What do you want written on your tombstone ?

[Whispers]

Here Lay Whispers

1957 to 2033

Beloved Husband of DingBAt, Hypocit, TooYoungToBeTrue

Father of Mickey and Krissy StepDaddy to Keith

Grandfather of Kelly, Denise and Carl

SugarDaddy of Wendy, Heather, Mitzie, Christine,

Stephanie, Stephanie, Angela, Hillie, Courtney,

Samantha, Anna, Kristen, Ashley, Lola

“Oh Daddy” and “Aye Papi” to Countless Others

YES! I really did it! For years when you asked what I was doing when you called and I told you “I was busy spending your Inheritance”…. That was what I was REALLY doing! Anything left was willed to that MOST special Lady.. the 19yo Nurses Aide named Daphne at the nursing home that blew me for the $100 in the nightstand and sent me off with a smile!

I leave with no regrets. I lived a Full Life that many men only dream of and shared it with far too many incredibly beautiful young women.

If I learned anything to leave you with… Please Remember

"Some tend to forget that our time with them is a Hobby. Their time with us is a BUSINESS! Don't get caught up in the illusion."

[Yssup Rider]

I don't think there are that many words inscribed on the Lincoln Memorial!

LMAO!

On mine, I'll take ...

"Here I sit, straining my pooper,
Trying to give birth to a Texas State Trooper!"

--Words to live by

[cinnamonshark]

Cheese, Mushrooms, Black Olives, and Jalepenos. I'll be surprised if someone can figure that one out.

[knotty man]

lol. what do you want on your Tombstone?

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

Cheese, Mushrooms, Black Olives, and Jalepenos. I'll be surprised if someone can figure that one out.

I would have put the Black Olives, and Jalepenos before the Cheese, and added a little Italian Sausage Mushrooms to my pizza.....

Gotta make it right.... The order of the ingredients is important.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

I don't think there are that many words inscribed on the Lincoln Memorial!

LMAO!

I've dealt with "little" things a lot in my life so my Monument Is getting UP sized,,,,,

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by AngelIsAFreak6969

Sounds Like Your Getting Offended About Veronica's Post I Really Dont Think She Was Trying To Come At You But I Agree That Coed Discussions Should Be A Bit More About Sex The Big O's As You Say Rather Than Downer Posts Like Shiting Before A Client Comes Or Death The Last Thing I Want To Think About Is Dying Or Death...

That brings up a viable question...its it better to shit before you die or leave it for someone else to clean up after you die...I mean, hell you don't care right?

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by Whispers

I've dealt with "little" things a lot in my life so my Monument Is getting UP sized,,,,,

You said a mouthful, brother!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by ztonk

Here would be mine:

[Still Looking]

[rockerrick]

Since I plan to live fast , die young , and leave a beautiful corpse !

[cinnamonshark]

Originally Posted by Whispers

I would have put the Black Olives, and Jalepenos before the Cheese, and added a little Italian Sausage Mushrooms to my pizza.....

Gotta make it right.... The order of the ingredients is important.

LMA

Now, THAT'S creative Mr. Whispers!

[Sexy Roxanne]

I want wifi at my tomb so people come and visit lol

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by Whispers

I would have put the Black Olives, and Jalepenos before the Cheese, and added a little Italian Sausage Mushrooms to my pizza.....

Gotta make it right.... The order of the ingredients is important.

THX, just ordered that at Pizza Hut, outcall.
I'll tip extra.

If that works I'll add MSOG (extra Mushrooms, Square Cut, Onions, Green Pepper) next time

[purtybaby]

Angel , I appreciate what you are saying . I was not trying to make anyone face their mortality. It was simply meant for a laugh. As for her post , the attitude was palpable.