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trynagetlaid · 08-29-2013, 01:29 PM

Your last three reviews are stellar. I didn't think it was possible to take down a review.

ShonO11 · 08-29-2013, 02:11 PM

LIndsay, You know how I feel about you. You are one of the best EVER!!

Redsan · 08-29-2013, 02:36 PM

I HAVE KNOW LINDSAY SINCE HER PC DAYS AND WHEN IT COMES TO
KISSING SHE IS TOPS AND SHE IS OFF THE CARTS WHEN IT COMES TO
GFE!!!!!! I AM GLAD TO BE ONE OF HER WK.

leilover · 08-29-2013, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by blaeese

Lindsay - one NO review in 13 years says more about the reviewer then you. Remember you cannot please all the people all the time no matter how hard you try. Forget about this as most of us already have.

++++++

Agree!! We can't always please all 100% folks we date from here.
I had a experience with person who had most gross smell from all over from his corner of body(Mouth, under arm, back down there..) but i still did my best i could... but he was complain about my performance...LOL

I felt like that cute cartoon..

Guest070818-1 · 08-29-2013, 03:29 PM

I don't get it.

So one hobbyist complained that you didn't kiss?

Um, was the mouth really that more important than the pussy?

What the hell did I just read here?

pfmtony · 08-29-2013, 03:49 PM

BSB, as crazy as it may seem some guys really want the kissing and touching to get warmed up for Pussy. I insist.

Guest070818-1 · 08-29-2013, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bbtony

BSB, as crazy as it may seem some guys really want the kissing and touching to get warmed up for Pussy. I insist.

Sorry honey, No amount of kissing and touching will help someone if they have ED.

There are other ways to get a man up

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Also, it doesn't help that Mr. Hobby had bad breath.

Likewise, it never helps if the provider has bad breath or a stinky twat.

It takes two to tango!

pfmtony · 08-29-2013, 04:36 PM

BSB no ED here. But I can easily prove that without some good GFE skills I'm.a lousy lay and pretty much a dud.

Now with some GFE, some skills, I'm pretty damn good.

A girl can suck on my jimmy all day long but if she can't kiss or hug me too or touch me, it ain't gonna happen. That's why I talk to a woman quite a bit before I see her. What's sexy and a turn on is when a.woman is the whole package.

The "get comfortable" and then let's fuck routine works less for me than spanking it to porn. Maybe I'm.a.wierdo, but I have to actually mutually like someone before we can fuck. I'm not gonna follow you home or fall in love with you, but I have to like you as a woman first.

If you can't GFE, you're gonna think I have ED. I have references that can tell you way different though.

Guest070818-1 · 08-29-2013, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bbtony

BSB no ED here. But I can easily prove that without some good GFE skills I'm.a lousy lay and pretty much a dud.

Now with some GFE, some skills, I'm pretty damn good.

A girl can suck on my jimmy all day long but if she can't kiss or hug me too or touch me, it ain't gonna happen. That's why I talk to a woman quite a bit before I see her. What's sexy and a turn on is when a.woman is the whole package.

The "get comfortable" and then let's fuck routine works less for me than spanking it to porn. Maybe I'm.a.wierdo, but I have to actually mutually like someone before we can fuck. I'm not gonna follow you home or fall in love with you, but I have to like you as a woman first.

If you can't GFE, you're gonna think I have ED. I have references that can tell you way different though.

So I guess you had good smelling breath all along?

Bliss of DFW · 08-29-2013, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by phildo

Look here, now. This sorta thing comes up all the time and it's like Political Correctness gone to a maddening extreme. There have been threads upon threads about how to react to stanky pussy, stanky breath, stanky ass, nasty balls, klingons, sweat, greasy hair, too much cologne/perfume, BO...

The solution is simple. Speak up. "Dude, you have breath that will peel fucking paint. I have a disposable toothbrush. In the bathroom. Go. I'll be here when you get back and we'll have a lot more fun. Promise". The guy would probably rather have a decent session than get his panties in a twist over his breath. Unless he's a thin skinned douche, and then so what? Unless it's like a digestive disorder that's pulling gut gas out the sewer vent, then you just gotta say you can't do it, sorry, let's fuck. Doggy, please.

It's OK to tell the truth in these encounters, and everybody who plays this game needs to leave their ego baggage on the doorstep. Both parties need to do whatever is required to make the session a hit. If a hygiene issue pops up, deal with it head on (no pun intended).

I'd go see Lindsey, especially now that I know she has a gag reflex

j/k

I have never laughed so hard at an eccie post such as this one!!!

This has happened to me and I do exactly what you advised...ummm doggie please!!!

pfmtony · 08-29-2013, 05:05 PM

Me? My breath is fine. If you think the OP was about me, this is hilarious. I'm a clean freak BSB.

SD2011 · 08-29-2013, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bbtony

Me? My breath is fine. If you think the OP was about me, this is hilarious. I'm a clean freak BSB.

lol.... you made the mistake of being the first response!

this place is funny!

Chung Tran · 08-29-2013, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bbtony

BSB no ED here. But I can easily prove that without some good GFE skills I'm.a lousy lay and pretty much a dud.

Now with some GFE, some skills, I'm pretty damn good.

A girl can suck on my jimmy all day long but if she can't kiss or hug me too or touch me, it ain't gonna happen. That's why I talk to a woman quite a bit before I see her. What's sexy and a turn on is when a.woman is the whole package.

The "get comfortable" and then let's fuck routine works less for me than spanking it to porn. Maybe I'm.a.wierdo, but I have to actually mutually like someone before we can fuck. I'm not gonna follow you home or fall in love with you, but I have to like you as a woman first.

If you can't GFE, you're gonna think I have ED. I have references that can tell you way different though.

if a woman wrote this about men, nobody would think twice about it... it is so normal in "civilian" life... when a guy says it, he is looked at funny... it's not about ED at all. it's about connecting... just because we are here offering cash for anonymous sex, doesn't mean we want to walk in, stick it in, and leave... or that we can

Thuck Fat · 08-29-2013, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by phildo

Look here, now. This sorta thing comes up all the time and it's like Political Correctness gone to a maddening extreme. There have been threads upon threads about how to react to stanky pussy, stanky breath, stanky ass, nasty balls, klingons, sweat, greasy hair, too much cologne/perfume, BO...

whats klingons?

pfmtony · 08-29-2013, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Chung Tran

if a woman wrote this about men, nobody would think twice about it... it is so normal in "civilian" life... when a guy says it, he is looked at funny... it's not about ED at all. it's about connecting... just because we are here offering cash for anonymous sex, doesn't mean we want to walk in, stick it in, and leave... or that we can

I wasted a lot of time figuring out I'm just not wired that way. I require a connection. I like to cuddle and shower after too. If a woman won't do those things, cool. We didn't click, no issue and I will move on. And I will not bother to give her a bad review either.