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Old 03-30-2012, 10:10 PM   #46
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Let's not forget the real put down ... "Pyramider is better than you."
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Old 03-30-2012, 10:56 PM   #47
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mijo(BFE) View Post
Oh shit, how did I forget?
#1 Wakeup's name,

EVERYONE else shifts down 1. And, I'M serioUS!!! No LMAO here...
I am no longer the headliner??? LOL
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Old 03-31-2012, 12:04 AM   #48
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This just in...


I said NO GREEK DAMN IT!
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:10 PM   #49
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Come on you guys post these so we can give you credit! LOL

This just in from a poker player aparently LOL

I'm all in....
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:19 PM   #50
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You looked larger with the lights on. Must be because you're bare.

Sorry, but I don't have a cover for something that small. Did you bring one?
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Old 03-31-2012, 11:04 PM   #51
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I can only do greek with a small guy.

Get yourself going and I will be right back.

No that 12 inch dildo isn't for me.

You can use pay pal for the upgrades.

I just had chili for lunch now let's get started on that greek.

My husband is in the car and he loves my hairy nipples

Do you mind if I put in my fingers along side your cock. Tight isn't it?

Yea I know. I shaved them last tuesday

I love long toenails.

I'm sorry I fart when I cum
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Old 04-01-2012, 07:37 AM   #52
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You're sooo multipurpose. Farting=cool breeze.
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Old 04-01-2012, 08:44 AM   #53
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Hello Clarice.

I am Legion.

You have two healthy kidneys, right?
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Old 04-01-2012, 09:08 AM   #54
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Did you say Baal?
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Old 04-01-2012, 11:48 AM   #55
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I've fallen and can't get up.
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Your sister said you were going to act like this!
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Old 04-01-2012, 03:00 PM   #57
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" What's that smell?"

"You just crushed my implants."
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Old 04-01-2012, 04:57 PM   #58
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You have to be done before Jersey Shore comes on!

You mind if I light one up?
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My God you’re huge! "Stop rubbing my arm!"
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Now here's a few things providers NEVER want to hear:


1. "I could make this last forever and ever" ( and the guy looks like Jabba the Hutt)

2. " I have a huuuuuge one...the last provider I saw had to take a week off from work"

3. " I just snorted ten lines of coke"

4. " I'm allergic to spermicide"

5. " I just saw 10 providers and you're the lucky 11th"
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