Sexual Bucket List!!!

[whatsupagain]

Only one:

1. Me lasting longer than 145 seconds. : )

With bonus points for:
1a. In a deer blind.
1b. With three smoking 18-year-olds
1c. In a stacked doggie.
1d. From Norway.
1e. And they don't speak English.
1f. While it is snowing.
1g. At night with a full moon.

Yeah, that's it.

[Willen]

Geez, wanting them to smoke downright sadistic.

[Baloney Pony]

Howdy, Folks!

1. Prolly take multiple teams, each team has 4-5 ladies for this.

Double heads bobbin' up and down in tandem to give me my blumpkin while I'm eating pizza, drinkin' beer, and getting an authoritative body massage(none of this weenie stroke and tickle stuff - I mean, WORK those tired sore muscles and dig OUT those knots) by the ladies working on my arms, legs, and torso.

Hand wash and blow dry after the blumpkin is finished, while the muscles continue to get the knots worked out.

Every once in a while, switch from beer to Metamucil™ Margaritas so the pizza can move through unhindered, so we may continue to have repeat performances of all the above.

15-20 hours for starters. Then, we'll go from there.



2. Ann Coulter.

[Sensual Sophia]

Originally Posted by rekcaSxT

My list:

*Indian girl (that is in the works and will be checked off soon)

You may remember that this was also on my bucket list. A hobbyist was going to buy me an hour with an Indian girl last night for a present. He talked her into it at the strip club. I had got dances from her in the past and she seemed super into me, like we were exchanging oral by dance 3. But she also seemed like a shark. Like, obviously way too into the money. A real hard seller. Maybe it's a chick thing but I have to feel like the girl actually likes me and isn't just hustling. So we banged another lady instead -- and that was AMAZING.

Anyhow, I'm still kinda wondering if I should have gone with the Indian girl because they are so hard to find. Even if she is faking it, it might be fun. But I know where she works so if I get the urge, I can track her down.

[Baloney Pony]

Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia

Anyhow, I'm still kinda wondering if I should have gone with the Indian girl because they are so hard to find.

Howdy, Folks!


I find this really interesting, given the population of India. They *do* have a larger population than the good ol' USA(as well as most other countries except China).

Unless, y'all are instead referring to Native Americans...

[GRIN OF SIN]

When I first joined ASPD, I actually posted my bucket list:

Asian Chick
Black Chick - X
Two Chicks
Natural DD's - X
CIM - X
Back Door
PSE

The ones with an "X" equal success. But now, reading these posts I might have to add some lol.

1) Spinner - Wasn't originally my cup of tea, but certain adds are very persuading.
2) All Nighter - Having ensured that my sexual appetite is still strong, I want to try sessions longer than 1 hour lol.
3) Italian - I'm not talking ethnicity here, not that I wouldn't sleep with an Italian chick, mind you. I've always been more of a butt man, so why not.

[Sensual Sophia]

Originally Posted by Baloney Pony

Howdy, Folks!


I find this really interesting, given the population of India. They *do* have a larger population than the good ol' USA(as well as most other countries except China).

Unless, y'all are instead referring to Native Americans...

We are talking about finding an Indian woman in the USA who is willing to be a hooker. How many rich kids on student visas or H1Bs (highly skilled workers) go into this line of work? Heck, I've even known second generation girls, totally Americanized, who were saving their virginity for their arranged marriage.

If only the U.S. government would grant temporary work visas for hookers our problems would be solved. It works for the Netherlands! Most of the girls in those Amsterdam windows are NOT native Dutch. Easy ticket to EU residency.

BTW, the Indian girl I'm talking about works in Houston, not Austin, so ya'll can stop sending me PMs for info unless you travel to Houston.

[Guest060211-3]

at the mall in a dressing room, that is still on the list

here is the been there done that for me

at the lake
in the lake
on top of the washer
1.in the room with mom in the living room
2.in the room with mom listening (mom told her she heard us)
and i did spend the night that night
3. in the living room mom came out of the bedroom and chased me out the house about 2am i was drunk her mom was pissed. called my mom and told her i better not come back or i was gonna get shot.
back seat of the car (who hasnt)

peace
atx

[JennsLolli]

Originally Posted by atxrefman

1.in the room with mom in the living room
2.in the room with mom listening (mom told her she heard us)
and i did spend the night that night
3. in the living room mom came out of the bedroom and chased me out the house about 2am i was drunk her mom was pissed. called my mom and told her i better not come back or i was gonna get shot.
back seat of the car (who hasnt)

I'm surprised you didn't mention a mother-daughter three way.

[rekcaSxT]

Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia

Heck, I've even known second generation girls, totally Americanized, who were saving their virginity for their arranged marriage.

Ah yes the ABCD (aka American Born Confused Dezi's) Some of those Americanized Indian women are so f'ing hot too! They have Souther California accents or some other regional American Accent. Better yet are the Indian women with Brittish Accents.... I would be putty in their hands...

I think the character of Kelly on The Office is cute as hell, not the ideal body type, but has that ABCD thing down. There are a couple civilian ABCD's I run into a lot, and I am always trying to get somewhere with them. Most of the time they are very resistant to even a date because a White American guy is not in the cards for most of them. Arranged marriages are still very very common. And Indian families are very resistant to let their daughters or sons date "Americans" because they fear divorce so much.

A really good friend of mine is from India and he married a white American girl and was almost disowned by his family.

[prankster]

Originally Posted by rekcaSxT

Ah yes the ABCD (aka American Born Confused Dezi's) Some of those Americanized Indian women are so f'ing hot too! They have Souther California accents or some other regional American Accent. Better yet are the Indian women with Brittish Accents.... I would be putty in their hands...

I think the character of Kelly on The Office is cute as hell, not the ideal body type, but has that ABCD thing down. There are a couple civilian ABCD's I run into a lot, and I am always trying to get somewhere with them. Most of the time they are very resistant to even a date because a White American guy is not in the cards for most of them. Arranged marriages are still very very common. And Indian families are very resistant to let their daughters or sons date "Americans" because they fear divorce so much.

A really good friend of mine is from India and he married a white American girl and was almost disowned by his family.

Just go to cities where semiconductor or software or tech companies exist. Most likely, you'll find hot 2nd gen. Indian girls. Examples: Austin, Mountain View, San Jose, etc. Houston is all about oil so don't expect to see many "crazy" Indian chicks.

I got this intel from my Indian buddy straight from the mainland. So it's pretty darn accurate.

[Sensual Sophia]

So here's my list.

1. On a plane (prefer private plane as I'm not into getting busted)
2. On a train in a sleeper compartment
3. In an RV while it's moving (seeing a pattern?)
4. In a limo while it's moving
5. On the roof of a high rise
6. Behind a waterfall (I doubt this will ever happen as there are always too many tourists at any waterfall I've been to that's big enough to crawl behind)
7. With a South Asian girl (preferably foreign born)
8. With a foreign born Middle Eastern girl (already been with a second gen)
9. With a very fit Aussie surfer dude -- Aussie boys are dreamy
10. With an Orthodox Jewish guy (preferably young) who is wearing his kippah (yalmuke-clad boys drove me absolutely nuts in high school -- seemed so unattainable -- just thinking about it gets me wet)
11. With an uber thick and curvy girl -- not obese, just thick and juicy with an hourglass figure, big natural melons, wide hips, ass for weeks, thick thighs... like this lovely: http://suicidegirls.com/bestset/Wendy/Show+Pony/1/
12. being slapped in the face as I cum (I'm kinda scared of this one but I'd like to try it eventually... but please don't do this to me without asking!)
13. being tied up and teased and tortured with a vibrator for an hour

[Guest010512-2]

Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia

12. being slapped in the face as I cum (I'm kinda scared of this one but I'd like to try it eventually... but please don't do this to me without asking!)

Sorry, but I just laughed my ass off at this one because I pictured some guy with a girl who's just about to cum and he slaps her. Then he wonders why she's scratching his eyes out because he read somewhere that girls like to be slapped when they're about to cum.

[Metal Smith]

I can help you with at least four of your list -- I'll work on that for you.
MS
PS. make that six--

Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia

So here's my list.

1. On a plane (prefer private plane as I'm not into getting busted)
2. On a train in a sleeper compartment
3. In an RV while it's moving (seeing a pattern?)
4. In a limo while it's moving
5. On the roof of a high rise
6. Behind a waterfall (I doubt this will ever happen as there are always too many tourists at any waterfall I've been to that's big enough to crawl behind)
7. With a South Asian girl (preferably foreign born)
8. With a foreign born Middle Eastern girl (already been with a second gen)
9. With a very fit Aussie surfer dude -- Aussie boys are dreamy
10. With an Orthodox Jewish guy (preferably young) who is wearing his kippah (yalmuke-clad boys drove me absolutely nuts in high school -- seemed so unattainable -- just thinking about it gets me wet)
11. With an uber thick and curvy girl -- not obese, just thick and juicy with an hourglass figure, big natural melons, wide hips, ass for weeks, thick thighs... like this lovely: http://suicidegirls.com/bestset/Wendy/Show+Pony/1/
12. being slapped in the face as I cum (I'm kinda scared of this one but I'd like to try it eventually... but please don't do this to me without asking!)
13. being tied up and teased and tortured with a vibrator for an hour

[Sensual Sophia]

Originally Posted by SASpurfan

In a quaint house in the Heights of Houston.

SAS

Um? You've already done that. More than once!