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05-03-2015, 10:41 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen
Breaking News! You're gonna want to sit down, cause the following may come as a complete and total shocker to you, and maybe a couple others....
Some men actually view women as more than just an avenue to achieve an orgasm. Tough concept for some to comprehend, but I can understand why that is. Maybe some day you too will come to understand or experience that as well. I sure hope so, cause you're missing out, otherwise. While I like sex, I do realize, men are also great for opening jars! LOL. I kid I kid, we got gadgets for that these days. LOL.
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Really? You want to go there ... This is a SHMB. Buzz on with fresh batteries.
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05-04-2015, 09:38 AM
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Really? You want to go there ... This is a SHMB. Buzz on with fresh batteries.
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Sure....let's go there. You know it is and I know it is.
I do realize, some think the whole board is just a cave, but it's a glass house mostly, hon. Don't take it personal I responded as I did. Just clearing up any misconception that someone not as savvy as you mighta latched on to. :-)
And boys are better at opening jars, even if we do got gadgets. Something about having a fella do that for us.....what can I say? I love men! LOL. Too personal? '-)
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05-04-2015, 09:56 AM
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Join Date: Nov 18, 2013
Location: Northeast Indiana
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Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen
... And boys are better at opening jars, even if we do got gadgets. Something about having a fella do that for us.....what can I say? I love men! LOL. Too personal? '-)
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I hope someday I'm handy when you want a jar opened. I loves me some women, too. And I don't really care if it IS too personal.
Rock on!
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05-04-2015, 10:42 AM
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Oops, he answered already. Sorry. Well done OP!
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05-04-2015, 01:40 PM
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Is there some reason you can not help someone who needs a hand without expecting something in return? Why not tell her she is worth helping, and simply do so, with no strings attached?
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lol I thought the same thing when I read the OP's post.
it wouldn't take much to brighten someones day.. a gift card to the grocery store would help this way atleast she doesn't have to worry about her kids being fed for the next week.
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05-04-2015, 01:43 PM
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Oh boy!
well for starts...I can't imagine why this beautiful young woman would want an old reprobate like me for a boyfriend....she is in fact younger than my youngest daughter....nothing wrong with me....just being realistic!
So no....not looking to date her.....on the other hand, I'm a very fit and healthy middle aged guy and my libido is still going strong and ...just damn! This girl really gets me going!!! That round shapely ass....those big firm breasts...those big brown eye's....that sweet smile she gives me when I'm ordering coffee and we're just chatting!!!
And the comment about leading her into the hobby....I wasn't thinking about that at all!
Really she's just a beautiful every day girl you meet out in the work place who turns me on and... frankly...I had not thought past my simple desire to take her to bed...eat her pussy till she squeals and than fuck her brains out till she squeals some more! In fact the whole idea of offering her some needed cash in exchange for a couple of hours of hot sweaty sex was clearly driven by my "little head"
Bottom line I'm a horny guy whose probably become a bit jaded by having been able to purchase the attention of lots of hot young girls that look a lot like her in the hobby....
I have from time to time pondered whether or not having been a busy hobbiest since my wife passed away has ruined me when it comes to real world relationships with woman.
Frankly.....on a personal level I really like this girl...she's smart....hard working....friendly and has a good attitude about life...qualities that I often don't find in today's young people......and when I think about it...would not want to cause her trouble of any kind.....and the comment about offering her some help..."no strings attached" warrants serious consideration.
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this isn't the place for anyone to judge another person.
sounds like she is a young MILF who you want to bang. if you attempt to trade money for sex and it goes wrong prepare to never go to that place again and I hope you live in a town where everyone doesn't know each other. if that is the case then go for it.
I can easily see a situation where she tells a customer/coworker there what you did and they tell the boss and so on.. you don't want a rep for being creepy old guy so I would never go back there again
let us know how it works out.
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05-04-2015, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen
Sure....let's go there. You know it is and I know it is.
I do realize, some think the whole board is just a cave, but it's a glass house mostly, hon. Don't take it personal I responded as I did. Just clearing up any misconception that someone not as savvy as you mighta latched on to. :-)
And boys are better at opening jars, even if we do got gadgets. Something about having a fella do that for us.....what can I say? I love men! LOL. Too personal? '-)
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For a second I thought your avatar was the octopus pleasuring a woman painting from last night's Mad Men. Sadly it isn't. Carry on.
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05-04-2015, 05:07 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen
Sure....let's go there. You know it is and I know it is.
I do realize, some think the whole board is just a cave, but it's a glass house mostly, hon. Don't take it personal I responded as I did. Just clearing up any misconception that someone not as savvy as you mighta latched on to. :-)
And boys are better at opening jars, even if we do got gadgets. Something about having a fella do that for us.....what can I say? I love men! LOL. Too personal? '-)
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The OP posted his situation on a SHMB. What kind of responses would one reasonably expect? Is the OP looking for permission to engage the young MILF in a p4p? Yes, he was looking for someone to give him instructions on how to procede ... why else would he have posted anything? He already knew the gentlemanly thing to do, but he wants to boinck her.
Do you use rechargeable batteries in your little friends?
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05-05-2015, 06:48 PM
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SHMB jargon vs Qualifed
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Originally Posted by pyramider
The OP posted his situation on a SHMB. What kind of responses would one reasonably expect? Is the OP looking for permission to engage the young MILF in a p4p? Yes, he was looking for someone to give him instructions on how to procede ... why else would he have posted anything? He already knew the gentlemanly thing to do, but he wants to boinck her.
Do you use rechargeable batteries in your little friends?
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For the savvy SHMB folks:
Everyone ain't savvy. They see your words as hobby god truth or sumthin'. Your fault fellas treat women shabby. So what. Get over it already.
Batteries? None of your business.
For everyone else:
I realize that you probably know all the ins and outs in every situation you encounter, what's acceptable to all concerned, and what mind set might influence how another views things, and maybe even consider the fall out from any mis-perceived statement. You've most likely been spot on in how you interact with folks from every type of community and never misunderstood exactly what everyone's mind set ought to be concerning every diverse individual and situation out there. :-)
Possibly, because you have the gift of correct perception and viewed that kinda statement as some kinda acceptable jargon for the community the moment you got here, it might not mean everyone does. So, maybe a response that indicated all savvy gents who participate regularly, are actually savvy and know better than to say something of that nature in a public forum where everyone does not understand it's not A-OK to perceive women as you stated?
And, so what? Some seek affirmation. Doesn't mean they, or any other party concerned understands your true meaning in unqualified statements, even on a SHMB. Why did it bother you I clarified? I didn't mean to offend you, but not gonna apologize for clearing it up as I did. I do apologize if it caused ya some kinda angst though.
About the batteries; Come see for yourself. It's possible my answer might not be as you perceive it to be, because my communication skills aren't quite as everyone else's here, so I want ya to get a clear pic, or the actual truth. LOL. Oops....I said "truth", and on a SHMB no less. LOL
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05-05-2015, 07:28 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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Please show me one post where I treated a lady poorly. Good Luck with that ...
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05-05-2015, 08:16 PM
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Please show me one post where I treated a lady poorly. Good Luck with that ...
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Misperception.....kinda funny how it works. Huh?
I never said that ya did, hon. For that matter, the thought never crossed My mind that ya ever would, but I been watching you post obsessively about taint and ur tiny penis for a while now. Not everyone has.
Sorry to the OP for thread interruptis! Ya did a kewl thing! Don't tell anyone I said that though, this is a SHMB, after all.
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05-05-2015, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
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SHMB?
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05-05-2015, 09:07 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Silly Hooktard Message Board
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05-06-2015, 01:08 PM
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Man I'm curious about what the OP finally did hahaha don't keeps us in the dark man
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05-07-2015, 10:05 AM
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Returning to this thread with another thought:
Isn't there a whole catagory of Porn that involves inducing supposedly non-provider women to pgive sexual services, (on camera no less) by offering them ever increasing amounts of cash until they give in?
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