NFL and Houston Texans Superthread: Are we ready for some football?

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by Daddio

When does JFF run at the combine? Have they measured his cock yet?

See above!

JFF-----> <----- 'Sugar' Daddio

'Nuff said!

[Daddio]

BT, you limp dick pusscake cumstain!! Why don't you do a review, I was gonna go fuck all the bitches you reviewed cause I know they didn't cum after seeing your weak little Vienna sausage wiener but you haven't done a review since 2012? WTF are you having trouble raising the flag?? I know you turned gay with Dopey but I had at least hoped you played on the other team, it definitely appears you have jumped in to the gay lifestyle with both feet!! Party on you cock loving, Dopey lover.

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by Daddio

When does JFF run at the combine? Have they measured his cock yet?

Originally Posted by Daddio

BT........after seeing your weak little Vienna sausage wiener .

'Sugar' Daddio must have been rejected by JFF and is now turning his attention to measuring someone else's cock.

There isn't much doubt where his interest lies!

[Daddio]

BT good Lord is your ass vagina as pussy soft as your rags? I guess only Dopey knows the answer. NO ladies seem to know based on your review history.

Come on down to Houston and Satin and I can show you where the Snatch is!! Where is my boy Satin? Covered up by titties and ass no doubt!!

BT you need to find your sack again and switch back to the other team, before you catch the dreaded butt cancer!! You obviously have a case of butt cancer of the mouth already. Get laid before it spreads. I would hate to see a Texan fan die before we win a championship but fuck we all better take damn good care of ourselves because we are in for a long wait with Bob McNuttless calling the safe shots.

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by Daddio

Why don't you do a review

'Sugar' Daddio, you might want to pose that particular question to Satin, not me. In case you did not notice, Satin has 8 less reviews than I do. And I am the first to admit that I do not have very many!

Not that I care, it doesn't matter to me if Satin decides not to kiss and tell. That's his choice, not mine!

Personally, I don't care if Satin has 0 or a 1000 reviews. It's all the same to me.

But it seems to matter to 'Sugar' Daddio.

Apparently 'Sugar' Daddio reads the reviews and then fantasizes about the author's cock size. You had better be careful Satin, 'Ol Sug' might want to know your cock size next!

Originally Posted by Daddio

When does JFF run at the combine? Have they measured his cock yet?

Speaking of reviews, when 'Sugar' Daddio finally decides to write his review on JFF's cock measurements, I hope he gives us plenty of warning.

I do NOT, I repeat NOT, want to read that review.

Unlike 'Sugar' Daddio I do NOT want to know JFF's cock measurements.

[Guest040616]

NFL Draft related news from the Bleacher Report (It does not say it in this story but I read earlier today that Johnny Football had the highest Wonderlic score of any QB in this year's NFL Draft. According to the report I read, Manziel's score was 32.)

The legend of Johnny Manziel looks like it will receive another boost in the aftermath of his Wonderlic test.

The Wonderlic consists of 50 questions that are fairly generic in nature and must be answered in 12 minutes. The time component certainly puts some added pressure on the exercise, which is one reason why teams and front offices are especially interested in how quarterbacks perform on the test.

After all, they are the ones who must make split-second decisions in the pocket come game day.

For context, some of the highest Wonderlic scores in combine history came from the likes of Ryan Fitzpatrick (Harvard), Benjamin Watson (Georgia), Alex Smith (Utah) and Matt Leinart (USC). Fitzpatrick and Watson both registered a 48, while Smith scored a 40 and Leinart a 35.

Interestingly, Tim Tebow (Florida) scored a 22 out of 50 on the Wonderlic.

It was perhaps Vince Young who turned in the most infamous Wonderlic test of the modern draft era. The Texas product reportedly registered a six out of 50 on the test.

Looking forward, how Manziel’s impressive Wonderlic score will impact his draft status is the obvious question.

He showed scouts during his Texas A&M career that he can make plays with both his feet and arm. He often saved his best performances for the clutch moments (see his bowl games against Oklahoma and Duke and his two contests against Alabama), and now teams know he can ace this test as well.

Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback and Hall of Famer Roger Staubach told the NFL Network that he believes Manziel should be drafted No. 1, via NFL.com's Mike Huguenin: “I just think there’s something about this kid. (Manziel) is a Russell Wilson-type player. He doesn’t have the height, he has a strong arm, he throws with accuracy.”

Whether the Wonderlic test will help Manziel’s cause at the draft remains to be seen.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...drafts-top-qbs

[Guest040616]

And here is a story on another Southeast Conference QB who will be in this years NFL draft.

The Houston Texans are dropping few hints about what they will do with the first pick in the 2014 NFL Draft, but it's clear they're exploring every option available.

We saw them at Jadeveon Clowney's pro day. We know they brought in Johnny Manziel for a workout. We even heard rumors about the team trading down from the draft's top pick.

Recently the Texans front office stopped by LSU's pro day to get a nice long look at Zach Mettenberger, among others. While he had a solid showing in front of the quarterback-needy club, Mettenberger also did what he could off the field to curry favor with the Texans by giving coach Bill O'Brien a flattering compliment after the workout.

"Coach O'Brien is a great guy," Mettenberger told the Houston Texans official website. "He's a football genius, and someone that I'd really like to work with. Every interaction I've had with him so far has been great."

The pre-draft process is really like an extensive job interview, so that's not a bad line for Mettenberger to pull out as he does his best to impress. We're sure the team's scouts were a little more interested in how well he threw after coming off ACL surgery 13 weeks ago however.

It's not the first time O'Brien has had such praise thrown his way. After his work in New England with Tom Brady, he was widely complimented for how he guided Penn State through NCAA sanctions and roster turmoil. His development of freshman quarterback Christian Hackenberg during the 2013 season was among the things that attracted the Texans to him in their coaching search.

As for Mettenberger, his stock has never been hotter after he looked sharp throwing for scouts Wednesday. While he hasn't cracked into the group of top four quarterbacks in the draft, there's serious buzz that he could wind up being selected early in the second round.

If Houston ticks off all the boxes on Clowney and takes him atop the draft -- as several recent NFL.com mock drafts are predicting they will do -- it's possible they will use their first pick on day two to go after a quarterback.

With prototypical size, arm strength and plenty of tape in a pro-style offense, Mettenberger is probably in the group of players the Texans could target with the 33rd overall pick. He is certainly doing his best to convince the team by dropping hints he would be a perfect for O'Brien and company.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000340990/article/zach-mettenberger-texans-bill-obrien-is-a-football-genius

[carkido45]

I bet Daddio has even measured Satin's dick size already ...that's why he's Satin's buddy.
LOL

[Daddio]

Carkiddo where you been? Oh that's right you and your butt plug buddy BT have been holed up giving each other the WonderLick my ass treatment.

[Guest040616]

As for me, I prefer for the Texans to use their #1 selection on one of the 2 or 3 premier pass rushing specialists. Unless O'Brien is absolutely convinced that one of the QB's in this years draft is a can't miss, future Franchise QB.

If we take a pass rushing DE/LB at #1, we could then use our 2nd pick on the best QB left on the board.

With all of that said, I am still not opposed to trading the #1 should the right deal come along!

And now, here is another Bleacher Report story on the Texans!

Clowney? Mack? QB? Texans assistant tackles the obvious question on NFL Draft
By Mark Inabinett | minabinett@al.com


POINT CLEAR, Alabama - If Texans defensive line coach Bill Kollar just had a nickel for every time someone had asked him which player Houston was going to select with the first pick in the NFL Draft on May 8, you'd think he might be tempted to retire after 35 years in the NFL.

Not that Kollar has a definitive answer when asked. Just a big laugh.
"I wish I knew because I've had that asked about a million times," Kollar said. "It's really hard to say. There's a bunch of good quarterbacks there. You've got that (Jadaveon) Clowney from South Carolina. You've got the kid from Buffalo, Khalil Mack."

Kollar was at the Grand Hotel Marriott Resort on Thursday night to be inducted into the Senior Bowl Hall of Fame. The MVP of the 1974 Senior Bowl as a defensive tackle from Montana State, Kollar is part of the hall's Class of 2014 with Torry Holt and DeMarcus Ware.

As the dean of the NFL's defensive line coaches, Kollar wouldn't be disappointed if the Texans took Clowney, a defensive end from South Carolina, with the first pick. He's also found Buffalo linebacker Khalil Mack impressive.

"He's definitely a heck of a talent," Kollar said of Clowney. "Obviously, he didn't have the year that he would have liked to statistic-wise this year like he did the year before. You still see it. He got double-teamed a lot and everything else, but without a doubt, he's still a heck of a football player.

"And the same with that Khalil Mack. I mean he is something when you end up watching him. I don't know if you'd say he's a dark horse, but you really hadn't heard that much about him earlier in the year. As the year progressed, he just kept playing better and better and has really put himself in a good position right now."

Kollar has been the Texans' defensive line coach since the 2009 season and was the only assistant coach retained from the 2013 staff when Bill O'Brien became Houston's head coach. Kollar also has been the defensive line coach for the Rams, Atlanta Falcons and Buffalo Bills in the NFL and Illinois and Purdue in college.

And he's been asked just about enough times about the identity of the No. 1 pick.

"The unfortunate thing is there's still a month left before the draft," Kollar said, "so every day on TV and everything else the questions keep going around."

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2...s_assista.html

[carkido45]

Mack had better numbers at the combine than Clowney did except for the 40 yard dash .


Khalil Mack
40 Yard Dash 4.63
Bench Press 23 reps
Vertical Jump 40 inches
Broad Jump 128 inches
Three cone shuttle drill 7.07 seconds
20 yard shuttle 4.18 seconds .

Jadeveon Clowney
40 Yard Dash 4.53 seconds
Bench Press 21 reps
Vertical Jump 37.5 inches
Broad Jump 124 inches
Three cone shuttle 7.27 seconds
20 yard shuttle 4.43 seconds


Khalil Mack tested out better for strength and short area quickness and burst and lateral speed .

[Guest082824]

Did her look better on film...because film don't lie

[carkido45]

Originally Posted by DickEmDown

Did her look better on film...because film don't lie

Khalil had 2.5 sacks against Ohio State 2013 Season .
Clowney had 3.0 sacks in all of 2013 season.

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by carkido45

Khalil had 2.5 sacks against Ohio State 2013 Season .
Clowney had 3.0 sacks in all of 2013 season.

There is no doubt that Clowney did not have as good of a year in 2013 as he had in 2012. I only saw one of his games this past year and quite frankly, he wasn't much of a factor. Part of the reason could be that the guy who played next to Clowney went from 3.5 sacks in 2012 to 9.5 in 2013. That might explain the loss in Clowney's production. That tells me that Clowney faced quite a bit of double teams last year that he did not face in 2012.

I believe that we are going to have to trust O'Brien and Romeo's judgement on this matter. I feel quite certain that they have spent considerable time with Clowney's former coaches, including Steve Spurrier. If the Texans coaching staff make the determination that Clowney is their guy, then so be it.

At least that is the way I see it!

On another note, I know this is not Houston Texans football related but a former Coog is only 4 strokes off of the lead going into today's final round of the 2014 Masters. It might be a longshot but good luck Fred.

Eat 'em Up, Coogs!

[BigLouie]

The problem I have with Clowney is that if college teams can that easily game plan for him how much harder will it be for him in the pros.

There is a story out there that Bridgewater who had a bad pro day is having shaky private work outs also.