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[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Another rant courtesy of our resident homosexual I B Hankering.From Bendover Illinois..

There is no hope for you, Ekim the Inbred. You have such a lip-lock on Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator’s dick there's a pamphlet out describing how Slick Willie's weight loss is a secondary effect attributable to you're tremendous sucking power. BTW, Ekim the Inbred, you never answered the questions: can you now locate "North America" on a map, and do you now acknowledge Columbus interacted with Native Americans when he sailed to the New World?

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Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Assup’s spastic sphincter is dribbling-blather, spouting shit and foaming spatter!

That shock therapy in the institution probably made you forget, but here’s to helping you recall a real rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth melt-down, Assup.

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...8&postcount=36

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[i'va biggen]

Bump--- thanks golden lips for letting us know once again how you have Bill Clinton envy.Have your Monica Lewinsky knee pads arrived yet?

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Bump--- thanks golden lips for letting us know once again how you have Bill Clinton envy.Have your Monica Lewinsky knee pads arrived yet?

Keep sucking on Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator's dick. Ekim the Inbred.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by Old-T

IB, the topic is meltdown and you continue to show that you are the undisputed master of slag.

You can't even quote well, you cut out several of the best parts! Fortunately anyone who cares to can go read the original post.

But please go ahead and think you are winning these arguments. I'm glad you're happy in your fantasy world. This last post of yours was long, but not one of your better efforts--quantity doesn't always make up for quality, does it?

But I can't spend too long here now, I have a young friend coming over. Dinner at the best place in town, a bottle of wine, and a couple hours off the clock catching up (and yes, we will probably laugh at more of your stupidity and public embarrasment). Then back to my hotel for a couple hours on the clock. Likely she will than stay overnight at her initiative--off the clock again.

I already mentioned to her, and I quote, "That weird guy is still melting down because you and I read his stupid posts the last time you were in XXXXX" I did redact the city because I'm afraid you might show up stalking me!

She replied I have to show her. She really finds you a dumber version of Beavis and Butthead. I'm not quite sure which one she thinks you are.

Yeah, right, Old-goaT.

Old-goaT, is once again hiring a provider to read his imbecilic posts on a SHMB!!! Old-goaT’s “OTC” means “Off-The-Cock” and “On-The-Computer”!!! Fucking hilarious, Old-goaT. Too Fucking hilarious!!!!

[Yssup Rider]

Another classic meltdown by everybody's DIPSHIT OF THE YEAR! Can't stand the fact that he might be the only (OK, maybe not the only) one on a hooker board who can't get laid!

AND WINNER OF THE GOLDEN LIPS AWARD!

[CuteOldGuy]

You're my Dipshit of the Year, Assup, and you always will be. I think you deserve the Lifetime Achievement Award for Dipshit of the Century.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Assup’s spastic sphincter is dribbling-blather, spouting shit and foaming spatter!

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Cited below are posts documenting Assup when he gets hysterically agitated:

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...8&postcount=36

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...2&postcount=34

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...5&postcount=24

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...7&postcount=39

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Keep sucking on Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator's dick. Ekim the Inbred.

IB the sexual predator with his Monika Lewinsky knee pads is taking calls now Just PM him.Reasonable rates.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

IB the sexual predator with his Monika Lewinsky knee pads is taking calls now Just PM him.Reasonable rates.

You suck at spelling and grammar, Ekim the Inbred. You suck at recalling and citing factual information, Ekim the Inbred. You suck Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator’s dick, Ekim the Inbred. Your only advanced skill appears to be your ability to “suck”, Ekim the Inbred. Keep sucking, Ekim the Inbred. Suck! Suck! Suck, Ekim the Inbred!

[Yssup Rider]

Here we are again, in the middle of Yet ANOTHER IBMeltdown.

You gotta admit, I learned Photoshop pretty quickly, though, eh?

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Yeah, right, Old-goaT.

Old-goaT, is once again hiring a provider to read his imbecilic posts on a SHMB!!! Old-goaT’s “OTC” means “Off-The-Cock” and “On-The-Computer”!!! Fucking hilarious, Old-goaT. Too Fucking hilarious!!!!

Wow, 5 of the last 10 posts on this thread were made by SlagHeap! Pretty impressive.

With so much time on his hands one would think he could actually come up with something worth reading, so let's see what he write about:

--his obsession with fesses
--his obsession with spelling
--his jealousy of me
--his absolute inability to distinguish between a real woman and his blow-up doll
--his erotic fixation with the asshole of any poster he disagrees with.

What amazes me is the amount of time he spends here spewing the same crap over and over. Here's a quick quiz:

Why does IBSlagHeap have so much time to post hate and stupidity on this board?
A. He is a welfare cheat who writes this off as his 20 hours of community service
B. He is a welfare cheat who writes this off as his 20 hours of looking for work as a homosexual submissive
C. He monopolizes the community computer at the retirement home
D. He does it on the clock at his warehouse security job
E. Other (please elaborate)

I probably won't reply to the inevitable meltdown reply that IB will post. Sorry about that, IB. I have last night's lady friend (who is draped over my back, laughing hysterically at you, and helping me with this post; the quiz was her idea) suggesting we go get a little more physical activity before breakfast. Then I'll drop her off at her job before going to mine. "Job", you should look that word up sometime.

Rant away little man!

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Assup’s spastic sphincter is dribbling-blather, spouting shit and foaming spatter!

Cited below are posts documenting Assup when he gets hysterically agitated:

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...8&postcount=36

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...2&postcount=34

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...5&postcount=24

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...7&postcount=39

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by Old-T

Wow, 5 of the last 10 posts on this thread were made by SlagHeap! Pretty impressive.

With so much time on his hands one would think he could actually come up with something worth reading, so let's see what he write about:

--his obsession with fesses
--his obsession with spelling
--his jealousy of me
--his absolute inability to distinguish between a real woman and his blow-up doll
--his erotic fixation with the asshole of any poster he disagrees with.

What amazes me is the amount of time he spends here spewing the same crap over and over. Here's a quick quiz:

Why does IBSlagHeap have so much time to post hate and stupidity on this board?
A. He is a welfare cheat who writes this off as his 20 hours of community service
B. He is a welfare cheat who writes this off as his 20 hours of looking for work as a homosexual submissive
C. He monopolizes the community computer at the retirement home
D. He does it on the clock at his warehouse security job
E. Other (please elaborate)

I probably won't reply to the inevitable meltdown reply that IB will post. Sorry about that, IB. I have last night's lady friend (who is draped over my back, laughing hysterically at you, and helping me with this post; the quiz was her idea) suggesting we go get a little more physical activity before breakfast. Then I'll drop her off at her job before going to mine. "Job", you should look that word up sometime.

Rant away little man!

Yeah, right Old-goaT, "OTC" . . . and you also expect everyone here to believe Santa Claus is real!?!

Old-goaT is once again hiring a provider to read his imbecilic posts on a SHMB!!! Old-goaT’s “OTC” means “Off-The-Cock” and “On-The-Computer”!!! Fucking hilarious, Old-goaT. Too Fucking hilarious!!!!

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

You suck at spelling and grammar, Ekim the Inbred. You suck at recalling and citing factual information, Ekim the Inbred. You suck Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator’s dick, Ekim the Inbred. Your only advanced skill appears to be your ability to “suck”, Ekim the Inbred. Keep sucking, Ekim the Inbred. Suck! Suck! Suck, Ekim the Inbred!

Poor IB with the DSL His obsession with slick Willie has driven him to new heights.You have become famous.Now you have become the laughing stock of a hooker board.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Poor IB with the DSL His obsession with slick Willie has driven him to new heights.You have become famous.Now you have become the laughing stock of a hooker board.

You are still sucking, Ekim the Inbred. You suck at spelling and grammar, Ekim the Inbred. You suck at recalling and citing factual information, Ekim the Inbred. You suck Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator’s dick, Ekim the Inbred. Your only advanced skill appears to be your ability to “suck”, Ekim the Inbred. Keep sucking, Ekim the Inbred. Suck, suck, suck, Ekim the Inbred!