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Originally Posted by Hannah Heresy
Oh and to keep this remotely on topic- whispers is Kboy's pimp but he only rents him out to very discerning ladies willing to pay top dollar for a gentleman of his caliber.
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Excuse me?
In this economy?
As an introductory offer we have the following specials available to all ladies booking online....
The Andrew Jackson Quickie..... He fuckee you short time and fast!
The Ulyses S Grant 30 minute Sushi Dining experience guaranteed to satisfy.... only available to ladies without that fresh fishy smell!
The Benjamin Franklin 45minute "GitErDone Mamm" experience also guaranteed to satisfy....
And the William McKinley Weekend Special which includes doing your Laundry and fixing Breakfast on Sunday Morning before he leaves...
Please keep in mind that all guarantees of satisfaction are based on Kboys Satisfaction and these offers are for time and companionship only.
Although he does not discriminate, due to Kboys small stature and the additional work required, like WalMart, there is a two dollar surcharge for BBWs. KBoy does not see women over the age 30 as a result of the strong emotional attachment he feels towards older women.
There is a 60% discount available for spinners as well as repeat business.
We reserve the right to substitute one of the many other fine gentlemen should Kbot be double booked or in a session that gets extended.