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LovingKayla · 07-13-2011, 04:03 PM

Average: it fits in more places.

Average is relative and also about 4 in.

angusranch · 07-13-2011, 04:21 PM

I love the way you think Kayla.

Abraham · 07-16-2011, 10:11 PM

When I was in Navy bootcamp a few years ago we were allowed 2 12 hour liberties. I went into San Diego and found an older provider. (Probably about 35.) After we got going, I asked her how I was doing. She replied, "about 3 knots." (Naturally I felt quite proud of myself for her description in nautical terms.) She added, "it's NOT hard, NOT in and you're NOT getting your money back!"

theotherguy1 · 07-16-2011, 10:49 PM

The few females that have discovered my net worth have told me I was tall and that I had a very big one and that I knew how to use it. I know they would not lie to me.

Lana Warren · 07-17-2011, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Abraham

When I was in Navy bootcamp a few years ago we were allowed 2 12 hour liberties. I went into San Diego and found an older provider. (Probably about 35.) After we got going, I asked her how I was doing. She replied, "about 3 knots." (Naturally I felt quite proud of myself for her description in nautical terms.) She added, "it's NOT hard, NOT in and you're NOT getting your money back!"

OMG,

angusranch · 07-17-2011, 11:03 AM

Lana, I might not be very big around but I sure am short!

Iaintliein · 07-17-2011, 12:19 PM

Hey, mine may be small, but at least it'll be over really quickly!

Randall Creed · 07-17-2011, 02:18 PM

Whatever, Kayla. Average sucks.

It's better to be big enough to scare a couple chicks every now and then, you know. You at least want to scare the wussy, girliest of the girly kind.

Randall Creed · 07-17-2011, 03:12 PM

Double post.

Copierguy0 · 07-17-2011, 05:34 PM

I have heard that between 5 & 6 = Average.
Most ladies like between 7 & 8
Too big is anything over 9 (Ladies say you can't get into alot of different positions without it hurting with a 10,11,12)
Most ladies prefer GIRTH as opposed to LENGTH

Since Pumps with make it Thicker and Pills only seem to make you last longer, Thicker is Better Solution if your below average.

At the End of the Day, IT DOES NOT MATTER
If it's too small, you can't do anything about it.
If it's too big, you can't do anything about it.
If your with a Provider, your not looking to get Married or Impress her.

Treat her like a LADY and she will make you feel like a KING.
(For an hour or 2) If you want to Please her, Be Respectful of her time.

CG

X-NewModerator · 07-17-2011, 06:34 PM

Mine makes me happy everytime I use it, so it must be big enough.

nubuzz2010 · 07-17-2011, 07:19 PM

Well it's not like a provider is going to hurt your feelings and future business by telling you it's too small. And you do have other things to use, at your disposal to please a woman.

makmak · 07-17-2011, 09:43 PM

If I had a 5" dick, I would be very depressed. Women like length and girth, and all the other BS about "size does not matter, it is how you use your dick" is just that; total BS.

How many Providers are honest enough to admit that you like a big, thick dick? Come on, be honest

dollar14 · 07-17-2011, 10:59 PM

For what I lack in length I make up in girth.short and fat is where it's at...long and thin goes to far in!!!that's a movie quote I think.

Guest020720 · 07-17-2011, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by makmak

If I had a 5" dick, I would be very depressed. Women like length and girth, and all the other BS about "size does not matter, it is how you use your dick" is just that; total BS.

How many Providers are honest enough to admit that you like a big, thick dick? Come on, be honest

I'm no spinner...I have a big phat ass....and 36 inch inseam legs.

Fuck yeah I like a big, thick dick. (not to mention - look at my sig line. They do seem to come around more often with some types - but I have been surprised as well.)

I can't really do asian or cowgirl unless the guy's body type is bigger/athletic.
Cow girl is difficult if it's shorter and I've got to "move things around" to get to it. Shit, I have my own big self to situate - and it is harder to figure out how to manage with a smaller dick.

Maybe I'm the size I am to accommodate the smaller dicked fellas - in missionary type positions - and I'm more flexible than most larger gals - which helps them get to where they need to get - much easier.

Just because I admit big dicks are nice - doesn't mean I don't like giving one hell of a blow job on a "average" or even "small" dick.

At least I can drink a glass of orange juice after and not have it sting the insides of my mouth from having things a bit jacked up from a monster dick. LOL