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04-23-2010, 02:44 PM
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#556
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Upgraded Female Account
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Originally Posted by geniusman
UNFORGIVEN
It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside
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THE NAKED GUN FILES OF POLICE SQUAD
I Just did something involuntary and messy.
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04-23-2010, 03:14 PM
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#557
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Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 53,388
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Originally Posted by MsKristine
THE NAKED GUN FILES OF POLICE SQUAD
I Just did something involuntary and messy.
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ICE AGE: THE MELTDOWN
We thought you was a toad!
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04-24-2010, 02:57 AM
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#558
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 6, 2009
Location: SW Louisiana
Posts: 278
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Originally Posted by geniusman
We thought you was a toad!
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O Brother, Where art Thou?
I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble.
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04-24-2010, 12:22 PM
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#559
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Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 53,388
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Originally Posted by juan2fork
O Brother, Where art Thou?
I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble.
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THE MALTESE FALCON
I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown
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04-25-2010, 07:21 PM
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#560
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 6, 2009
Location: SW Louisiana
Posts: 278
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Originally Posted by geniusman
I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown
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Meet the Parents
Ain't life a motherfucker.
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04-25-2010, 08:28 PM
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#561
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Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
Posts: 53,388
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Originally Posted by juan2fork
Meet the Parents
Ain't life a motherfucker.
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AN INNOCENT MAN
Who the hell are you?
Uh, my name is Johnny Wish-Wishbone. Johnny Wishbone. And I am a psychic from the island of St. Croix. Yes, I am psychic from the island of St. Croix. And I read in the St. Croix Gazette that the Beverly Hills Police Department having some trouble figuring out crimes. So, what I did was come to Beverly Hills to help the police out. They tell me they don't want my help, they don't *need* my help, so I'm gonna go on my merry way. I'm a psychic! I am a psychic phenomenon. Watch this. I don't know who you are, but watch this. Ummm... Your name is, ummmm, Lutz! Right? Chief Lutz. That's your name. See? The name pop inside my head like that. And your name is, ummmmm, ummmmm...
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04-26-2010, 10:18 AM
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#562
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: k.c. mo.
Posts: 894
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Originally Posted by geniusman
AN INNOCENT MAN
Who the hell are you?
Uh, my name is Johnny Wish-Wishbone. Johnny Wishbone. And I am a psychic from the island of St. Croix. Yes, I am psychic from the island of St. Croix. And I read in the St. Croix Gazette that the Beverly Hills Police Department having some trouble figuring out crimes. So, what I did was come to Beverly Hills to help the police out. They tell me they don't want my help, they don't *need* my help, so I'm gonna go on my merry way. I'm a psychic! I am a psychic phenomenon. Watch this. I don't know who you are, but watch this. Ummm... Your name is, ummmm, Lutz! Right? Chief Lutz. That's your name. See? The name pop inside my head like that. And your name is, ummmmm, ummmmm...
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BEVERLY HILLS COP II
"You see me doin" thrill-seeker liquor store holdups with a "born to Lose" tattoo on my chest?"
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04-26-2010, 12:44 PM
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#563
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Moderator
Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
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Originally Posted by growler
BEVERLY HILLS COP II
"You see me doin" thrill-seeker liquor store holdups with a "born to Lose" tattoo on my chest?"
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HEAT
This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions
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04-26-2010, 09:19 PM
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#564
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 13, 2010
Location: Comfort of the South
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GHOSTBUSTERS
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villian."
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04-27-2010, 03:23 PM
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#565
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Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
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Originally Posted by giteneny
GHOSTBUSTERS
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become a villian."
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BATMAN BEGINS
Will you love me for the rest of my life?
No, I'll love you for the rest of mine
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04-28-2010, 01:31 AM
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#566
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Upgraded Female Account
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Originally Posted by geniusman
BATMAN BEGINS
Will you love me for the rest of my life?
No, I'll love you for the rest of mine
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PHENOMENON
You are really on my very last nerve. You are a mind-boggling pain in my ass.
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04-28-2010, 12:43 PM
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#567
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Moderator
Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
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Originally Posted by MsKristine
PHENOMENON
You are really on my very last nerve. You are a mind-boggling pain in my ass.
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U.S. MARSHALLS
You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it
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04-28-2010, 04:17 PM
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#568
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Registered Member
Join Date: Mar 31, 2010
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 24
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Originally Posted by geniusman
U.S. MARSHALLS
You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it
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That's one of my favorites.
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE
You must tie her down on a bed and spank her.
a spanking! a spanking!
Spank her well, and after you are done spanking her, deal with her as you like.
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04-28-2010, 07:19 PM
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#569
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Join Date: Aug 26, 2009
Location: Austin TX
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Originally Posted by joea08
That's one of my favorites.
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE
You must tie her down on a bed and spank her.
a spanking! a spanking!
Spank her well, and after you are done spanking her, deal with her as you like.
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MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
John, do me a favor. Don't ever confide in me. I'm utterly useless in these areas. I'm really a very self-absorbed man
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04-29-2010, 03:17 AM
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#570
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 269367
Join Date: Jan 8, 2010
Location: Downtown/ SE Houston-- Outcalls everywhere
Posts: 12,014
My ECCIE Reviews
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Originally Posted by geniusman
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
John, do me a favor. Don't ever confide in me. I'm utterly useless in these areas. I'm really a very self-absorbed man
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DR. DOLITTLE
Now Marcus, I hear a girl down at the office got you pussy-whipped.
[Smacks on fingers]
You got to reverse it. Don't be pussy-whipped, whip that pussy. Like this here, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
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