From Houston with luv

[phildo]

Decisions and derisons based on limited exposure both virtual and geographic are right in line with a guy named Custer, who showed up with his mouth open and his drawers down, and we all know what happened to him.

There's people like DH with no reviews and people like PrettyFuckingMarvelous with no reviews. If I were standing in a new sandwich joint with no yelp to help I know for a fact I'd go with something strange instead of white bread and baloney....ijs

click on that best review ever in his sig line. Spoiler alert: have nothing liquid in your mouth when you start. It might, like something else gone very wrong, come out of your nose. Literature is always worth a referral!

[eccienewbie]

Originally Posted by phildo

There's people like DH with no reviews....

WTF????

DH has written the greatest review in the history of evAr. As such, he has naturally shied away from subsequent efforts because he knows they would be anti-climatic.

He is also filled with luv. Who can fault him for sharing that luv?

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Pssst....I'm sure you have your "quality reasons", but no reviews is no reviews...ijs

Darn, in Upset NY. One mods told us Whores do not want reviews, skinny or fat.

Now I'm in disagreement with a skinny whore to do a review of her cooking and well ahhhhhhh other skills.

Can you tell me if I should or not review the the skinny Upset NY whore. she is a good cook.

[Guest092216]

but but but I already thanked deary for his free threAD about the Dallas Skinny Whore Community. Its just that now I'm wondering about the double-standard on reviews from phildo.

He has been pretty vocal about how hobbyists who post should write reviews of providers (not lubing up on their own johnson and scaring the shit of the family dog with gradiose accounts of Woody Allen's Everything you always wanted to know about sex (but were afraid to ask)** cumshots - without the sex or msog Lmao!).

I don't remember exactly where or how many times phildo has posted about his opinion on hobbyists who don't do reviews, so I just grabbed the first two from the most recent review debate thread:

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...8&postcount=13

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...3&postcount=16

Point being, the shit's getting pretty deep in here fellas.....ijs.

PS: Deary, although I appreciate your attempt at giving back in the spirit of Shitmas, would you mind moving your crusty-brown mistletoe a little to the east since you are probably posting from the lovely town of beaumont anyway? Thanks

** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djQ7...e_gdata_player

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Darn, in Upset NY. One mods told us Whores do not want reviews, skinny or fat.

Now I'm in disagreement with a skinny whore to do a review of her cooking and well ahhhhhhh other skills.

Can you tell me if I should or not review the the skinny Upset NY whore. she is a good cook.

Ask phildo

[eccienewbie]

Ah, the reverse whip is now in play.

And luv is in the air.

[phildo]

Originally Posted by eccienewbie

WTF????

DH has written the greatest review in the history of evAr. As such, he has naturally shied away from subsequent efforts because he knows they would be anti-climatic.

He is also filled with luv. Who can fault him for sharing that luv?

I mentioned that his greatest review ever was worth the read and might cause snot or an adult beverage or any liquid substance to shoot out of one's nose if caution were not taken. However it was not accepted so he has a big fat 0 for reviews. Like any person of the arteesteek temperament once denied, no more.

My point was that his luv was generously shared yet our own crucified him. Truly in keeping more with the upcoming annual religious landmark than the one most recently passed. Ah well....

[phildo]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

but but but I already thanked deary for his free threAD about the Dallas Skinny Whore Community. Its just that now I'm wondering about the double-standard on reviews from phildo.

Point being, the shit's getting pretty deep in here fellas.....ijs.

PS: Deary, although I appreciate your attempt at giving back in the spirit of Shitmas, would you mind moving your crusty-brown mistletoe a little to the east since you are probably posting from the lovely town of beaumont anyway? Thanks

Like I said about virtual and natural geography, there are things of which you have no knowledge, about which ignorance of them is your salvation from the dark side. Shit be only ankle deep in Coed, where there's a overflow drain for protection. Know that and be glad.

[eccienewbie]

Originally Posted by phildo

I mentioned that his greatest review ever was worth the read

I missed that.

I must've been blinded by all the luv.

Who can fault me for that?

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by phildo

Like I said about virtual and natural geography, there are things of which you have no knowledge, about which ignorance of them is your salvation from the dark side. Shit be only ankle deep in Coed, where there's a overflow drain for protection. Know that and be glad.

...aren't you forgetting about the first rule?

And if I couldn't deal with handling shit then I would be a Cinderella, not a hooker - remember? Shit-handling comes with the job.

[phildo]

Not I! Blinded By the Luv...now there's an Eighties slop ballad just waiting to be written some 3 decades late. Maybe when Bolton stops selling Honda Christmas cards we can get DH to double the vocals with him, we get THN to dance mostly nekid proving she's not just another Dallas fatty to take umbrage with the skinny ho language and the luv will cum full circle. And if I might add, cum correctly!

[phildo]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Ask phildo

Phildo says, quite rightly, that in Dallas Coed many is the Ho who maintains her presence in the press while quietly chiding her guests to remain mute as cumquats lest they be known to have a no review policy and thence be denied their showcases and advertising.

One could always review the cooking in the sandbox. However I would never cook in something cats shit in, but that's another thread. If a skinny ho says no review, well by all means tell a modtard who, for a fucking, will remain oblivious and keep her showcase up, solving nothing. Or review her as a skinny ho, only on the fat side, who cooks OK but needs to brush up on her drooly BBBJ, thereby starting a shitstorm of drama and probably a pretty decent thread full of responses, counter responses, WK's, haters, Mods and who you calling sorta fat posts. Yeah do that. That's what I'd do, anyway.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

I wrote the best review ever written and did not receive credit for it........

Emily Dickinson and Edgar Allen Poe weren't fully appreciated until after they died... one day they will see.

Originally Posted by DickEmDown

Heh...ijs

no shit.

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Skinny or fat, the last place a whore should advertise for Houston is ECCIE. Their forum is the epitomy of bullshit and fcuktardary.

Any lady who wishes to visit H-town is better off winging it at a few choice spots in town. The only thing advertising on the board will likely bring you is your time and money being fcuked with by an entitled bunch of cock-holsters who think they run the world bc they figured out how to play a hooker board for grins.

Sorry, had to be perfectly honest on that one. Eccie-Houston is beyond absurd. It's the Washington DC of Hobbyville.

funny, I do just fine, and alot of visiting ladies do also... perhaps the Houston board is not why you didn't enjoy your visit.. just a thought.

Originally Posted by boardman

This thread is Fucking Awesome....Like me!

[dearhunter]

Leave it to the fat Dallas whore to suck up all the oxygen in the room meant for the skinny whores.

[DarthDVader]

Did the big fat gut prophet (just quoting from his autobiography) blinded you EN? ...
This cultish Koresh like prophets are so full of shit ... comes from a shithole, so figure that out ...

Originally Posted by eccienewbie

I missed that.

I must've been blinded by all the luv.

Who can fault me for that?