NFL and Houston Texans Superthread: Are we ready for some football?

[Guest021824]

Originally Posted by trey

I made this mistake once. I bought 2 3rd row tickets for the game one year and all the chick could talk about was how bad the margarita was. She bitched so much about how she wanted to go that we left and missed the last four mins and as normal thats when we lost the game. I still would have like to see the end of it. Never will I take another chick to a football game.

I think we did good the new D seems like it will do better. we did not get to see Jonathan Joseph, and foster was on the side the whole time too along with Johnson. So alot left to be seen, will foster go the way of slaton and have only one good year, will we jonathan work out (he should)? I have high hopes for a good year they made some good changes.

Yeah, that's a bad deal. You got to bring someone that is into FOOTBALL. Not someone that is cute and wants to be seen.......lol

Having said that, I think the Texans will be much improved and will make the playoffs this time. I still believe the problem with the Texans is the COACH.................The COWBOYS will win their Divisions..........And You can take that to the bank................That's right I said it.........lol

[TheDon]

I've never picked the Texans to make the playoffs in the Matt Schaub era. However, going into this season, that changes. I would like to announce that I'm picking, My Texans, to go no worse than 13-3 this season. That's right, I said it, 13-3.

I feel ya SoulMan, not sold on the Eagles, however, I do have them and the Cowboys both making the Playoffs.

My Superbowl prediction, (which has historically sucked) will be the Houston Texans beating the Dallas Cowboys.

[Trey]

If Houston played Dallas in the superbowl I fear the state would explode and leave a Texas shaped crater to be filled with sea water. Lord forbid it happen and be held in the state.

I don't think Dallas will do much more then they did last year maybe a little better. With the jags shipping off their Qb as well we are in the best position we have been to make the play offs. But but we may only last one round.

[kerwil62]

Originally Posted by Satin

Well boys are we ready for the kickoff of the NFL???

I'm so pumped about Sunday. I will be there bright and early Sunday tailgating my ass off.... The good news is it looks like Peyton is not playing. The bad news is we probably won't have Foster either. I feel pretty good with Ward and Tate in the backfield. We need to win this one bad....

Yea Kerwil, I'm going to take her to the game bro and give her one last chance. We had a long talk about this bruh, I just hope she doesn't fuck it up.

Yep I think this game is pretty much a must-win game for the Texans, even without Foster.

Playa I hope she takes heed, because if you come back on here venting about her again I'm gonna talk about your ass because you knew better!! LMAO!!!!

[junglemonkey]

My only worry is that Bob McNair wants to get in their with the Ox. Well I love me some ox tails. Unfortunatley, so does the rest of the NFL. No excuses this year. The planets are all aligned for the Texans. But knowing Gary Kubiak, he will still find a way to screw things up. And he will do it to an extreme too.

[Guest072614-1]

Originally Posted by junglemonkey

The planets are all aligned for the Texans. But knowing Gary Kubiak, he will still find a way to screw things up. And he will do it to an extreme too.

The planets may truly be aligned for the Texans, especially if this guy's sources are correct...

http://www.wnde.com/player/?program_...tz&tra=podcast

He's claiming that Peyton Manning may be done for the season. Even as a Texan fan, I hope that's not true, for Peyton's sake.

I've been sipping the Kool Aid... I got the Texans winning the AFC.

[Guest082824]

All you Texans fans need to STOP DREAMING!!!!

They won't make the playoffs, AGAIN...

I can't wait to be on the 50 yard line Oct 2 to see a REAL team kick that ass.

I will say thank you to the Texan fan who sold me his season tickets


STEELER NATION BABY!!!!!

[Guest021824]

Superbowl prediction..................


DALLAS COWBOYS AND THE NY JETS...............

[Guest090716-1]

I'm happy as a mosquito in a blood bank!!!
Satin it's all about image bruh!!! Take that fine ass chica to the game!!!!!!!!! If that's the same girl, fine as she is. At least somebody in the stadium that day will look like a winner!! Girl so fine...i'll drink her bath water!!

Now what you really need to do is ride with me to BIG D one of these games.....hobby a lil bit on friday and saturday....then sunday..GAMETIME!!! Let us show you what a winner looks like. A stadium with 95% Cowboy jersey and Cowboy blue. Not a stadium that you think Indy is a home game in Houston...that shit pisses me off!! Not Raider beatdown mad...but mad!!

Let Houston lose this first game and first thing you will hear Kubiak has gotta go!!

Perdictions:
NFC Championship-----Dallas vs Minnesota
AFC Championship-----Pittsburgh vs Baltimore


Go COWBOYS!!!!

[Satin]

LMMFAO at you boys.... First, my boy Easy Money is right on...my gal is smoking fucking hot and I'm not at all ashamed to say that 20 year old Mexican and Colombian chica got me seriously pussy-whupped so I WILL be taking her to the game. She's a straight up freak/nympho and we will be trying to find a way to do what we always do - which is try to fuck somewhere at the game...(bathroom probably won't work here cause it's too damn crowded, lol)...

Now with that out the way, I see my 2 good friends that are Cowgirl lovers are straight up delusional thinking those thuggish ass convicts are going to win more than 7 games this year. And my other brutha DED need to chill on the hating with those sorry ass Steelers. I can't wait for that game bro...I'm on the lower level too (row D) and can't wait to see your face when we stomp a hole in the bitch ass Steelers....

If we can avoid injuries, the Texans will be fine. With this Peyton Manning news, there is a good chance we can win the division or get the wild card. Here's why losers:

1. We have the BEST running back in the game.
2. We have the BEST wide receiver in the game.
3. We were in the top 3 in total offense
4. We have went out and addressed the biggest weakness - defense - by hiring Bum's son, getting help at cornerback (Joseph, Manning) , drafting top rookies (JJ Watt, Brooks Reed,ect) and getting DeMeco and Cushing back and healthy.

Now all I need to do is find a way to get my girl to talk one of the Texans cheerleaders into going home with us after we bitch-slap the Colts....

[Wakeup]

OMG...it isn't the Kool-Aid y'all are drinking...y'all need to lay off the Purple Drank...13-3????

[Guest021824]

Seems like it's enough KOOL-AID to go around.........Just some like Satin and DED are drinking a little bit more than others and dont' want to share.....which is fine......

I stand by my predictions.........Houston,,, ,,nice stadium.......great town..........same results...........lol

Satin, you know the best running back in the game is Chris Johnson
Andre is the best reciever...............and that's it.........


Cowboys baby!!!!!!!!

[Guest082824]

The CowGIRLS aren't even going to win their DIVISION!!!
They do have lovely cheerleaders though

...and the Texans, well, nevermind

[Satin]

Lmao, I back my statements up with facts playa...who led the NFL in rushing last year? (not Chris- I need a new contract -Johnson).... lmmfao!

WU, there's no way I'm predicting 13-3 or any of that. I'm more realistic (they're still the Texans) & thinking more like 9-7 which can still get them in.

The Cowgirls? Dude, not only you need to stop drinking, you also need to stop smoking whatever it is you're smoking playa. Those knuckleheads will be lucky to win 7 games.

You boys need to start providing some hard facts, not some shit you just dreamed up...lol ( see my above post)....

DED, you freaking hater....

[Guest082824]

Aaron Rodgers is SICK...

Glad he's on two of my Fantasy teams