Sex jokes aren't funny

[Laney Lixx]

There he goes again, making shit up.
Hey, dumbass! Why don't you go check out my showcase. There's another one on there just like it.



BC, I feel for you.
You're so pitiful.

[bc1969]

Originally Posted by sexyashef

They used to call me the Coochie Monster. Devouring delicious snatch on impact was what I was known for. I'm now thinking I should have spent more time examining her jar.

I thought it felt much fatter. A full-course meal for a very hungry man.

10-4 brother—-nice reply

[bc1969]

Originally Posted by Laney Lixx

There he goes again, making shit up.
Hey, dumbass! Why don't you go check out my showcase. There's another one on there just like it.



BC, I feel for you.
You're so pitiful.

C’mon Laney—-don’t be such a boohoo,,,that shit will heal with medicine

[Laney Lixx]

You just need someone to put it on you right and you wouldn't be so ornery all the time.

[sexyashef]

Man, she's the one to do it.

[bc1969]

Originally Posted by sexyashef

Man, she's the one to do it.

You may be right on,,both of you—-I can only get a bj every six weeks so to just keep my PA. It’s pathetic.

[Laney Lixx]

Think about every man you know who is grumpy and argumentative and hard to please... Are they gettin laid?

Look, just because you grow up and get a few wrinkles the male body does not stop producing semen. It does become less over time, but the only fellas I know who didn't produce cum at an older age had issues with their prostate or some form of testicular cancer in their history.
Well, it has to go somewhere. Unfortunately, not all fellas jack off 4 times a day for the rest of their lives, like some of you pervs. So where does it go?

My ex was 74 when he passed away last year. In the 15 years that we spent in and out of a relationship he struggled with many health problems. In fact, when I met him he had some serious ones already.
Diabetes and blood thinner medications definitely took their effect on his manhood. But he loved his blowjobs and I would love to give em, but the last couple of years he didn't like even showing his cock. During our threesomes he stopped playing and instead chose to just watch and direct.
Shit it doesn't matter if it's not as hard or can't make up it's mind either way,as long as it feels good.
The last couple of years of his life he was really down because he couldn't get hard at all anymore. I was recovering from a drug addiction and we weren't together so I didn't spend as much time with him and he didn't get my famous bjs as often. When I was around, I almost had to force him into playtime due to a depression that had set in with his impotence.
If I can say anything to you fellas that y'all actually listen to Let It Be this.

People age. Your dick will age. If you've always talked down to it don't be too surprised when it refuses to get up. And when it's having a rough day and not performing to your expectations, Don't Put It Down or call it names, especially in front of your playmate.
Because one day you're going to miss your friend. If you haven't cum to appreciate him by this time you are out of luck at that age. Remember, he's just as old as you are. Give him a break once in awhile. Maybe a night off from your hand would be nice. What could it hurt?
Just appreciate your dick because, trust me, when you lose the ability to fulfill your sexual desires, like my ex truly believed, what's their to live for???

[bc1969]

Amen^^^,I going to call my dick tomorrow and set a meeting,,,I’ve had it with him just sticking to my leg all day and being pissy about it—my dick is going to have to change or I’m gonna not play with him anymore.

[pyramider]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?





Lick-a-lotta-puss.

[Laney Lixx]

Originally Posted by bc1969

Amen^^^,I going to call my dick tomorrow and set a meeting,,,I’ve had it with him just sticking to my leg all day and being pissy about it—my dick is going to have to change or I’m gonna not play with him anymore.

Yeah. BC, you might not get it. Either way, that shit's funny!!

[bc1969]

Originally Posted by bc1969

Yep, there it is folks,,,her most recent review—but he don’t recall that spread—-it’s fake pussy, very hard to screen.

Failed attempt at humor—sry

[HarryFL]