my dick

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by notequiteatroll

we need to arrange a viewing again i'd say.

I'd say so!!

Hot tub ain't getting any hotter... I'm just sayin.'

On second thought, it is slightly hotter when Danielle is in there with me. 🔥💦

[notequiteatroll]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

I'd say so!!

Hot tub ain't getting any hotter... I'm just sayin.'

gonna be tough to beat the heat of that 5 some.
damn

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by notequiteatroll

gonna be tough to beat the heat of that 5 some.
damn

You're being off topic in your very own thread, shame on you. But it was really hot, I have to admit it.

I felt like I was in a porn!!

[notequiteatroll]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

You're being off topic in your very own thread, shame on you.

oh i don't know about that.
for guys everything is about their dick.
so kinda impossible to go off topic

[notequiteatroll]

Originally Posted by splitlog

Curious to what started this thread.
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hard to say.
boredom?
they strike me as ridiculous.
are the ads supposed to make the guys feel good? the ladies?
just make people horny? i'm not sure they do that.


plus i thought it was funny.


oh, and i think i'm average.

[notequiteatroll]

Originally Posted by hogmanjones

I once had a lady tell me she wanted 9 inches and wanted it to hurt. I said sure no problem, and gave her 3 inches 3 times then punched her in the nose.

damn that's funny
still makes me chuckle though it's old as the hills

[Lonesome]

Originally Posted by Danielle Reid

Chubby guys do it better, they appreciate it more

Don't know about doing it better, but tis true we appreciate it more.

I lost a girlfriend many years ago after the first time she let me penetrate her. She'd told me that her pussy was small & tight and I should go easy by just putting it halfway in to start with. I said okay but when I got it in, it felt so good I just couldn't keep from ramming it all in. I was feeling real good until she told me she was for me to go ahead and put the rest of it in. After that, she serenaded me with a Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?" and started dating some long-dick guy.

[peter north77]

My dick:leans to the right,I am right handed.

[Guest012617]

Originally Posted by peter north77

My dick:leans to the right,I am right handed.

I'm ambidextrous so mine sticks straight out, but
my belly sticks out farther so I still can't see it. LOL

[peter north77]

Originally Posted by ccrider

I'm ambidextrous so mine sticks straight out, but
my belly sticks out farther so I still can't see it. LOL

I got a dickedoo too.lol

[diveguy6]

Would my semi somewhat adequate size pecker hang slightly to the left in Australia???

[Guest012617]

Originally Posted by peter north77

I got a dickedoo too.lol

Ha! haven't herd that in awhile. Still good

[Guest012617]

Originally Posted by diveguy6

Would my semi somewhat adequate size pecker hang slightly to the left in Australia???

Or maybe mine would stay hard all the time on Mars

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by Lonesome

Don't know about doing it better, but tis true we appreciate it more.

I lost a girlfriend many years ago after the first time she let me penetrate her. She'd told me that her pussy was small & tight and I should go easy by just putting it halfway in to start with. I said okay but when I got it in, it felt so good I just couldn't keep from ramming it all in. I was feeling real good until she told me she was for me to go ahead and put the rest of it in. After that, she serenaded me with a Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?" and started dating some long-dick guy.

I'm sorry...

[notequiteatroll]

Originally Posted by redman1

Serenity is now at the top for me. Only thing is she will have to fib about my minnie me to make me look good!!! Lol!

i'm thinking having serenity on top would make for a hell of a dick satisfying experience.