Worst Date EVER...

[Rockydoc]

Ginger, you are lucky you got out of there. Reminds me o a story a long retired member of this site related to me. She saw a client, stated he was a Dr in Memphis. She says he must of slipped her something like the date rape drug. She does not remember anything of the encounter but was sure there was BB sex involved. She was pretty traumatized over the whole thing.

Worst encounter I had was the girl that had me sit in her living room a few minutes while she got rid of some guy she owed some money to that was sitting in another chair in the living room. After that we retired to the bedroom where she put her baby in the crib for a nap while her little shit dog was running around the room the whole time. That was long before ASPD. Could have been worse, she was hot, the baby stayed asleep, no one else dropped by and the dog never made it into the bed, but it had disaster all over it at first.

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by notequiteatroll

damn. i'd like something to come out my dick again but not that. jesus mb. somebody needs to write a book or a blog.

It forced me to stop this for about a year...but after I got over the fear of bleeding cocks I was fine again

[Iridemhard]

My turn to tell a story! I had seen this provider twice before and i kinda got to thinking she had a pill and a drinking problem. She seemed ok those times i saw her so i went in for a third time. The third time i was at her incall i could immediatley tell she wasnt right. Her speech was slured and she was walking funny. I didnt feel comfortable so i told her several times i would come back another day. She told me she was fine and grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me into her room and told me to stay a bit. She layed on the bed half naked and asked if i could join her. I once again told her i was leaving and at that point she got out of the bed and slammed me hard up against her dresser. When i say hard, i mean HARD. She told me i wasnt going anywhere. She quickly got on her knees and yanked my pants down, grabbed my legs, and began a BJ. Id be lying if i said i wasnt terrified at this point. Of course, my dick didnt get the memo about being scared. She then reached for my butt cheeks with both hands and dug her nails in while she deepthroated me like ive never been deepthroated before. This lasted less than a minute and i almost blew my load. She then stops, jumps on the bed with her head hanging off the bed and yells at me to throat fuck her. Im terrified but i kinda do it. She gets up after about 10 seconds and yells at me, "dont you know what your doing"? She sits on the floor and tells me to wrap her hair around my hand and throat fuck her again. I halfway do it again. This goes on another 30 seconds or so and she stops all the sudden, literally pushes me away and gets in bed. She gets under the covers and looks at me and im frozen cause im so screwed up at what just happend. She tells me, "you know i died the other night? I feel like i could die right now." She rolls over and falls fast asleep. Im kinda panicking because of what she just said and thinking what ever substance she is on has just killed her. She starts snoring so i put my pants on and just say, "uh, ok see ya. Good night." The only response i got was her snoring. That experience scared the shit outta me, but def a good blowjob.

[peter north77]

Lmao.damn...Iridemhard I've had my share of space cadets,but none that bad.

[Sweet Casey]

Originally Posted by Iridemhard

My turn to tell a story! I had seen this provider twice before and i kinda got to thinking she had a pill and a drinking problem. She seemed ok those times i saw her so i went in for a third time. The third time i was at her incall i could immediatley tell she wasnt right. Her speech was slured and she was walking funny. I didnt feel comfortable so i told her several times i would come back another day. She told me she was fine and grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me into her room and told me to stay a bit. She layed on the bed half naked and asked if i could join her. I once again told her i was leaving and at that point she got out of the bed and slammed me hard up against her dresser. When i say hard, i mean HARD. She told me i wasnt going anywhere. She quickly got on her knees and yanked my pants down, grabbed my legs, and began a BJ. Id be lying if i said i wasnt terrified at this point. Of course, my dick didnt get the memo about being scared. She then reached for my butt cheeks with both hands and dug her nails in while she deepthroated me like ive never been deepthroated before. This lasted less than a minute and i almost blew my load. She then stops, jumps on the bed with her head hanging off the bed and yells at me to throat fuck her. Im terrified but i kinda do it. She gets up after about 10 seconds and yells at me, "dont you know what your doing"? She sits on the floor and tells me to wrap her hair around my hand and throat fuck her again. I halfway do it again. This goes on another 30 seconds or so and she stops all the sudden, literally pushes me away and gets in bed. She gets under the covers and looks at me and im frozen cause im so screwed up at what just happend. She tells me, "you know i died the other night? I feel like i could die right now." She rolls over and falls fast asleep. Im kinda panicking because of what she just said and thinking what ever substance she is on has just killed her. She starts snoring so i put my pants on and just say, "uh, ok see ya. Good night." The only response i got was her snoring. That experience scared the shit outta me, but def a good blowjob.

I have tears running down my face that is hilarious. Its like a skit from an xrated Saturday Night Live!!!!

[Sweet Casey]

Originally Posted by MaryBeth

Can't really describe my worse date ever because he's a member of this site and gets pretty touchy and in his feelings about things. So my 2nd worse date:

A simple FBSM ending with a handy, well everything was alright nothing too weird or anything. Then he comes the handy. Instead of cuming the guy shot out bright red blood from his dick. It got all over my boobs, my HOTEL bed, and my hands. I thought I killed the man! He just shrugged it off like it wasn't nothing and grabbed his dick like a water hose to try to stop the heavy flow of blood. He said "Sometimes that happens" all I could think was that he needed to go see a doctor because blood ain't suppose to flow out of dick like that.

To make things worse, he gets up and goes into the bathroom and uses the clean WHITE towels to clean himself up. Then jumped in the shower. I was horrified! I washed up in the sink best I could, waited for him to leave, then I bolted. The room looked like a murder scene from Law & Order. Blood everywhere!

So lucky the room wasn't in my real name or real information. I never went back to that hotel out of fear that they would have my photo behind the desk or something.

MB that is horribly funny.

[BabyDallass]

Wtf!?! It's true!! Men have periods too!! Lol I always knew it

[mwise]

MB, I would be glad you weren't doing a BBBJNQNS!!!

[Danielle Reid]

OH MY FUCKING GOD! If it were a BBBJNQNS and he shot blood in my mouth I probably would've just rolled over and died right then and there. God this is why I pulled it out a little right before he cums to make sure he isn't having his man period in my mouth 😒 oh the horror!!!

[Worldtravler]

I can't imagine what could be any worse than that MB.

[JJWson]

I'm going to try my hand at a terrible story.

About 10 years ago early in my days of learning about the world of "pay for play" I met with a crazy situation. After a night of drinking with buddies I came home alone with no success from the bar. I decided to call up some service. Back then there was little to no action on backpage or cityvibe, and I didn't even know about ECCIE or some other sites, so I resorted to an escort service. That night I found myself with the "loneliest of hearts" (don't lie some of you have gone that route too). Well during my intoxicated call with the madame I must have mentioned that I was partying, or liked to party, or needed a party, something about partying, because the gaunt, pale, near geriatric hooker that showed up had a bag full of adult party favors that she offered me to purchase. I quickly declined and let her know I was only interested in sex. Her response "You mean you only want to FUCK?" She agreed to just fuck but before we started she locked herself in my bathroom. I started to smell an unusual odor coming from the bathroom. I yelled "Bitch, are you smoking crackrocks in my bathroom?" As quick as I could, I got her out of the bathroom and out of the house. The next morning I woke to find the bitch had stolen my wallet from my night stand. I quickly started calling and getting online to cancel all my accounts. Through the night she had run up about $400 at gas stations and wal-marts in central AR. I spent the next week getting new cards in, a month settling fraud charges, and two weeks to get a new drivers license. Credit card companies make you have a police report in the event of a stolen wallet for fraud protection claims. Try explaining that; "Well you see officer after I refused to buy the drugs from the hooker I paid to come fuck me she stole my wallet". Not what I said! Looking back the whole thing is pretty funny and has led to a running joke with me and my friends. Anytime we see a girl acting crazy or we ourselves are getting too crazy we just yell "Bitch are you smoking crackrocks in my bathroom"

[Danielle Reid]

Originally Posted by Worldtravler

I can't imagine what could be any worse than that MB.

Now I'm all freaked out all over again

[willro]

I had mentioned this a few weeks ago in the men's area of the board, but here is a horrible review of an escort that I read on another board. Not my experience, thankfully, but it fits with this thread. Happened to some poor bastard in Memphis.

"Don't waste your time on this one. Called to set something up, met at her notel. When I got there her boyfriend was still there. He left but the dog stayed and pissed on my jacket. Then the sob shit in the floor on my clothes. Room was nasty as hell. CBJ and CFS wasn't good and she needs to wash that ass and learn how to take care of a man."

I think it's safe to say that you didn't have a good experience if you leave with dog piss and shit on your clothes.