Memo to providers on threADs (and forbidden ads-just don't): be creative please!

[boardman]

We have Houston mods?

[TryWeakly]

They drove thru once today...

[Rachelina]

Try Jerking off Try Weakly.You sound like a lonely ASSHOLE..Stop being a Troll Cop..

[TryWeakly]

Crypto, feelin like insulting remarks UITB too....

Will you take care of my light work ?

[pxmcc]

^^man up try. ur getting butthurt by a chick?

[DEAR_JOHN]

Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Crypto, feelin like insulting remarks UITB too....

Will you take care of my light work ?

Rumor is you're shinepro with another user name.

[pxmcc]

dear_john, who are you referring to?

[DEAR_JOHN]

Originally Posted by pxmcc

dear_john, who are you referring to?

The person I quoted. Why, guilty conscience?

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

The person I quoted. Why, guilty conscience?

no.
i don't think Try weakly is shinepro. try's troll game is actually pretty good-he doesnt quite rise to the level of a troll boss tho-but shine's troll game sux imo. also, imo, shine is far more entertaining than try. and i dont think try knows ebonics very well; his ebonics game sux actually. shine's ebonics game is a1+++...

back on topic. are the threADs getting any better?

[TryWeakly]

Thriving....


http://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2711835


http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2711835 <- for Wakeup

[ZantannaParella]

I addressed this long ago when E Changed the format where there are no more ads. When I saw them just for shits and giggles on where to stay or eat I would find some kind of sarcastic ass remark to comment with! (I know. Me sarcastic! Big surprise). one rather largggggggggggger than life out of towner basically Just came out and said I’m visiting Houston here’s my number so no attempt to be discreet so I had to comment this is the biggest threAD I’ve ever seen I will not be surprised if he gets pulled within the hour it’s gonna be a heavy load but somebody has to do it!

My example of a discrete yet humorous attempt at an ad was a lost and found one. Where I think I said something like lost a big hard dog named cock?!? and my description was interesting I’m trying to remember but it was like about 7 inches long flashy in color, head was shaped like a mushroom the front legs look like squishy sacs ! it was hairless he had no back legs it was a defect from birth and something like I know it sounds hideous but it’s really not please contact me and found I’m paraphrasing on myself so it’s been a year and I’ve slept and drank since then!

No I didn’t use it personally I put it on a comments just to be funny but it’s a good example of being more creative , other than saying oh I’m coming to Houston to visit my friend where should I stay and then I have to comment like why don’t you ask your friend! Than why do I need to PM you for details? lwhy do we need details if you’re coming to Houston to visit a friend it’s just silly

[TryWeakly]

Originally Posted by pxmcc

So we're all aware that with no ad forum, it's tricky for the gals to let the guys they're available. So of course one way for the gals to let the guys know they're in town is to post a threAD in coed. When a gal posts a thread in Houston coed, at a minimum, it means she's around. The problem is that gals are posting threADs that lack any substance that anyone wants to read. We don't need another post about what's there to do in the Galleria. sorry to break the bad news, ladies.

ok i'm going to go out on a limb here. throw rotten tomatoes if you must. accuse me of pandering for free kitty. whatever, i could give two fucks. But VenusNova's posts are so slick that i am totally unaware if they are even threADs or just regular threads. ladies, try to be creative, like she is. i'm not suggesting you copy her style, but her ability to capture an audience with entertaining posts.

how bout a post on newbie bondage? how bout a post about when you first got your hobby cherry popped? how bout a post about your closest call with le? how bout what was the weirdest hobby experience ever? worst session ever? first ever water sports session? there are a million interesting topics that are hobby related that will generate clicks and get you noticed.

just don't start another thread about the best part of town to stay in. (it's Pasadena/Channelview of course dammit you fools!) that horse is so dead that such threads are undead zombies come back to haunt coed again..

#MCGA #Imheretobeentertained..
"Is that not why you are here?"

p.s. ladies, update your damn profile pics! men are visual creatures. we can't read for shit, but we're super skilled-hell yes it's a skill requiring years of practice-at looking at sexy (but rule-compliant plz) pics.

AJ shoulda read this before she posted her (now removed) threAD