STUPID QUESTIONS us guys ask you...

[Jessica Jade]

Originally Posted by Looking41today

I guess I'm late to the game here, but if all the other proposals fall though I'm here for you. LOL!

Oh hell yes babe!!!!!!!!

[Jessica Jade]

Originally Posted by pfmtony

I'm just going to be honest. Jessica I'm not marriage material. But if you are looking for an awesome BFE (boyfriend experience), I deliver. I listen, I cuddle, I kiss great, I'm a good cook, and I will do whatever it takes in the rack. I even move furniture and shit and clean up after myself.... But marriage? Nah I pretty much want to fuck every hot chica I see. For a woman to make me marriage material, she would need the desire and energy to drain me twice a day. And I haven't met her yet.

So Jesse, don't marry me, but you can use me as BF whenever.

My favorite dumb question from the ladies is "do you want to fuck now?" No I'm here to.do your laundry and fold it...... Followed closely by "are you full service?" Of course and if we're lucky two times please.

Pfmtony,,, will YOU marry ME??... Totally open marriage, all for fun?

[Jessica Jade]

Oh wait... I think I'm cheating already. Hmmm. I can't help it, I love all u sexy men (and women) on this thread. Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

[pfmtony]

Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

Pfmtony,,, will YOU marry ME??... Totally open marriage, all for fun?

In the name of fairness, and because I like happy women, I'm willing to consider it. In case you don't know after a lot of convo and kissing, I love 69. Ask me again in that position, and we'll see what comes of it.

So, maybe.... I'd have to be an idiot to say no without a test drive. And I know all about cars well enough for the both of us.

[Jessica Jade]

Lmao!

[Copierguy0]

STUPID QUESTIONS us guys ask you...

Why was Tara Evans Banned?

or

Why is Tara Evans back?

lol

CG

[Luke Skywalker]

Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

Believe it or not the dumbest was "will u marry me?"

jessica, that was supposed to be just between us!

[Bestman200600]

Has chicken and twinkies for Jessica.

[Jessica Jade]

Originally Posted by Bestman200600

Has chicken and twinkies for Jessica.

Mmmmmmmm

Originally Posted by lukeskywalker7667

jessica, that was supposed to be just between us!

Oops! Sorry babe.

[bluerock]

Jessica, I don't care if this was the dumbest or smartest question: Will you marry me? LOL
When you ready just pick up your passport and let me know. :-)

[Guest022315]

Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

Oh wait... I think I'm cheating already. Hmmm. I can't help it, I love u TD Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Yes Jessica I apologize for cheating on you too We will work out differences for at a later date. Should take us about 1 to 2 hours

How many gents do you see in a day ? How much money do you make ? Am i the first client for the day ?

[Jessica Jade]

Originally Posted by bluerock

Jessica, I don't care if this was the dumbest or smartest question: Will you marry me? LOL
When you ready just pick up your passport and let me know. :-)

Ill keep that in mind.

[Jessica Jade]

Originally Posted by Thatdude

Yes Jessica I apologize for cheating on you too We will work out differences for at a later date. Should take us about 1 to 2 hours

How many gents do you see in a day ? How much money do you make ? Am i the first client for the day ?

You bring the wine. (good ones on the questions)

[Bush Pilot]

Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

Believe it or not the dumbest was "will u marry me?"

Well, I dunno, depends: Was he cute?


HE:

Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

"Do I really have to wear this condom?"

YOU: "Unless you have your own brand you'd prefer to wear -- then, YES, dipstick!"
OR: "How thoughtless of me! Here's the box -- you pick which one you WILL wear!"


HE:

Originally Posted by HoneyRose

"Is Rose your real name?"

YOU: "No. I thought it would be great to add. 'Honey' is my real name!"

[pfmtony]

Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

Lmao!

Be careful, Jess. Laughing at my jokes will get me into your panties....