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Originally Posted by M A X
Also, I can't have them do an outcall to my place as I cherish my cat and am quite hesitant to allow Neo anywhere near her.
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Max, you are quite right to keep Neo as far as possible from your precious Kitty. We should all ask, where are the Ninja Kitties? They've apparently gone AWOL from the dojo, but I have it on the personal word of a very close friend of the third cousin twice removed to the janitor at the Betty Ford Clinic that the Ninja Kitties have been admitted there under assumed names.
Why, you ask? One look at the smokingonion website and you can pull up Neo's rap sheet, 3 convictions for possession with intent to sell cat nip. Yes, Neo is a 'nip pusher and no doubt has turned to providing as a way to enable the Kitties habit.
I know this is the horrible underbelly of our world, but Ninja Kitty abuse must be STOPPED. I will take a stand no mater how many points I receive. For I answer to a higher authority, pussy power!
Bash away you WK's, you need me on this wall, because yo can't handle the truh!