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10-23-2010, 03:57 PM
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Join Date: Jan 5, 2010
Location: Austin
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You know you are a hobbyist when...you refuse to go into Victoria's Secret with your wife because the sales clerk may recognize you from the day before when you bought gift certificates with cash.
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10-23-2010, 04:28 PM
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You know you're a hobbyist when... you're eating at a restaurant and your friends make a comment about the super hot girl sitting on the table behind us and you can't tell them that she fucked your brains out a couple of months ago.
Yes, this happened. 
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10-23-2010, 08:02 PM
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You know you're a provider when....
Your civie gal pal tells you all the sexy, sordid details of a recent one night stand with a hot stranger in a bar, you go off on her!
Why? Because she didn't check his refs.
"Jesus Christ, Jane! You knew nothing about that guy! Why would you invite him back to your place??? I bet you didn't even use the two-call system. "
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10-25-2010, 04:15 PM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Mar 29, 2010
Location: TX
Posts: 58
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You work with someone whose last name is Tuma, and you can't stop giggling to yourself. True story.
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10-27-2010, 10:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 28, 2010
Location: Between Chicago and Atlanta
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When your wife talks to her friends about how bad you are, and has NO clue about how bad I really am!
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10-27-2010, 11:20 PM
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Clit Explorer
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Austin's Colony
Posts: 493
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You work with Domain Specific Languages with a chuckle...
It takes a minute after seeing a sign "The Rim Shack" to think car wheels...
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10-28-2010, 12:51 AM
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User ID: 9560
Join Date: Jan 18, 2010
Location: Wimberley, TX (Austin - San Antonio Metro Area)
Posts: 711
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When I am imagining what every guys's cock looks like and what it would feel like,while shopping at my local HEB - lol
xoxoxo,
Rosiedaie
www.rosiedaie.escort-site.com
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10-28-2010, 08:41 PM
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When you have fears of being introduced to someone and pausing to think of your real name!
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10-28-2010, 10:44 PM
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User ID: 5483
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Austin TX
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You know when your a provider
When you have like 5 different phone charger and car charger lol one of my friends phone go dead I just so happen to have a charger lol
also when your going through old Christmas cards there one for (Provider name) and (civi name)
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10-28-2010, 11:29 PM
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User ID: 2703
Join Date: Dec 16, 2009
Location: Austin
Posts: 605
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When one of my non hobby buddies cries on my shoulder and all I can think about is: "you need a vacation, take me on tour since you are going out of town to mourn anyway!"
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10-29-2010, 10:20 AM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Austin TX
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You know you are a hobbyist when you:
Mentally review your wife's performance and grade her TCB skills a 6.....
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10-29-2010, 10:41 AM
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Join Date: Apr 5, 2010
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You know you're a hobbyist when you... ask your wife for a BJ for the first time in several months, she says she's too tired, and you're not really that upset because you know you're getting one the next morning.
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10-29-2010, 02:03 PM
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User ID: 3105
Join Date: Dec 28, 2009
Location: Austin
Posts: 798
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When you think nothing of spending $237.46 at Walgreens. Until you realize that all you leave with is a variety of condoms, lube, saran wrap, lip balm, hand sanitizer and Airborne.
Damn buy-one-get-one-half-off condom sale.
True story.
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10-29-2010, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Central Austin
Posts: 5,493
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Your know:
When you're trying to decide which female provider to get for your S.O.'s b'day, AND you S.O. has already picked one.
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10-29-2010, 04:06 PM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Mar 29, 2010
Location: TX
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Originally Posted by Natalie Reign
When you think nothing of spending $237.46 at Walgreens. Until you realize that all you leave with is a variety of condoms, lube, saran wrap, lip balm, hand sanitizer and Airborne.
Damn buy-one-get-one-half-off condom sale.
True story.
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I'm not sure in this game you want a condom thats half off. Seems like you wanna keep that sucker all the way on. Call me obssesive if you will but I'm just saying.
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