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Originally Posted by ChampagneSuperNova
I apologize that most people didn't find the post as hilarious as I did as wrote it (and as I read it now). These are probably the people who have a hard time believing the P4P world is little more than a shameless, selfish, indulgent fantasy. Oh well.
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I fully understood the comic intent of your original post, and found some of the views interesting, even where I felt the comic execution was maybe a little lacking. For example:
"The real me is a gassy, obnoxious, alcoholic, shallow, and self-absorbed little cunt. You know, the average 22 yr old American woman."
Perhaps a bit unnecessarily over-the-top, especially if you are not yourself a 22 year old woman.
And yes, anyone in the hobby with a sense of reality knows that when they meet with a 22 year old provider that they are paying for a fantasy. Anyone so delusional that they don't realize that must also be completely oblivious to the harsh reality that 22 year old women are generally repulsed by 40-50 year old, ham-fisted, pear-shaped, hairy-backed, couch potatoes who can only get sex by paying for it.
Should we really be shocked or surprised when one of these young ladies isn't actress enough to pull off that illusion? Nobody is that good an actress!
I'm at the gym 6 days a week and I work extraordinarily hard on my body, and while I spend as little time in the locker room as is absolutely necessary, I still have to unfortunately see these middle-aged guys walking around naked and it's appalling! It's a flab-alanche! And these are guys who actually workout at a gym! I don't even want to think about what the guys who don't workout look like. Seeing one of these guys naked for a 20-22 year old woman must be positively horrifying.
I think this explains why young providers often don't kiss, have limited menus, and are notorious for rushing their clients out the door.
Oh... we are still joking, right?