Supremes block Texas anti-abortion law!

[Rey Lengua]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

And lets continue this thought out to conclusion, why are they illegal......... because the government is controlling the people with their mandates. So in a nutshell the statement that denying a woman the right to terminate her baby is in fact control and so is telling the woman what she can and cant do with he body. This is not something new, the government controls what we can and cant do with our bodies as we have both demonstrated so that argument is mute.

That's never stopped woomby and shammy from jerking off over Shrillary's or Nattering Nancy pug-ugli's pictures or "abusing" themselves with all those facials at all those bukakke parties they put on.

[shanm]

Originally Posted by Rey Lengua

That's never stopped woomby and shammy from jerking off over Shrillary's or Nattering Nancy pug-ugli's pictures or "abusing" themselves with all those facials at all those bukakke parties they put on.

Do you want to suck my dick?

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

Ewww you are a nasty fucker, my sister has been dead for 6 years. But hey if she gives it up go for it. I am teaching our daughter ATM, so far the fecal flakes from her butthole don't seem to bother her much, she told me her dad taught her that it was good for you........ who knew right

Before you bust a nut over a typo that's "your daughter" not "our daughter". Typos can be fun so Ill give you that one in advance.

[shanm]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

Before you bust a nut over a typo that's "your daughter" not "our daughter". Typos can be fun so Ill give you that one in advance.

That typo tho.......epic.

[Rey Lengua]

Originally Posted by shanm

Do you want to suck my dick?

How many times do you have to be reminded that I don't swing that way like you, woomby and assup . Maybe you can get woomby to blow you once in a while if you would bathe and paint your microscopic pecker jalapeno green ! He's always going on about jalapeno dicks and how he want's to suck one. So have you and woomby decided on who will wear the wedding dress at your nuptials ? Will the frosting on the cake be white "cream" or "fudge" brown ? Or some of both on that penis shaped fag delight ?

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by shanm

That typo tho.......epic.

LOL yes it was a classic.

[shanm]

Originally Posted by Rey Lengua

How many times do you have to be reminded that I don't swing that way like you, woomby and assup....

You didn't answer the question.....

[Rey Lengua]

Originally Posted by shanm

You didn't answer the question.....

Not just NO but HELL NO ! That's woomby's "possession" now that you two are "engaged" ! As HIM for a blow job ! He'll be right on that !

[WombRaider]

Originally Posted by Rey Lengua

Not just NO but HELL NO ! That's woomby's "possession" now that you two are "engaged" ! As HIM for a blow job ! He'll be right on that !

If you don't want to suck his dick, why is dudes sucking other dudes' dicks all that you talk about? You go ON and ON about gloryholes and cock and sucking and frosting and gay marriage. Dude, YOU'RE gay. You may never admit it and I'm sure you've buried it way down deep inside, like you wish a dude would do to your ass, but that's the truth. Don't you ever wonder why you go on and on about gay shit all the time?

[Rey Lengua]

Originally Posted by WombRaider

If you don't want to suck his dick, why is dudes sucking other dudes' dicks all that you talk about? You go ON and ON about gloryholes and cock and sucking and frosting and gay marriage. Dude, YOU'RE gay. You may never admit it and I'm sure you've buried it way down deep inside, like you wish a dude would do to your ass, but that's the truth. Don't you ever wonder why you go on and on about gay shit all the time?

I go on about you lying liberal swishy walkers for your militant attacks on people with morals and those that oppose your lifestyle for religious reasons. Why does the truth about your lifestyle being out in the open on a hooker board, of all places, bother you so much ? And if you all are going to be "out and proud ", then it shouldn't bother you that someone uses the graphic, in-your-face methods that you liberals do to try to scream down anyone that doesn't goose step to your agenda and philosophies, to describe the behavior that you are so proud of. I'll keep shining the light on your hypocrisy and uncouth ways for as long as you all keep them out in the open. Where's your pride woomby / undercunt / rusty balloon knot / wanna-be jalapeno sucker ? Guess you'll be displaying your rainbow flag tomorrow as well ?

[WombRaider]

Originally Posted by Rey Lengua

I go on about you lying liberal swishy walkers for your militant attacks on people with morals and those that oppose your lifestyle for religious reasons. Why does the truth about your lifestyle being out in the open on a hooker board, of all places, bother you so much ? And if you all are going to be "out and proud ", then it shouldn't bother you that someone uses the graphic, in-your-face methods that you liberals do to try to scream down anyone that doesn't goose step to your agenda and philosophies, to describe the behavior that you are so proud of. I'll keep shining the light on your hypocrisy and uncouth ways for as long as you all keep them out in the open. Where's your pride woomby / undercunt / rusty balloon knot / wanna-be jalapeno sucker ? Guess you'll be displaying your rainbow flag tomorrow as well ?

I'm not gay, you worthless retard. If it were the truth, it wouldn't bother me, but it's not. And the fact that you think all gay people are flag-waving, flamboyant queens is just one more reason why you're a fucking knuckle-dragging shiteater.

Now, you're claiming to be religious? Get the fuck out of here. You need to shine the light on your homosexuality. It's way down there.

[Rey Lengua]

Originally Posted by WombRaider

I'm not gay, you worthless retard. If it were the truth, it wouldn't bother me, but it's not. And the fact that you think all gay people are flag-waving, flamboyant queens is just one more reason why you're a fucking knuckle-dragging shiteater.

Now, you're claiming to be religious? Get the fuck out of here. You need to shine the light on your homosexuality. It's way down there.

I made NO claim to being religious you flaming glory hole manning lying liberal. Once AGAIN you WRONGLY inferred something in a post that wasn't there. But that's so like you, ya cocksucker !

[WombRaider]

Originally Posted by Rey Lengua

I go on about you lying liberal swishy walkers for your militant attacks on people with morals and those that oppose your lifestyle for religious reasons. Why does the truth about your lifestyle being out in the open on a hooker board, of all places, bother you so much ? And if you all are going to be "out and proud ", then it shouldn't bother you that someone uses the graphic, in-your-face methods that you liberals do to try to scream down anyone that doesn't goose step to your agenda and philosophies, to describe the behavior that you are so proud of. I'll keep shining the light on your hypocrisy and uncouth ways for as long as you all keep them out in the open. Where's your pride woomby / undercunt / rusty balloon knot / wanna-be jalapeno sucker ? Guess you'll be displaying your rainbow flag tomorrow as well ?

Originally Posted by Rey Lengua

I made NO claim to being religious you flaming glory hole manning lying liberal. Once AGAIN you WRONGLY inferred something in a post that wasn't there. But that's so like you, ya cocksucker !

So you're not religious, you just speak for them? Your idea of speaking up for these religious people, is to come on a hooker board and have every single post you make be about sucking guy's dicks through a hole in a fucking wall? Get the fuck out of here, you fucking retard. You're done here.

Question: did your parents have any children that lived?

[pyramider]

Carlin says it best ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvF1Q3UidWM


Why, why, why, why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place, huh? Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re pre-born, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.

Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach “military age”. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it?They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women.They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.

Pro-life… You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterus’s, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do. And, you won’t see a lot of these pro-life people dousing themselves in kerosene and lighting themselves on fire. You know, morally committed religious people in South Vietnam knew how to stage a goddamn demonstration, didn’t they?! They knew how to put on a fucking protest. Light yourself on FIRE!! C’mon, you moral crusaders, let’s see a little smoke. To match that fire in your belly.

Here’s another question I have: how come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we’re better than chickens… See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cuz chickens are decent people. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn’t happen. ‘Cuz chickens are decent people.

But let’s get back to this abortion shit. Now, is a fetus a human being? This seems to be the central question. Well, if a fetus is a human being, how come the census doesn’t count them? If a fetus is a human being, how come when there’s a miscarriage they don’t have a funeral? If a fetus is a human being, how come people say “we have two children and one on the way” instead of saying “we have three children?” People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it’s a continuous process. Continuous, just keeps rolling along. Rolling, rolling, rolling along.

And say you know something? Listen, you can go back further than that. What about the carbon atoms? Hah? Human life could not exist without carbon. So is it just possible that maybe we shouldn’t be burning all this coal? Just looking for a little consistency here in these anti-abortion arguments. See the really hardcore people will tell you life begins at fertilization. Fertilization, when the sperm fertilizes the egg. Which is usually a few moments after the man says “Gee, honey, I was going to pull out but the phone rang and it startled me.”

But even after the egg is fertilized, it’s still six or seven days before it reaches the uterus and pregnancy begins, and not every egg makes it that far. Eighty percent of a woman’s fertilized eggs are rinsed and flushed out of her body once a month during those delightful few days she has. They wind up on sanitary napkins, and yet they are fertilized eggs. So basically what these anti-abortion people are telling us is that any woman who’s had more than more than one period is a serial killer! Consistency. Consistency. Hey, hey, if they really want to get serious, what about all the sperm that are wasted when the state executes a condemned man, one of these pro-life guys who’s watching cums in his pants, huh? Here’s a guy standing over there with his jockey shorts full of little Vinnies and Debbies, and nobody’s saying a word to the guy. Not every ejaculation deserves a name.

Now, speaking of consistency, Catholics, which I was until I reached the age of reason, Catholics and other Christians are against abortions, and they’re against homosexuals. Well who has less abortions than homosexuals?! Leave these fucking people alone, for Christ sakes! Here is an entire class of people guaranteed never to have an abortion! And the Catholics and Christians are just tossing them aside! You’d think they’d make natural allies. Go look for consistency in religion. And speaking of my friends the Catholics, when John Cardinal O’Connor of New York and some of these other Cardinals and Bishops have experienced their first pregnancies and their first labor pains and they’ve raised a couple of children on minimum wage, then I’ll be glad to hear what they have to say about abortion. I’m sure it’ll be interesting. Enlightening, too. But, in the meantime what they ought to be doing is telling these priests who took a vow of chastity to keep their hands off the altar boys! Keep your hands to yourself, Father! You know? When Jesus said “Suffer the little children come unto me”, that’s not what he was talking about!

So you know what I tell these anti-abortion people? I say “Hey. Hey. If you think a fetus is more important that a woman, try getting a fetus to wash the shit stains out of your underwear. For no pay and no pension.” I tell them “Think of an abortion as term limits. That’s all it is. Biological term limits.

But you know, the longer you listen to this abortion debate, the more you hear this phrase “sanctity of life”. You’ve heard that. Sanctity of life. You believe in it? Personally, I think it’s a bunch of shit. Well, I mean, life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death. Has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Christians all taking turns killing each other ‘cuz God told them it was a good idea. The sword of God, the blood of the land, vengeance is mine. Millions of dead motherfuckers. Millions of dead motherfuckers all because they gave the wrong answer to the God question. “You believe in God?” “No.” *Pdoom*. Dead. “You believe in God?” “Yes.” “You believe in my God? “No.” *Poom*. Dead. “My God has a bigger dick than your God!” Thousands of years. Thousands of years, and all the best wars, too. The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious hatred. Which is fine with me. Hey, any time a bunch of holy people want to kill each other I’m a happy guy.

But don’t be giving me all this shit about the sanctity of life. I mean, even if there were such a thing, I don’t think it’s something you can blame on God. No, you know where the sanctity of life came from? We made it up. You know why? ‘Cuz we’re alive. Self-interest. Living people have a strong interest in promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred. You don’t see Abbott and Costello running around, talking about this shit, do you? We’re not hearing a whole lot from Mussolini on the subject. What’s the latest from JFK? Not a goddamn thing. ‘Cuz JFK, Mussolini and Abbott and Costello are fucking dead. They’re fucking dead. And dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life. Only living people care about it so the whole thing grows out of a completely biased point of view. It’s a self serving, man-made bullshit story.

It’s one of these things we tell ourselves so we’ll feel noble. Life is sacred. Makes you feel noble. Well let me ask you this: if everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die, where does the sacred part come in? I’m having trouble with that. ‘Cuz, I mean, even with all this stuff we preach about the sanctity of life, we don’t practice it. We don’t practice it. Look at what we’d kill: Mosquitoes and flies. ‘Cuz they’re pests. Lions and tigers. ‘Cuz it’s fun! Chickens and pigs. ‘Cuz we’re hungry. Pheasants and quails. ‘Cuz it’s fun. And we’re hungry. And people. We kill people… ‘Cuz they’re pests. And it’s fun!

And you might have noticed something else. The sanctity of life doesn’t seem to apply to cancer cells, does it? You rarely see a bumper sticker that says “Save the tumors.”. Or “I brake for advanced melanoma.”. No, viruses, mold, mildew, maggots, fungus, weeds, E. Coli bacteria, the crabs. Nothing sacred about those things. So at best the sanctity of life is kind of a selective thing. We get to choose which forms of life we feel are sacred, and we get to kill the rest. Pretty neat deal, huh? You know how we got it? We made the whole fucking thing up! Made it up! The same way… Thank you.

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Carlin says it best ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvF1Q3UidWM


Why, why, why, why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place, huh? Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re pre-born, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.

Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach “military age”. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it?They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women.They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.

Pro-life… You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterus’s, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do. And, you won’t see a lot of these pro-life people dousing themselves in kerosene and lighting themselves on fire. You know, morally committed religious people in South Vietnam knew how to stage a goddamn demonstration, didn’t they?! They knew how to put on a fucking protest. Light yourself on FIRE!! C’mon, you moral crusaders, let’s see a little smoke. To match that fire in your belly.

Here’s another question I have: how come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we’re better than chickens… See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cuz chickens are decent people. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn’t happen. ‘Cuz chickens are decent people.

But let’s get back to this abortion shit. Now, is a fetus a human being? This seems to be the central question. Well, if a fetus is a human being, how come the census doesn’t count them? If a fetus is a human being, how come when there’s a miscarriage they don’t have a funeral? If a fetus is a human being, how come people say “we have two children and one on the way” instead of saying “we have three children?” People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it’s a continuous process. Continuous, just keeps rolling along. Rolling, rolling, rolling along.

And say you know something? Listen, you can go back further than that. What about the carbon atoms? Hah? Human life could not exist without carbon. So is it just possible that maybe we shouldn’t be burning all this coal? Just looking for a little consistency here in these anti-abortion arguments. See the really hardcore people will tell you life begins at fertilization. Fertilization, when the sperm fertilizes the egg. Which is usually a few moments after the man says “Gee, honey, I was going to pull out but the phone rang and it startled me.”

But even after the egg is fertilized, it’s still six or seven days before it reaches the uterus and pregnancy begins, and not every egg makes it that far. Eighty percent of a woman’s fertilized eggs are rinsed and flushed out of her body once a month during those delightful few days she has. They wind up on sanitary napkins, and yet they are fertilized eggs. So basically what these anti-abortion people are telling us is that any woman who’s had more than more than one period is a serial killer! Consistency. Consistency. Hey, hey, if they really want to get serious, what about all the sperm that are wasted when the state executes a condemned man, one of these pro-life guys who’s watching cums in his pants, huh? Here’s a guy standing over there with his jockey shorts full of little Vinnies and Debbies, and nobody’s saying a word to the guy. Not every ejaculation deserves a name.

Now, speaking of consistency, Catholics, which I was until I reached the age of reason, Catholics and other Christians are against abortions, and they’re against homosexuals. Well who has less abortions than homosexuals?! Leave these fucking people alone, for Christ sakes! Here is an entire class of people guaranteed never to have an abortion! And the Catholics and Christians are just tossing them aside! You’d think they’d make natural allies. Go look for consistency in religion. And speaking of my friends the Catholics, when John Cardinal O’Connor of New York and some of these other Cardinals and Bishops have experienced their first pregnancies and their first labor pains and they’ve raised a couple of children on minimum wage, then I’ll be glad to hear what they have to say about abortion. I’m sure it’ll be interesting. Enlightening, too. But, in the meantime what they ought to be doing is telling these priests who took a vow of chastity to keep their hands off the altar boys! Keep your hands to yourself, Father! You know? When Jesus said “Suffer the little children come unto me”, that’s not what he was talking about!

So you know what I tell these anti-abortion people? I say “Hey. Hey. If you think a fetus is more important that a woman, try getting a fetus to wash the shit stains out of your underwear. For no pay and no pension.” I tell them “Think of an abortion as term limits. That’s all it is. Biological term limits.

But you know, the longer you listen to this abortion debate, the more you hear this phrase “sanctity of life”. You’ve heard that. Sanctity of life. You believe in it? Personally, I think it’s a bunch of shit. Well, I mean, life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death. Has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Christians all taking turns killing each other ‘cuz God told them it was a good idea. The sword of God, the blood of the land, vengeance is mine. Millions of dead motherfuckers. Millions of dead motherfuckers all because they gave the wrong answer to the God question. “You believe in God?” “No.” *Pdoom*. Dead. “You believe in God?” “Yes.” “You believe in my God? “No.” *Poom*. Dead. “My God has a bigger dick than your God!” Thousands of years. Thousands of years, and all the best wars, too. The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious hatred. Which is fine with me. Hey, any time a bunch of holy people want to kill each other I’m a happy guy.

But don’t be giving me all this shit about the sanctity of life. I mean, even if there were such a thing, I don’t think it’s something you can blame on God. No, you know where the sanctity of life came from? We made it up. You know why? ‘Cuz we’re alive. Self-interest. Living people have a strong interest in promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred. You don’t see Abbott and Costello running around, talking about this shit, do you? We’re not hearing a whole lot from Mussolini on the subject. What’s the latest from JFK? Not a goddamn thing. ‘Cuz JFK, Mussolini and Abbott and Costello are fucking dead. They’re fucking dead. And dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life. Only living people care about it so the whole thing grows out of a completely biased point of view. It’s a self serving, man-made bullshit story.

It’s one of these things we tell ourselves so we’ll feel noble. Life is sacred. Makes you feel noble. Well let me ask you this: if everything that ever lived is dead, and everything alive is gonna die, where does the sacred part come in? I’m having trouble with that. ‘Cuz, I mean, even with all this stuff we preach about the sanctity of life, we don’t practice it. We don’t practice it. Look at what we’d kill: Mosquitoes and flies. ‘Cuz they’re pests. Lions and tigers. ‘Cuz it’s fun! Chickens and pigs. ‘Cuz we’re hungry. Pheasants and quails. ‘Cuz it’s fun. And we’re hungry. And people. We kill people… ‘Cuz they’re pests. And it’s fun!

And you might have noticed something else. The sanctity of life doesn’t seem to apply to cancer cells, does it? You rarely see a bumper sticker that says “Save the tumors.”. Or “I brake for advanced melanoma.”. No, viruses, mold, mildew, maggots, fungus, weeds, E. Coli bacteria, the crabs. Nothing sacred about those things. So at best the sanctity of life is kind of a selective thing. We get to choose which forms of life we feel are sacred, and we get to kill the rest. Pretty neat deal, huh? You know how we got it? We made the whole fucking thing up! Made it up! The same way… Thank you.