I highly suspect this is a complete troll and OP and laughing his butt off at people taking this seriously. On the other hand, sec does weird things to our hormones, which does weird things to our emotions and thoughts.
Dude, if you're seriously spending over $1,000/month on a hooker, it's seriously time to step away from the hobby for a few months and get your head on straight. You've gotten way twisted. If you step away for 60 days and do NOT talk to her during that time you'll probably get a whole new perspective.
If a gent were NOT spending thousands of dollars per month on a provider, 1blackman1 would have it exactly right:
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Originally Posted by 1blackman1
This is how you do it. She would owe you about 40 sessions. Collect your 40 free fucks in advance. Maybe see if you can get a few multi-hour and overnight sessions in to cut down the large number of sessions required to make up the payment. After you've collected your fucks go ahead and pay for the surgery.
What she'll do during the downtime. You'll have to work out a fuck for free for any money you decide to give her during her downtime.
There you go.
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A boob job is not a "right now" emergency. If she wants a boob job, that's absolutely no reason she can't get that boob job AFTER she earns the money.
However, the fact that your head is in a place where this seems like fronting her thousands of dollars might possibly be a good idea means the hormones have gone from your little head to your big head and gotten you all screwed up. You really, really need a break from this chick (or you're pulling our leg).