Taylor - There is something very wrong with you.

[Ray McKigney]

Egg and Bacon walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "Hey, we don't serve breakfast in here."

[TaylorMaiden29]

A priest, a preacher and a rabbi go into a bar. The bartender says, "what, is this a joke?"

[Sexy Roxanne]

After today, I always wonder why the skinny girls always take the fat girls restroom...damn it sucks getting stuck in the skinny girls restroom, lmao! Can I get a hell ya?

[St.Mateo]

Hell Yeah!!

Poets ,Priests and Politicians have words to thank for their
positions. What does Rick Perry have to thank for his position?

[Carl]

His haircut.

[Spacemtn]

I love this thread. For once, whatever is being said is on topic!!!

Spacemtn
AustinModStaff

[Spinoza]

The apparition of these faces in the crowd ;
Petals on a wet, black bough.

[Guest061511-2]

Never trust a skinny cook and don't buy tamales from white folks!

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Spinoza

The apparition of these faces in the crowd ;
Petals on a wet, black bough.

Oh, so you want to get deep and philosophical?

The bamboo shadows move over the stone steps
as if to sweep them, but no dust is stirrred;
The moon is reflected deep within the pool, but the
water shows no trace of its penetration.

[vtxghost]

Originally Posted by Carl

Oh, so you want to get deep and philosophical?

The bamboo shadows move over the stone steps
as if to sweep them, but no dust is stirrred;
The moon is reflected deep within the pool, but the
water shows no trace of its penetration.

hehe.... you said penetration

[VictoriaLyn]

Sometimes I talk to myself..sometimes I argue with myself ..sometimes I disagree, lose the argument and stop talking to myself

[Ray McKigney]

Dachsund goes into a bar. Bartender looks at him and asks "Why the long face?"

[Cityjazz]

Britney... for a second I thought you had typed "never trust a skinny cock"

[knotty man]

...never buy tamales from white folks..LMAO TFF!

[Ray McKigney]

Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender asks "Would you care for a drink?" Descartes responds "I think not" and disappears.