300-$350 for about an hour shoot.... and if you've ever stopped long enough to stop picking people apart on this board and being so moody, look at some of his work, you'd see he's worth every penny of it... So, honestly, IF he trades his work for sessions, which I have no idea.. the provider is getting the better end of the deal... trust me... I've spent thousands of dollars over the years on shoots.. I do know what I'm talking about... So, have a beer, turn on some NASTY porn, and jerk off.... you'll feel much better.... giggles... Group hug!! All you need is Love!!!!!

[muny4huny]

Taylor, if Dave could get that kinda cash for any of his work he would not have time to be here 24/7. On average for an amateur photographer anywhere in the united states, 3 looks for 200 on digital includes Hair and MUA. In NYC a published fashion professional earns the rates you quoted and would have at least 25 national tearsheets to their name. As you said, you know Dave "personally", first you do not need to lie for him and second it is obvious why you are posting on his behalf. What I really do not understand is seeing as you are one of the ladies who have been getting shafted and trash talked behind your back by the two people you are here ass kissing for, why you would do that, or have you just decided it is easier to bend over and take it, than actually stand up for yourself? I guess it is none of my business what reasons you have, I just wanted to correct your bad info on the going rates of amateur photographers.

[Guest101613-1]

Originally Posted by muny4huny

Taylor, if Dave could get that kinda cash for any of his work he would not have time to be here 24/7. On average for an amateur photographer anywhere in the united states, 3 looks for 200 on digital includes Hair and MUA. In NYC a published fashion professional earns the rates you quoted and would have at least 25 national tearsheets to their name. As you said, you know Dave "personally", first you do not need to lie for him and second it is obvious why you are posting on his behalf. What I really do not understand is seeing as you are one of the ladies who have been getting shafted and trash talked behind your back by the two people you are here ass kissing for, why you would do that, or have you just decided it is easier to bend over and take it, than actually stand up for yourself? I guess it is none of my business what reasons you have, I just wanted to correct your bad info on the going rates of amateur photographers.

Daves never shot me..., but he is a professional photographer, and I know what I pay other photographers to shoot me... Wont mention personal names, but yes, have been shot in AL, TX, NY, and LA.. and I have paid that much for shoots... And has not included hair or makeup... He's actually not a friend.. giggles... This board has ruined that... along with a Napoleonic Complex... And yes, I have been getting shafted around here... Who is the other person I'm sticking up for?? lol, Would like to know who else is trash talking me?? Giggles... And from the looks of my posts, if you really read them... I don't ever bend over and just take it... I took my punishment for my ban, it was deserved, but I still think the comments I made about some people were funny as chit... and some of them I don't regret.. I've never been an ass kisser, just a nice forgiving person, that doesn't hold grudges... lifes too short for bitterness..., when I get in those moods, I have a glass of wine, put on some porn, and pop out a few good ones... Then I'm back to the sweet ole Tay that I always am...

[muny4huny]

I suppose under Olympic regulations he is a professional, If anyone has paid him a dollar ever to photograph someone or something then I suppose you are right. Under SAG/AFTRA guidelines, he would be an amateur. Don't drink the koolaid around here. If you would like to understand the difference Google Howard Schatz. Anyone can point a digital camera and click, just as any girl can suck a dick, does not make them a professional. In the world of imaging they are known as ego-clickers, they all think they are great and they are all generally full of shit. Greatness is determined by their resume, not their ego or applause by the masses. One of the most well known Ego-clickers was from California, many young attractive ladies sung his praises as a professional photographer even though he never published anything of substance. He himself claimed to have shot for all kinds of people and publications, and the ladies flocked to him to get their photo taken. Today some of the images he took years ago have sold very well, so eventually he did become a real professional! See if you know who he is....

[muny4huny]

That's right, Mr.Ted Bundy. Of course we should also note Mr. Rodney Alcala also used the same rouse with almost the same success. there are quite a few others but I wouldn't want to drone on. Not saying your friend is anything like these fellas, just that it takes more than a camera and a good line to be a professional.

[pornodave69]

Originally Posted by muny4huny

I suppose under Olympic regulations he is a professional, If anyone has paid him a dollar ever to photograph someone or something then I suppose you are right. Under SAG/AFTRA guidelines, he would be an amateur. Don't drink the koolaid around here. If you would like to understand the difference Google Howard Schatz. Anyone can point a digital camera and click, just as any girl can suck a dick, does not make them a professional.

Just goes to show how much of a retard you are. I started shooting film almost 30 years ago and for the past 15 years 100% of my income comes from photography. I travel all over the country about 120 days a year shooting corporate work. Unlike you and the new crop of "fauxtographers" I actually know how to use and only use a camera in manual mode. Funny how you're such a critic of my work, of which you've never seen my "real" work. How about showing us some of your own? An untrained monkey could take better photos than you could, I'm sure.

What do you do besides sit at home jerking off all day since no woman will fuck you?

[bayoucadillac]

LOL wow........a thread on Christopher Cuties turns into Popular Photography.

[rex111999]

Originally Posted by muny4huny

but I wouldn't want to drone on.

But that's all you ever do, so why not?

[Guest101613-1]

[QUOTE=pornodave69;1053971671]Just goes to show how much of a retard you are. I started shooting film almost 30 years ago and for the past 15 years 100% of my income comes from photography. I travel all over the country about 120 days a year shooting corporate work. QUOTE]

I may not like you, but I respect your work... and will defend that.. It's amazing... both sides of it... And no, that's NOT ass kissing... as I'm sure you know I that will never happen.... but it really does hit a nerve when someone discredits someone as talented as you... I will stand up for what I think is right now matter what.. and that goes for every aspect of my life... I know how much you travel for work... I've seen several, several places you've been and things/ people you've shot... Or, I wouldn't defend you on this... And c'mon... this is a h**ka board.... are you really letting it get the best of you... You've already let that happen, and well... How's that working out for you? Right?? You don't have to defend yourself here... Your work speaks volumes... but, in Miny4huny's defense.... That Ted Bundy stuff was funny as chit.... Almost as funny as my comment about the Napoleonic Syndrome....

[muny4huny]

Originally Posted by pornodave69

Just goes to show how much of a retard you are. I started shooting film almost 30 years ago and for the past 15 years 100% of my income comes from photography. I travel all over the country about 120 days a year shooting corporate work. Unlike you and the new crop of "fauxtographers" I actually know how to use and only use a camera in manual mode. Funny how you're such a critic of my work, of which you've never seen my "real" work. How about showing us some of your own? An untrained monkey could take better photos than you could, I'm sure.

What do you do besides sit at home jerking off all day since no woman will fuck you?

Never said your income did not come from photography, as you have shown here you are very good at convincing the ladies to pay for your work. I said a professional would have known national tears. Everyone was shooting film 30yrs ago even my mother and her Instamatic. I do not claim to be the professional here, that would be you. I am quite sure me and my cellphone can compete with your work.

for the record..

PROFESSIONAL.


AMATUER

[annie@christophers]

Yes hon just go sign up... Mfh.. again your such a fucking loser.. You lie about literally EVERYTHING. And what i think is your biz is slow as shit.. or perhaps more has happened as of late?? HMMMM?? Anyway your fucking miserable and sound like it.... xxoo annie As long as we are on pics (willow just got new ones up!GO CHECK THEM OUT!) 504-650-6554

[muny4huny]

Originally Posted by annie@christophers

Yes hon just go sign up... Mfh.. again your such a fucking loser.. You lie about literally EVERYTHING. And what i think is your biz is slow as shit.. or perhaps more has happened as of late?? HMMMM?? Anyway your fucking miserable and sound like it.... xxoo annie As long as we are on pics (willow just got new ones up!GO CHECK THEM OUT!) 504-650-6554

Do you have any idea the fun I am having? You have absolutely no idea who I am and as long as you keep looking like a fool I keep falling out of my chair along with the dozen folks here who have figured it out by not thinking as narrow minded as you. It really should not be that hard to figure it out, quite frankly I am saddened by you not realizing. What I am curious about is seeing your hatred for who you think I am, and the comments about their business, is it true your business has taken a hit since you have been under indictment? Rumors are rumors so I would enjoy hearing your comments on the issue. I did some poking around and low and behold the person you think I am seems to not take you very seriously or as I hear it you would already by collecting dust if they did. Another odd thing is I was told by more than one person here that you and that person are friends. Well either way I certainly am enjoying seeing you squirm. Don't you have some people to inform on , after all it is Saturday Night. Figure out who I am now? I do recall telling you I would bring things out when you ripped me off.

[pornodave69]

Originally Posted by muny4huny

Never said your income did not come from photography, as you have shown here you are very good at convincing the ladies to pay for your work. I said a professional would have known national tears. Everyone was shooting film 30yrs ago even my mother and her Instamatic. I do not claim to be the professional here, that would be you. I am quite sure me and my cellphone can compete with your work.

Oooooh.... my photo doesn't have dramatic lighting like Patrick DeMarchelier's photo, and you used a low resolution copy of my image so it must not be professional. I think my Certified Professional Photographer credentials from the Professional Photographers of America speaks to the contrary. Maybe you need to improve on your English language skills, or at least your vocabulary.

pro·fes·sion·al
prəˈfeSHənl/
adjective
1. of, relating to, or connected with a profession.
"young professional people"
synonyms: white-collar, nonmanual More
antonyms: blue-collar

2. (of a person) engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as a pastime.
"a professional boxer"
synonyms: paid, salaried

First, since I don't work with models on a regular basis and I don't work for "glamour" magazines, I don't have tear sheets. Just because I don't do this kind of work for publications doesn't mean it's not professional. And you couldn't come close do producing images like I do with a pro level camera or a cell phone.

Second, my work is published on a regular basis in trade magazine, magazine covers, corporate media, newspapers, web sites, slide shows, etc.

Third, I have met and photographed Jimmy Carter, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Mitt Romney and Rick Perry. I worked for Hillary Clinton on her visit here after Katrina. I worked for Mitt Romney's campaign in a few cities. I worked for the Republican Party 2 years in a row for the Leadership Conference. I have photographed, in concert, The Rolling Stone, RUSH, Pearl Jam, Robert Plant, Rod Stewart, Megadeath, Melissa Etheridge, Hall & Oats, The B-52's, Smashmouth, Dr. John, Kenny Logins, Lenny Kravitz, Sheryl Crow, The Beach Boys and so many others I can't even count. I have photographed so many celebrities I can't count. I have binders full of 8 X 10 photos of these people, many of them with me as well.

Oh, and for the record, here are a couple of nice flat lit, ring light shot from Patrick. I mean, it's not shot with a soft box and 2 honeycomb hair lights and rim lighting like mine or anything, just a single on camera ring light, so it must be "more" professional. And those hideous shadows behind her makes it soooo much better, doesn't it?



And the official White House photo of Barack Obama. So flat and undramatic, and not even hair lights or rim lights. Definitely not done by a professional, right? What were they thinking????!!!!




There's really no need for me to go on since you obviously have no idea of what your talking about. It's just fun to point out what an ass you really are.

[Calista_Syn]

Originally Posted by annie@christophers

Yes hon just go sign up... Mfh.. again your such a fucking loser.. You lie about literally EVERYTHING. And what i think is your biz is slow as shit.. or perhaps more has happened as of late?? HMMMM?? Anyway your fucking miserable and sound like it.... xxoo annie As long as we are on pics (willow just got new ones up!GO CHECK THEM OUT!) 504-650-6554

Annie, I think you're banner is the funk.. How do you make it?