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07-02-2015, 04:03 PM
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More pics from plastic mans family picnic?
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07-02-2015, 05:11 PM
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So a priest loses his prized chicken so during mass he asks, "Has anyone seen a cock around?"
All the men and married women stand up. "No no no that's not what I meant. Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" He corrects. Slowly a few ladies stand up a bit shamefully. "No no no. What I meant was, has anyone seen MY cock?" He asks. Three priests, twelve alter boys, and a goat all stand up.
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07-02-2015, 05:57 PM
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More pics from plastic mans family picnic?
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07-03-2015, 12:09 AM
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More pics from plastic mans family picnic?
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Doubt it was a family picnic.
Prolly more like him treating one of the funnels in his stable to a dip at his fav swimming hole....
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07-04-2015, 11:42 AM
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07-04-2015, 04:25 PM
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Irish Alzheimers
Irish Alzheimer's
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest nearly fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father. A while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "WELL, MURPHY, I NOTICE THAT YA DIDN'T STEAL McGLYNN'S HAT. WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND?"
Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."
With a tear in his eye, the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in hell, eh?"
Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat."
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07-04-2015, 09:45 PM
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This Chinese guy looks at his wife and says, " I wanna 69."
She asks, "why do you want beef and broccoli, now"
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07-04-2015, 09:49 PM
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07-11-2015, 07:03 AM
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If girls that are nice are made of sugar and spice why do they taste like sardines?
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07-11-2015, 10:00 AM
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If girls that are nice are made of sugar and spice why do they taste like sardines?
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there are no nice girls
why did the blonde put extra virgin olive oil on everything she ate?
you are what you eat.
what is extra virgin olive oil
So called nice girls are breeding stock
and why breeding stock costs more
back to scent
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Take the Stink Out of Sardines | Bottom Line Personal
bottomlinepersonal.com/household-magic/take-the-stink-out-of-sardines
Jun 10, 2010 - Sardines are one of the healthiest foods you can eat, and they actually taste pretty mild—but ... When you open a can of sardines, salmon or tuna and it has a too-strong fish-oil smell, drizzle white vinegar on ... More on fish…
Vinegar Douche Benefits | LIVESTRONG.COM
www.livestrong.com › Food and Drink
Aug 16, 2013 - ... friendly cleaner for everything from windows to floors. A mild vinegar and water solution administered as a douche can also be used to treat....
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ahem if you like less earthy pussy, or if it to strong ^^^ sprinkle white vinegar on it
unlike the question "what came first, the chicken or the egg
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One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
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we do know what smelled that way first
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
why did Eve have that smell
Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?
so my prof of my answer to your question
there are no nice girls
as if she was nice, no guy would have get dick into to make it smell that way
who fault is this
ask yourself this
male or female have the higher sex drive
and
Why more men on SHMB than women. duh men looking for non breeding stock
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God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen.
this is also why every women can tell you
Why Sir its all your fault, its always the mans fault
God said so. as Adam, you have sinned not EVE no just ADAM was pointed at
so I find it silly guys bitching her pussy too smelly to eat
as
you made it that way so STFU and eat it
btw:
Jun 10, 2010 - Sardines are one of the healthiest foods you can eat, and they actually taste pretty mild—but ... When you open a can of sardines, salmon or tuna and it has a too-strong fish-oil smell, drizzle white vinegar on ... More on fish…
Vinegar Douche Benefits | LIVESTRONG.COM
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07-11-2015, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
there are no nice girls
why did the blonde put extra virgin olive oil on everything she ate?
you are what you eat.
what is extra virgin olive oil
So called nice girls are breeding stock
and why breeding stock costs more
back to scent
ahem if you like less earthy pussy, or if it to strong ^^^ sprinkle white vinegar on it
unlike the question "what came first, the chicken or the egg
we do know what smelled that way first
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
why did Eve have that smell
Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?
so my prof of my answer to your question
there are no nice girls
as if she was nice, no guy would have get dick into to make it smell that way
who fault is this
ask yourself this
male or female have the higher sex drive
and
Why more men on SHMB than women. duh men looking for non breeding stock
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God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen.
this is also why every women can tell you
Why Sir its all your fault, its always the mans fault
God said so. as Adam, you have sinned not EVE no just ADAM was pointed at
so I find it silly guys bitching her pussy too smelly to eat
as
you made it that way so STFU and eat it
btw:
Jun 10, 2010 - Sardines are one of the healthiest foods you can eat, and they actually taste pretty mild—but ... When you open a can of sardines, salmon or tuna and it has a too-strong fish-oil smell, drizzle white vinegar on ... More on fish…
Vinegar Douche Benefits | LIVESTRONG.COM
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I'm a little frightened. I'm starting to understand all your posts! Maybe I should start taking my meds again!
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07-11-2015, 11:53 AM
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OSD you are off your rocker
So if a person sleeps lite and they sleep with the light on. Does that mean that if they sleep hard they sleep with the window open about three inch's?
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07-11-2015, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by wnykittenkisser
OSD you are off your rocker
So if a person sleeps lite and they sleep with the light on. Does that mean that if they sleep hard they sleep with the window open about three inch's?
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When the chicken crossed the road why wasn't he wearing the ducks suspenders?
If Johhny was fondling his balls, who cooked the rhubarb pie?
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07-11-2015, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by wnykittenkisser
OSD you are off your rocker
So if a person sleeps lite and they sleep with the light on. Does that mean that if they sleep hard they sleep with the window open about three inch's?
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I will have to look into that
but really you going to say the pussy smells that way is mans fault as clearly Dog errr ops God stated is not true per you.
let me ask this
you are with a women
something went wrong
she states it all your fault (if so or not)
which would give better odds at getting some loving
A) right or wrong agree or STFU
B) right or wrong openly disagree with her
c)(this pick is not a option as P4P you get it anyways unless you really piss her off)
clearly if a pussy smells its a mans fault
maybe not your fault
but you're a man
if you the one that bitch about it or just with her
its your fault
you are a man
maybe this will help you see the error of your ways
remember, female logic does not compute
male logic however can predict female non-logic (some can most men can not)
prediction
you are a man therefor its all your fault
really
ask any women
even if it was not your fault
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07-11-2015, 01:33 PM
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now wnykittenkisser a test
but any one can take it
lets say you have a SO
you two do not want to bare fruit and multiply
she hears a TIC TIC TIC deep in her mind
so stops taking THE PILL
you do not know this
one day she says we have a bun in the oven honey
if you or its some other guys,
you are the one with and taking to her right now
she is really pissed off being with... and not wanting to be so. but will keep and love it if he or a she
Who's fault is it ?
extra points
if its his or yours
she now and talking to that other guys hehehehe guys by intent (that cheating bitch)
Who's fault is it ?
test was done she know who for sure its yours and its you she loves and will stay with
she with and talking to one of the other many's she cheated with
Who's fault is it ?
hint:
I am a man______
he is a man______
he is a man_______
dang she is bi and never told ya(dang that could have been fun)
she is with her female lover
she knows its yours
the hint _____kind, errr fucking men
btw: one more hint
I know this gay women, this butch bitch can turn a straight all day and night gal bi or gay in a heart beat. Even if homophobic.
No way in hell am I her type if she went bi
I never had sex with her and she knows it
She telling me she pregnant and trying to tell me a how
as i did ask like a dumb fuck
Who's fault is it ? per her
mine and all mankind
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