awwwww where to start, where to start.....
- if you use the restroom, make an effort flush after you use it. Be courteous to your coworkers and flush. If you initiated the apocalypse in stall # 3, please make an effort to not leave it behind for me. I know its nasty, people do it all the time, and according to one of my female co-workers, chicks do it to!
-if your a video game company and you make a game, don't continuously release several editions or versions of the same game with minor updates or cheap dlc, Capcom - Street Fighter 4 and Marvel vs Capcom 3, Tecmo - Dead or Alive (how many freaking alternate costumes can you or should you push out?). If a company's going to make a game, actually finish it and fill it with as much content as you can, don't try to be cheap and pass off unlockable content that would have fit in the game as stuff we have to pay extra for.
-providers, if we're going to do back door play, please make sure to thoroughly clean out the
Void (Starfish, Back-door, equator, rectum) before the start of the session. I'm not in the mood to encounter a mud-slide while I'm mining out in the back. I'm not naming names, so don't come at me with drama.
-don't bring children to an R-Rated movie, crying kids or over-hearing a middle-aged lady tell her teenage boys to close their eyes during Dredd or The Devil Inside was a dafuq moment for me and my friends when we saw them and other movies like them.
-girls, if your going to take pictures of yourself or someone's going to take a picture of you, don't do a duck-face, its a shitty move and unfortunately even one of my cousins whose a guy did it during Christmas a few years back. If you're a guy and you do duck face, you're a douche.
-ladies, if you go to the gym, don't wear makeup. Seriously, why would you wear makeup when you're about to sweat it all off.
I'm sure there are more....I'll just have to think about it.
