Words written on Donald [D]ump’s Tombstone

[Lucas McCain]

Originally Posted by ManSlut

Hey Satan, it’s hot UITB!

Someone needs to tell Satan, “Not a good idea to stiff the HVAC Contractors!”

I rarely do it on this board, but that actually made me laugh out loud.

[eccieuser9500]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

I rarely do it on this board, but that actually made me laugh out loud.

I can't believe this is still going.

On the tombstone:

BORN A LOSER


DIED A LOSER

[eccieuser9500]

Originally Posted by txdot-guy

Here lies the body of Donald J. Trump
His lawyer agreed to bury him in secret
so that his body don't get violated
Then he failed to pay his Lawyers
Ooopsie, My Bad.

You're good at this. I hope this goes for an eternity. Like the great threads.

[txdot-guy]

Someone actually created a fake tombstone and placed it in central park a number of years ago.


Make America Hate Again.

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/tr...al-park-460103

[eyecu2]

Originally Posted by txdot-guy

Someone actually created a fake tombstone and placed it in central park a number of years ago.


Make America Hate Again.

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/tr...al-park-460103

It's missing all the piss from both humans and dogs that would be taken to relieve themselves on it. But the tagline is absolutely correct. I wonder if they have a tombstone that has a toilet paper holder on the side. That seems to be an obvious miss there.

[eyecu2]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

"I was never BANNED on ECCIE"


bahhaaaa

- that aged well

[eccieuser9500]

Originally Posted by eyecu2

It's missing all the piss from both humans and dogs that would be taken to relieve themselves on it. But the tagline is absolutely correct. I wonder if they have a tombstone that has a toilet paper holder on the side. That seems to be an obvious miss there.

On the tombstone:

Crony Capitalism: Trickle down turned into tinkle on

[Yssup Rider]

Here lies Donald Trump.

The rest is immaterial.

Just so the number on the stone ends in 2024.

[Why_Yes_I_Do]

Got a porn star actress to pay him $632,000

[eccieuser9500]

On the tombstone:

Claimed to be a billionaire

Couldn't even get 200 mil to bond out

Born a liar, died a liar

[txdot-guy]

Donald J Trump
1946 - 20XX
Biggest funeral EVER!
This time it’s true
Everybody is glad I’m dead.

[txdot-guy]

Originally Posted by Why_Yes_I_Do

Got a porn star actress to pay him $632,000

Does that make him the highest paid whore ever? BIGLY!

[eccieuser9500]

On the tombstone:

FINALLY

PAYING HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY

[txdot-guy]

Star of his own reality show
WORLDS BIGGEST LOSER

[winn dixie]

Unanimous convicted felon