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11-23-2016, 04:09 PM
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Please tell me that you have patented this. You can take this to Shark Tank. I wonder what the cheap knock off version from ToyzIndustries will entail.
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Hey babe I'm working on it, I promise!!!! The new model is in research and development at ToyzIndustries as we speak! Yay!!! The last model was a tennis ball can filled with Tears of Lightestouch as well as a heaping splat full of his super abundant Fromunda Cheese and it was a complete and total failure as you might expect.
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11-23-2016, 04:23 PM
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Just playing the field:)
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Like I mentioned earlier OP, you didn't miss anything but poor sarcasm at best. She's not worth your time or money.
It also looks to me like she likes to be the center of attention and wants to win a popularity contest, with all her individual sarcastic remarks to all who commented.
I wouldn't meet her, if she paid me. I have no room for attitudes.
That's a BIG PASS
Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone
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11-23-2016, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Passion2015
Like I mentioned earlier OP, you didn't miss anything but poor sarcasm at best. She's not worth your time or money.
It also looks to me like she likes to be the center of attention and wants to win a popularity contest, with all her individual sarcastic remarks to all who commented.
I wouldn't meet her, if she paid me. I have no room for attitudes.
That's a BIG PASS
Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone
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I'm confused. Help me out here man!!!
Are you still mad at me for turning your ass down almost two years ago or are you still agitated by that fart thats been trapped in in your jeans since the 1984 Toto concert???
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11-23-2016, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
Hey babe I'm working on it, I promise!!!! The new model is in research and development at ToyzIndustries as we speak! Yay!!! The last model was a tennis ball can filled with Tears of Lightestouch as well as a heaping splat full of his super abundant Fromunda Cheese and it was a complete and total failure as you might expect.
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This is why I love you.
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11-23-2016, 04:50 PM
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MUAH xoxox!!!
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11-23-2016, 04:57 PM
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Just playing the field:)
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Just don't get it do you.
Number 1. You can't turn me down if I've never ask you to meet me, so get over yourself.
Number 2. Never mind, your not worth my time.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving
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11-23-2016, 05:21 PM
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YOU SHOULD STOP RINSING YOUR PITS OFF IN THE ARBY'S UNISEX BATHROOM AND THINK FOR A MINUTE!!!
So what you're saying is that besides being something somewhere between a Spooge Latte, and a Douchegoblin, we can also add Big Ol' Fakkin' Liar to your resume lol!!!???
It should be patently obvious to anyone reading this thread why most of you bobble necked goloctopus dry fucks are hot for my throat because you tried and failed for the squishmitten, but you, YOU take the prize for coming after me off and on for two years now.
And you know I love it, I love batting you around and you will keep impaling yourselves on my sword over and over and over again because Douchegoblins are that fucking predictable.
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11-23-2016, 05:33 PM
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AT LEAST THAT GACGACGAC DUDE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT IT DUDE! LEARN FROM HIM!
He's growing on me kind like that weird bacteria that makes kombucha, sour kraut, kimchi n'shit. I see some Internationally Famous
Face Melting in that dude's future!!!
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11-23-2016, 05:39 PM
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You are the captain of your own failure sir.
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I am so gonna use this line!!
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11-23-2016, 05:40 PM
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I'd say that by looking at her posting history and content, he should have seen what kind of wordsmith she is, then dusted off a thesaurus and come up with a better way of saying that she gave him a boner.
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11-23-2016, 05:46 PM
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I'd say that by looking at her posting history and content, he should have seen what kind of wordsmith she is, then dusted off a thesaurus and come up with a better way of saying that she gave him a boner.
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Exactly.
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11-23-2016, 05:48 PM
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Omfg, I fucking love this thread (I've had to wipe wine off my screen more than once) and I bow down to Miss V. She is the queen. All hail Queen V!
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11-23-2016, 06:35 PM
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Send her a dick pic, that always works! 😂😂
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That shit only works when we are giving references to each other. 
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11-23-2016, 06:52 PM
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I sent her a dick pic.
Got a text back
" i give up, wheres waldo?"
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11-23-2016, 07:57 PM
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Omfg, I fucking love this thread (I've had to wipe wine off my screen more than once) and I bow down to Miss V. She is the queen. All hail Queen V!
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I concur on both points here. This thread and a couple of RedBulls got me over being jet lagged.
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