You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

[Guest092216]

Lol! Poor bastards.

[NearHauteRed]

you use the box of envelopes more for putting money in than notes/letters

[Guest092216]

Lmao!! Or the flip side:

You know you're a provider when you don't need to buy envelopes!

Bahahaaaaa

[NearHauteRed]

go to a mall or any other public place and look at the ladies guessing what their donation rate might be if they were a provider.

[Guest070818-1]

Originally Posted by NearHauteRed

you see CIM, COF, CFS, ect. on a license plate and have naughty thoughts.

Haha! Also when you look at the street sign for the "Lyndon B Johnson" Expressway and all you can think about it L(BJ).

[NearHauteRed]

Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

Haha! Also when you look at the street sign for the "Lyndon B Johnson" Expressway and all you can think about it L(BJ).

The "L" in front of it kinda ruins it, but thinking along those terms and street names, how about the C (O) F Hawn Frwy.

[golfertexas]

When your ball's itch and you get a sick feeling in your stomach,run to the bathroom to check it out !!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

Haha! Also when you look at the street sign for the "Lyndon B Johnson" Expressway and all you can think about it L(BJ).

Originally Posted by NearHauteRed

The "L" in front of it kinda ruins it, but thinking along those terms and street names, how about the C (O) F Hawn Frwy.

I thought of some uses for that "L":

Luscious BJ (all inclusive)
Long BJ (duration factor)
Lollipop BJ (visual style)
Longhorn or LoneStar BJ (only available in TX)
Loving BJ (nqns )

.....tbc....

Originally Posted by golfertexas

When your ball's itch and you get a sick feeling in your stomach,run to the bathroom to check it out !!!!!!!!!!!

Does the lady at the clinic know you by your first name too? Lol!!! (In ref to an earlier comment).

[hotindallas]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

I fcuk my delivery guys

Where the hell were you when I was delivering pizza back in my college days? (And PLEASE don't say "Probably in my cradle"...)

[NearHauteRed]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

I thought of some uses for that "L":

Luscious BJ (all inclusive)
Long BJ (duration factor)
Lollipop BJ (visual style)
Longhorn or LoneStar BJ (only available in TX)
Loving BJ (nqns )

.....tbc....


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The one in bold is the best way for a provider to do a BJ in my book!


You know you are a hobbyist when you look forward to the end of the month, salivating that rent is due!

[LoveNHorny]

You're at the beach and you laugh your ass off when someone says they're "playing with their starfish."

You're driving thu your neighborhood, pass a woman in a cute skirt, and for split-second wonder if you should turn around.

You're traveling to see a friend, and you almost spit out your beverage when she tells you to "just come in the back door."

LnH

[Tony Patella]

A lady in RL SAYS she's horny, and you HEAR she needs money...

[pyramider]

When you over hear others talking and hear them mention taint.

[DarthDVader]

When you see someone at Starbucks obviously logged into eccie ... LOL

[LoveNHorny]

TonyP - that's f$cking hilarious.

DarthD - Which day did you see me at Starbucks?