HOOKER JOKE OF THE DAY (24 AUGUST 2011)

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After spending a night at a hotel with an online hooker, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table. "Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20." "Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed politician replied. "You can't make a living on that." "Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the side!"

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Sherry called the police department and reported that she had been raped. The officer who answered the phone, asked, "When did this happen?" She replied, "Last week." The police then asked, "Why did you wait until now to report it?" "Well," she said. "I didn't know that I was raped until the check bounced."

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LOL.

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The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living.

One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer.

When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said "My mom's a whore."

Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office. Then, 15 minutes later, he returned.

So the teacher asked "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"

Johnny said, "Yes."

"Well, what did the principal say?"

"He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me a pocket full of lollies and asked for my phone number ..."

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There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, "Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?"

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

"Wait ladies," cried the professor, "the boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!"

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Two elderly gentlemen, Bob and George, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a whore house. When they arrived at the house, the Madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men.
So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put a doll in each man's room and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking.
George said,
"I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or groaned. How was it for you?"
Bob replied, "I think mine was a witch."
George asked, "How's that?"
"Well," said Bob, "when I nibbled on her breast, she farted and flew out the window!"

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One day, after some training in Alaska, a lonesome Marine came down from the mountains on libo and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
“I’m lookin’ for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!” he said to the bartender.
“We got her!” replied the barkeep. “She’s upstairs in the second room on the right.”
The Marine handed the bartender some money to pay for the whore and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled, “I’m lookin’ for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!”
The woman inside the room looked at the Marine and said, “You found her!” Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
“How do you know I want to do it in that position?” asked the Marine.
“I don’t,” replied the whore, “but I thought you might like to open those beers before we get started.”

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