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10-17-2012, 08:00 PM
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10-17-2012, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Carl
OK, Laney, first off, every human being has an X chromosome. Women have two X's and men have one X and one Y. Get your facts straight.
Secondly, Laney, don't bring that weak twinkle-toes shit up in here. You can't touch THIS!
I AM THE MASTER OF DISASTER!
OPEN YOUR PHAT PIEHOLE AND KNEEL BEFORE THE MASTER, BEEE-YOTCH! POPPA HAS A HOT SWEET STICKY LOAD OF MAN-GOO WAITING TO COAT YOUR GULLET!
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Carl, you swore you would never post that video of me. You SWORE!!
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10-17-2012, 09:38 PM
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Technically, it's not a video, it's an animated .gif file.
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10-18-2012, 07:05 PM
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Ok...Mr. Smarty Pants (Carl)
A mi me gusta el chocolate.....
Leslielane1@live.com
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*Booked until October 30th.* Now accepting November pre-scheduled appointments.
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10-18-2012, 10:12 PM
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Siempre me gusta el té. Pero sin azúcar, nomás con lima.
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10-18-2012, 10:49 PM
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Con lima, oh con limon?
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10-18-2012, 11:29 PM
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Lo prefiero con lima, pero lo tomo con limón si es todo lo que tienes. Es porque limas casi todo el tiempo son sin semillas. Y también porque me gusta el sabor de los limas un poquito mejor.
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10-19-2012, 01:28 PM
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Mira, los dos que pueden excribir in espanol. Que husas? Google Translate?
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10-19-2012, 01:35 PM
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Laney, I truly just Laughed out loud!
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Nicely done Rand.
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Ok...Mr. Smarty Pants (Carl)
A mi me gusta el chocolate.....
Leslielane1@live.com
P411: P102480
*Booked until October 30th.* Now accepting November pre-scheduled appointments.
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Siempre me gusta el té. Pero sin azúcar, nomás con lima.
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Con lima, oh con limon?
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Originally Posted by Carl
Lo prefiero con lima, pero lo tomo con limón si es todo lo que tienes. Es porque limas casi todo el tiempo son sin semillas. Y también porque me gusta el sabor de los limas un poquito mejor.
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Mira, los dos que pueden excribir in espanol. Que husas? Google Translate?
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Ok. Y'all lost me. Somethin' about a lemon or a lime?
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10-19-2012, 02:38 PM
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Sire:
Laney sez: Me, I like chocolate.
I sez: I still like tea, but unsweetened, just lime.
Laney sez: With lime or lemon? (trying to clarify, some people mix up the two words)
I sez: I prefer lime, but I'll take it with lemon if that's all you've got. That's because limes are almost always seedless. And I like the taste of lime a little bit better.
SHT sez: Look, those of you that can write in Spanish, what do you use? Google Translate?
And to Sir Hardin Thicke:
I know how to speak Spanish so my brain translates it. But to get the proper fonts and characters and accents, I just go to an on-line Spanish dictionary type in the English word for what I want, then cut and paste the Spanish word for the appropriate typeface. But some dictionaries aren't very good and don't have anything other than the single most common European Spanish definitions and usages, so I type in the Spanish word without the right characters and usually it prompts me with the right word and spelling/typeface and then I use that.
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10-19-2012, 03:02 PM
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Yo tengo sangre Mexicana.
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*Se habla espanol
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10-19-2012, 05:26 PM
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Tienes sangre Mexicana? En tus venas o en tu navaja? Porque puedes quitar las manchas con un poquito de blanqueador. Pero tenga cuidado. Nomás con un poquito se te puede arruinar tu ropa o tu alfombra.
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10-19-2012, 05:40 PM
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Bloody Bullocks.
Spek the queen's English, for Pete's sake!
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10-19-2012, 05:44 PM
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Bloody young bulls? Because "balls" are bollocks, not bullocks.
I like being bilingual.
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